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Funny story: Telescopes For Alien Messages Not Necessary?

Telescopes For Alien Messages Not Necessary?

Since the SETI Institute's Mothballed the Allen Telescope Array which scans the universe for signs of life in outer space, many were happy that enough donations have come in to finance the Telescopes working. Among those giving to help bring in mo...
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Funny story: Kathie Lee Gifford Says Lesbians Need To Get Back In The Closet

Kathie Lee Gifford Says Lesbians Need To Get Back In The Closet

NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host Kathie Lee Gifford has once again gone and stuck her size 10 shoe in her size 8 mouth. Gifford talking with avowed lesbianite Jodie Foster said that she likes her and other lesbians like Melissa Etheridge, Robin Robe...
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Funny story: Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Confesses She Has A Crush On Jodie Foster

Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Confesses She Has A Crush On Jodie Foster

NEW YORK CITY - The star of The Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence made a surprise appearance on The Viagra View with Larry King and Regis Philbin. Lawrence stated that she has been a fan of both men going back to her playpen days when her mom would...
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Funny story: Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

HOLLYWOOD - Jodie Foster says that Ellen DeGeneres is acting like a 16-year-old school girl and she really needs to look in the mirror and see that she's actually a 55-year-old cougar. Foster is very upset at the fact that the talk show maven has...
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Funny story: Child stars past and present celebrate Hollywood's legacy of little actors

Child stars past and present celebrate Hollywood's legacy of little actors

Child stars past and present came to the Coconut Grove Hotel today to celebrate Hollywood's legacy of child acting. Notable attendees included Natalie Gregory (1985, Alice in Wonderland), Dakota Fanning (2001, I am Sam), Jodie Foster (1976, Taxi Driv...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart visited The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon on Rodeo Drive to see about getting a little color in her extremely pale skin. The Twilight Saga actress is still in a somewhat state of depression over the fact that...
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Funny story: Jodie Foster's Soulful Golden Globes' 'Coming Out' Speech Forces Anderson Cooper Back In the Closet

Jodie Foster's Soulful Golden Globes' 'Coming Out' Speech Forces Anderson Cooper Back In the Closet

CNN's Anderson Cooper last stole the LGBT spotlight when he announced, much to his surprise, that he was homosexual. However, actress Jodie Foster's recent admission at the 70th Annual Golden Globes has created a sense of doubt in the seasoned repor...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster To Star In "The Beaver" - Foster Stresses That She Is Not Playing "The Beaver"

Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster To Star In "The Beaver" - Foster Stresses That She Is Not Playing "The Beaver"

HOLLYWOOD - Mel Gibson, who says that he is thrilled beyond belief that everyone has moved on and forgotten about his ridiculous, crazy man, rants and raves regarding his ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva, says his new movie The Beaver will be a box-o...
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Funny story: Jodie Foster Denies Beating Up Teen With Camera

Jodie Foster Denies Beating Up Teen With Camera

Jodie Foster has been accused by the father of a 17-year-old teen of beating up his son physically and with a verbal assault. Foster had reported that a member of the paparazzi had followed her and her two kids from a theater to the car, jamming...
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Funny story: Uno Thurman as only one person called Bill turns up to see her new movie

Uno Thurman as only one person called Bill turns up to see her new movie

Only one person turned up at the Apollo cinema in London's west end to see Uma Thurman's latest Movie, Motherhood, a semi autobiographical account of parenting in New York written and directed by Katherine Dieckmann. The one person who did turn up...
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