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Funny story: Benedict Cumberbatch schmoozed to play Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon

Benedict Cumberbatch schmoozed to play Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon

London - Studio bosses are desperate to secure the services of the Sherlock star whose uncanny facial resemblance makes him a dead ringer for Gary McKinnon. Benedict Cumberbatch is being headhunted to play the controversial Pentagon hacker in a ne...
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Funny story: Worthing Casanova, Alf Starling, Has An Early Night - Demi Moore, Goldie Hawn, And Jennifer Aniston Bitterly Disappointed

Worthing Casanova, Alf Starling, Has An Early Night - Demi Moore, Goldie Hawn, And Jennifer Aniston Bitterly Disappointed

The showbiz universe was rocked to its very foundations this evening as revelations surfaced that Worthing based lothario and viagra addict, Alf Starling (Aged 104 today - Happy Birthday Alf!) had retired for an early night, after consuming what appe...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley Calls In Ghurkas To Improve Youth

Joanna Lumley Calls In Ghurkas To Improve Youth

TV star and Ghurka champion, Joanna Lumley, is to call in her mates in the Nepalese brigade to improve the nation's youth. Having battled for the rights of former Ghurkas to settle in the UK, the actress has turned her guns on the current youth ge...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley is 'boiling' again

Joanna Lumley is 'boiling' again

Joanna Lumley is boiling again. This time she is boiling because no party has approached her to join their ranks. "It's not that I am boiling anxious to become an MP" chortled Lumley swigging vodka like it was going out of style, cigarette smoke curling up her pretty nostrils. "I'm just boiling worried about what this country is coming to as a result of the boiling actions of today's politi...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley To Star In 'Some Like It Hot' Remake

Joanna Lumley To Star In 'Some Like It Hot' Remake

Gurkha Goddess and erstwhile star of Absolutely Fabulous, Joanna Lumley is rumoured to be taking the lead role in a Barry Norman directed remake of Billy Wilder's classic 1959 comedy laugh riot, 'Some Like It Hot.' Lumley will play the Sugar Kane...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley to Emigrate - Statement From 4th Plinth

Joanna Lumley to Emigrate - Statement From 4th Plinth

Joanna Lumley, the well-known former Gurkha soldier gender reassignment and height enhancement celebrity is to leave the United Kingdom forever. "As Rifleman Limbahadur Gurung, I served this country well" Ms Lumley stated from her lofty vantage po...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley - "I was a Gurkha"

Joanna Lumley - "I was a Gurkha"

In a shock announcement, Joanna Lumley has revealed that she served in the ranks of the Royal Gurkha Rifles as Rifleman Limbahadur Gurung. Ms Lumley served for 12 years in the 40's and 50's and rose to the rank of Lance Corporal. She was posted to...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley to be made dame

Joanna Lumley to be made dame

A government spokesman - his face set in a permanent smile - announced to a crowded press conference today that Joanna Lumley is to be created a dame. He went on to explain "Look - if you are going to be humiliated into a total reversal of a poli...
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Funny story: Avenger's New careers

Avenger's New careers

Following Joanna Lumley's recent attempts at Politics, with the Gurkha's, it can be revealed that Dame Diana Rigg has taken on a project of her own. The actress, known for her roles as Emma Peel, in Extras, and a Stage career that has lasted for d...
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Funny story: Esther Rantzen To Stand Against Joanna Lumley In Luton

Esther Rantzen To Stand Against Joanna Lumley In Luton

There was great excitement in Luton, for once, today as former TV celebrity Esther Rantzen confirmed she WILL be standing as a candidate in Luton at the next parliamentary election. Miss Rantzen, 112, will be representing the newly-formed That's Life...
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Funny story: Overjoyed Gurkhas to spearhead "Joanna for PM" movement?

Overjoyed Gurkhas to spearhead "Joanna for PM" movement?

LONDON, UK: Call her Goddess, because single-handedly Joanna Lumley has brought Gordon Brown's Labour government to its creaking, arthritic knees. One woman has used her influence and clout to ensure that for once 36000 veterans will be accorded the...
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Funny story: The Gurkhas Are Coming!

The Gurkhas Are Coming!

(Joanna Lumley Latest) There was mayhem in central London this afternoon when, after a meeting at Downing Street with Prime Minister Gordon Brown, the ex-New Avengers totty, Joanna Lumley, emerged from no.10 and announced the grave news that: "The...
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Funny story: Queen To Abdicate - Lumley Named As Favoured Successor

Queen To Abdicate - Lumley Named As Favoured Successor

The Queen announced today to a stunned nation that she will be stepping down from her 56 year reign and in an astonishing break with Royal Protocol and tradition has appointed Gurkha mouthpiece Joanna Lumley as her successor. Prince Charles was re...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley allowed to reside in Britain after dramatic battle by the Ghurkas

Joanna Lumley allowed to reside in Britain after dramatic battle by the Ghurkas

Lovely actress Joanna Lumley has been told by Gordon Brown that she now has the right to reside in the UK. The turnaround follows a ferocious battle by the Ghurkas who defended her right to live on the front pages of every newspaper after all she had...
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Funny story: Chris Tarrant Mauled By Joanna Lumley In 'Cash For Questions' Row

Chris Tarrant Mauled By Joanna Lumley In 'Cash For Questions' Row

Joanna Lumley, champion of the Gurkhas, prospective Lord Mayor of London, the 'new' Maggie, the 'new' Boadicea and the old Patsy off Ab Fab has been hitting the headlines again by asserting that TV presenter Chris Tarrant is up to his neck in the lat...
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Funny story: Joanna is the new Maggie

Joanna is the new Maggie

Actress, campaigner and British icon, Joanna Lumley is taking over the mantle of 'The Iron Lady' from former British Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher. After publicly humiliating Immigration Minister, Phil Woolies over his refusal to let Burkhas s...
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Funny story: Joanna Lumley A Big Fan Of Gherkins

Joanna Lumley A Big Fan Of Gherkins

Joanna Lumley, 71, the star of Absolutely Fabulous and further back, The New Avengers, met with Prime Minister Gordon Brown today, and later announced that she is one of Britain's biggest fans of gherkins. Lumley, 71, told journalists outside 10 D...
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Funny story: British Prime Minister locked in complex mind games with Posh Actress

British Prime Minister locked in complex mind games with Posh Actress

Gordon Brown found himself locked in a tussle of minds today as his adversary went on TV complimenting him on all of the positive action that he is going to take. However this was not a foreign leader or a master of commerce that is messing with t...
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