Tributes were pouring in last night following unexpected events in the world of Wee Jimmy Krankie.
According to reports, it is understood that eight-year-old Wee Jimmy was mistaken for a sausage roll and then eaten by guitar legend Eric Clapton at...
The long awaited particle accelerator thingy on the France Swiss border is to be activated by the Krankies it was announced today.
A spokesman announced 'We had a number of options for people we wanted to switch on the Doomsday experiment. People...
The Osmonds are to become the next pope according to Vatican sources. When the present incumbent Pope Benedict the Sixteenth finally hangs up his mitre, it is understood that a radical development in introducing mass popery will be introduced.
For years people called me a 'tiny-tranny-perv-beast' and a 'rotten little Scot slipper' so I know what it's like to be on the end of an extra long, wordy insult.
In a sensational move tonight pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has announced his latest pop duo that are sure to storm the hit parade. And hang on to your hat for it's none other than Antonella Barba and Scottish schoolboy, Wee Jimmy Krankie!...
Recognition at last for one of Scotland's unsung heroes as news emerges today that the city Edinburgh is going to re-name its Airport in honour of one of their own.
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