WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House staff has all been told by White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax not to mention the name of the Danish prime minister in the presence of the first lady, Michelle Obama.
Colfax stated that Mrs. Obama sees red whe...
LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that Justin Bieber has done it. The spoiled child of Pattie Mallette has just caused her to check herself into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.
A source close to Mrs. Mallette stated that Pattie reached the po...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he has never enjoyed watching the Academy Award Show more than he did this one.
The president watched the Tinsel Town show on The White House Big Screen TV Room along with the first lady (Michelle Obama...
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