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Celebrity Athiests To Lead Prayer Groups Against Trump

Funny story: Celebrity Athiests To Lead Prayer Groups Against Trump

Jack Nickelson, Steve Wozaniak, Jodie Foster, Bill Gates, Woody Allen, Seth Macfarlane, Steven hawking, Richard Dawkins Bill Mahr, Facebook Mark Zukerberg, Matt Damon and other famous atheists and agnostics are enlisting people to join prayer groups.

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Jodie Foster To Star In The Motion Picture, Lesbionics - The Penny Marshall Story

Funny story: Jodie Foster To Star In The Motion Picture, Lesbionics - The Penny Marshall Story

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with Touch Rock Films is proud to announce that production will soon begin on the Bandini Borrapelli film Lesbionics - The Penny Marshall Story. The movie will deal with the life of Penny Marshall of...

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Telescopes For Alien Messages Not Necessary?

Funny story: Telescopes For Alien Messages Not Necessary?

Since the SETI Institute's Mothballed the Allen Telescope Array which scans the universe for signs of life in outer space, many were happy that enough donations have come in to finance the Telescopes working. Among those giving to help bring in mo...

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Kathie Lee Gifford Says Lesbians Need To Get Back In The Closet

Funny story: Kathie Lee Gifford Says Lesbians Need To Get Back In The Closet

NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host Kathie Lee Gifford has once again gone and stuck her size 10 shoe in her size 8 mouth. Gifford talking with avowed lesbianite Jodie Foster said that she likes her and other lesbians like Melissa Etheridge, Robin Robe...

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Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Confesses She Has A Crush On Jodie Foster

Funny story: Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Confesses She Has A Crush On Jodie Foster

NEW YORK CITY - The star of The Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence made a surprise appearance on The Viagra View with Larry King and Regis Philbin. Lawrence stated that she has been a fan of both men going back to her playpen days when her mom would...

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Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

Funny story: Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

HOLLYWOOD - Jodie Foster says that Ellen DeGeneres is acting like a 16-year-old school girl and she really needs to look in the mirror and see that she's actually a 55-year-old cougar. Foster is very upset at the fact that the talk show maven has...

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Child stars past and present celebrate Hollywood's legacy of little actors

Child stars past and present came to the Coconut Grove Hotel today to celebrate Hollywood's legacy of child acting. Notable attendees included Natalie Gregory (1985, Alice in Wonderland), Dakota Fanning (2001, I am Sam), Jodie Foster (1976, Taxi Driv...

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Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies The Shrink Visit Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart visited The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon on Rodeo Drive to see about getting a little color in her extremely pale skin. The Twilight Saga actress is still in a somewhat state of depression over the fact that...

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Jodie Foster's Soulful Golden Globes' 'Coming Out' Speech Forces Anderson Cooper Back In the Closet

CNN's Anderson Cooper last stole the LGBT spotlight when he announced, much to his surprise, that he was homosexual. However, actress Jodie Foster's recent admission at the 70th Annual Golden Globes has created a sense of doubt in the seasoned repor...

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Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster To Star In "The Beaver" - Foster Stresses That She Is Not Playing "The Beaver"

Funny story: Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster To Star In "The Beaver" - Foster Stresses That She Is Not Playing "The Beaver"

HOLLYWOOD - Mel Gibson, who says that he is thrilled beyond belief that everyone has moved on and forgotten about his ridiculous, crazy man, rants and raves regarding his ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva, says his new movie The Beaver will be a box-o...

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Jodie Foster Denies Beating Up Teen With Camera

Funny story: Jodie Foster Denies Beating Up Teen With Camera

Jodie Foster has been accused by the father of a 17-year-old teen of beating up his son physically and with a verbal assault. Foster had reported that a member of the paparazzi had followed her and her two kids from a theater to the car, jamming...

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Uno Thurman as only one person called Bill turns up to see her new movie

Funny story: Uno Thurman as only one person called Bill turns up to see her new movie

Only one person turned up at the Apollo cinema in London's west end to see Uma Thurman's latest Movie, Motherhood, a semi autobiographical account of parenting in New York written and directed by Katherine Dieckmann. The one person who did turn up...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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