Gulf Shores Beach, FL - Jimmy Buffett doesn't need to be searching for his 'lost shaker of salt' anymore, he can easily afford to hire someone to find it for him. The music legend, who's been touring the country with his Coral Reefer Band for decades...
Jimmy Buffet, pirate singer and sea lover extraordinaire, has re-penned a new song about his beloved home port in keeping up with the times. The admired king of the Parrotheads realized that the old songs about his native Gulf of Mexico were no longer valid in light of recent changes there and has modernized his most famous signature song Margaritaville:
(To the tune of Margaritaville)
"Parrot Drops Keep Falling On My Head" is a version of an old B. J. Thomas hit about raindrops, that could be sung every year in Australia as that is what happens at this time of the year.
The parrots consume some as yet unknown substance, get dru...
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