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Joan Rivers Makin' 'Em Laugh in Hell

Funny story: Joan Rivers Makin' 'Em Laugh in Hell

Comedienne Joan Rivers may have died last week following complications from plastic surgery, but that doesn't mean she's slowed down or lost her edge. The eighty-one year-old comic, known for her bitchy attitude, is still makin' 'em laugh in the afte...

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Once Again Grief, Sadness And Anger - Then Thousands Of Comments On Social Media As Joan Rivers Dies - Meanwhile Ebola & Terror Grips Planet

Social media was a buzz with outpourings of immense grief, a sense of universal loss and then feelings of anger; after it was announced comedienne Joan Rivers, had died. She was 81. I will say that again...she was fucking 81. "Devastated" t...

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Docs put Joan Rivers into a stoma

Funny story: Docs put Joan Rivers into a stoma

New York - Surgeons working on the fallout of Joan Rivers' latest plastic surgery adventure have put the 80 year-old into a stoma according to reports. The procedure is described as a surgically created abominable - uh, abdominal! - opening that...

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Joan Rivers and the Nodule of Hate

Joan Rivers is reportedly critical after she stopped breathing during vocal chord surgery. An unnamed source revealed that the surgery was intended to 'remove a build up of vitriol'. He went on to say that 'various isms had calcified', effectivel...

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Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Funny story: Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers recent comments seemingly to support Israeli actions, backfired as her Beverly Hills plastic surgeon took revenge. Apparently sick of being associated as Joan Rivers loyal plastic surgeon, he had been subjected to daily protests from anti...

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Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool

Funny story: Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool

Things are hotting up in a South Florida offices' 'death pool' after new member of staff, Kevin Ball wagered $200 on former Golden Girl Betty White to pip current favorites Joan Rivers and Larry King to the grave. "I feel good about Betty's prosp...

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85 Year Old Joan Rivers To Be Melted And Used By Prison Inmates

Funny story: 85 Year Old Joan Rivers To Be Melted And Used By Prison Inmates

85-year-old comedienne Joan Rivers has apologized for making a pretty funny joke on the "Today" show Tuesday in which she compared living arrangements with her daughter to the ordeal of three women held captive for a decade by Ariel Castro. The jo...

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Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

Funny story: Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently visited her gynecologist and found out that her boobs are both malfunctioning. Rivers was shocked to hear that, since she had no idea that at her age (80) her boobs had any function whatsoever other than to hold up...

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Khloe Kardashian Bashes Angelina Jolie

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Bashes Angelina Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - Khloe Kardashian has been through quite a bit the past year and a half what with getting canned from Simon Cowell's X-Factor and then having to put up with the sexcapades of her skirt-chasing husband Lamar Odom; whom she has since divorce...

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Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

Funny story: Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple visiting one of her childhood friends when she was asked about her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Her expression changed from one of happiness and contentment to one of bitterness and anger. She said that...

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Joan Rivers Confesses That She Wants To Be Anderson Cooper's Sugar Mama

Funny story: Joan Rivers Confesses That She Wants To Be Anderson Cooper's Sugar Mama

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Anderson Cooper has become a very popular non-straight dude as lately he has had Cher and Kathy Griffin fighting over his attention and now Joan Rivers has come into the fray. Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers appeare...

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Pope Francis Warns Joan Rivers She Better Stop With Her Hate-Filled, Venom-Spewing Ways Or She'll End Up In Hell

Funny story: Pope Francis Warns Joan Rivers She Better Stop With Her Hate-Filled, Venom-Spewing Ways Or She'll End Up In Hell

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently stated to a group of Cardinal trainees at the Vatican that he cannot stress enough the fact that they need to remember the tremendous lawsuits that a group of libido-crazed priests have cost the church. He told...

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President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

Funny story: President Obama Visits The Oldest Taxpayer In The United States

TOLEDO, Ohio - President Obama flew into Toledo on Air Force One where he had a nice visit with Argyle Honeyhill, who just happens to be the oldest tax payer in the entire United States. Argyle who just turned 107, on March 17, said that he was th...

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Pope Francis Comments That Ann Coulter Needs Religion Real Bad

Funny story: Pope Francis Comments That Ann Coulter Needs Religion Real Bad

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently spoke with Italy's national news agency, El Vino. He informed El Vino about some changes that he has in mind for the church. One of the changes that he is considering involves the age old Bingo games. The po...

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Susan Penhaligon, The 70's British Brigitte Bardot Says Botox Has Turned Her Into A British Version of Joan Rivers

Funny story: Susan Penhaligon, The 70's British Brigitte Bardot Says Botox Has Turned Her Into A British Version of Joan Rivers

LONDON - Susan Penhaligon a British film icon who during the 70s was considered to be the English Brigitte Bardot has cast out a warning to other women about the hazards of botox. Penhaligon who many also compared to America's Marilyn Monroe in he...

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History Buffs Discover A Mohawk Totem Pole In Pennsylvania With The Likeness of A Very Famous Woman

Funny story: History Buffs Discover A Mohawk Totem Pole In Pennsylvania With The Likeness of A Very Famous Woman

PITTSBURGH - A group of history enthusiasts have informed the press that they have discovered a long lost Mohawk totem pole 14 miles west of Pittsburg. The 17-foot tall totem pole was in excellent condition since experts explained that the Mohawk...

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Kim Kardashian Says The Reason Why Joan Rivers Is So Hateful Is Because She Has Cellulite On Her Tongue

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says The Reason Why Joan Rivers Is So Hateful Is Because She Has Cellulite On Her Tongue

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian is highly upset at the stupid remarks made by Joan Rivers about her baby North West. Rivers, who is known as the Queen of Mean, among other things, said on an L.A. radio show that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby Nor...

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Kanye West Hits Back At Joan Rivers After She Comments That His Baby Is Ugly

Funny story: Kanye West Hits Back At Joan Rivers After She Comments That His Baby Is Ugly

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and his baby mama Kim Kardashian cannot believe how hateful, insensitive, and downright mean Joan Rivers can be. Joan recently stated that Kanye and Kim's new baby North West is ugly and really needs to be waxed. Well dad...

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