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Funny story: English plan to fight Jihadists with stiff upper-lip and tea-pins

English plan to fight Jihadists with stiff upper-lip and tea-pins

The British Government announced that it will not be forced into a "knee jerk" reaction by the provocations of the Jihadist terrorists who are currently sweeping through Iraq and Syria. "There will be no boots on the ground or in the air", said Eton-...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

According to the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has recently surpassed Al Qaeda in social media exposure for their gruesome beheadings and executions. Even terrorist groups pay attention...
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Funny story: Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

After being released from custody recently, a former Guantanamo prisoner is back after the once 420-pound Tarek El-Sawah was rearrested after his weight got below 275. "This is a total farce", stated a liar...lawyer...for the suspected criminal. "...
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Funny story: Ronald Reagan Rises to Support Zombie Rights

Ronald Reagan Rises to Support Zombie Rights

With the world on the verge of a zombie apocalypse, a sane voice has risen from the grave for the support of zombies throughout the world. Ronald Reagan (February 6, 1911-June 5, 2004) rose from his tomb and assumed the mantle of Commander-in-Death f...
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Funny story: Virus alert: New Virus found

Virus alert: New Virus found

A new virus, Taqqya dot exe, has been found. It is first time that the virus has been detected and analyzed. The Trojan horses like Arabism, racism, Aryanism, Christianism, Islamism, Americanism, anti-Americanism, Eurocentricism, Hitlerism, Leftism active in the Western body politic and the West's addiction to crude oil had made its detection almost impossible so far. Because of these Trojan...
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Funny story: Jedward singing duo absolutely fuming

Jedward singing duo absolutely fuming

Their singing abilities aside, Irish pop duo Jedward are fuming about how the entire lead-up to their Eurovision Song Contest entry has turned into a complete farce for them. Returning from a specialist clinic in Glasgow where they were having the...
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Funny story: Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Norwegian punk rockers "Jerry and the Jihadists" have once again proven themselves as grandmasters of bad taste following the release of their latest song "I was Osama's Love Child". Taken as a slur against their good name, the 17 wives, 167 child...
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Funny story: VH1 to Feature Bin Laden in a New Series; Behind the Mujahideen

VH1 to Feature Bin Laden in a New Series; Behind the Mujahideen

Looking to pump up the ratings with another original programming series similar to "Behind the Music", cable music channel giant VH1 will expand its in-depth profile series beyond the music industry to feature great bands of another sort. The pilot...
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Funny story: Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

A long-held belief of male suicide bombers has been that they will get 72 pristine teenage virgins if they die during an act of "Holy Jihad". Now, in a move that will shock many, controversial Imam, Mustapha Fatwa, has announced that female martyrs w...
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Funny story: Fatwa Against Eric Holder After Insults to Jihadist Families

Fatwa Against Eric Holder After Insults to Jihadist Families

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - Conservatives may be harsh critics of Eric Holder's inability to consider "radical Islam" as a motive in violence against Western interests; however, several comments by the US Attorney General have provoked extremist Muslims to...
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Funny story: Jihad Jane the World's Dumb Blonde Terrorist

Jihad Jane the World's Dumb Blonde Terrorist

Colleen R LaRose a 46 year old Blonde American woman dubbed herself Jihad Jane. She was intent on recruiting terrorists using the internet and plotting to attack targets in Europe. Jihad Jane was so dumb she tried to recruit people using you tube...
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Funny story: 'Jihad! The Musical' Opens To Lukewarm Reviews.

'Jihad! The Musical' Opens To Lukewarm Reviews.

One of the most eagerly awaited musical productions to hit the West End stage in years was given a lukewarm reception by critics and audience members alike, who gave the show an almost unanimous thumbs down. The story focuses on bungling terrorist...
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Funny story: World of Wiretapping?

World of Wiretapping?

Surveillance cameras have been installed in more and more online games, discreetly watching and listening to people as they launch rocket attacks or fire bullets at one another, or meet in secrecy to overthrow an overlord. Experts say it's an agg...
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Funny story: Pope Declares Jihad Type War On Islamic Fundamentalists?

Pope Declares Jihad Type War On Islamic Fundamentalists?

Vatican City - Rumours are circulating here in the Holy square mile that the pope has finally "had it up to here with those Islamic fundamentalists and their extremist teachings." According to a reliable witness we met on the banks of the Tiber, j...
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Funny story: Flatlining Jihadist says martyrdom is actually hell

Flatlining Jihadist says martyrdom is actually hell

An emulation of the 1990 film "Flatliners", where a chap (a loud-mouthed American student-type played by Keifer Sutherland) experiences clinical death for a period of 1 minute before being brought back to life, has knocked martyrdom on the...
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Funny story: Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

The earthquake tremors felt by many insomniacs across the UK on Tuesday, may actually have been the result of the early accidental demise at a Terror Training Camp, of a wannabe al-Qaeda terrorist, s...
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Funny story: PM Declares Jihad and Attains Hafiz Status

PM Declares Jihad and Attains Hafiz Status

Gordon Brown, the UK Prime Minister, yesterday declared a Jihad (Islamic Holy War) on America. In a stunning statement of just how bad Bush-Brown relations had become, he urged all Englishmen living in the USA to fight back against persecution of the...
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Funny story: Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

Pope recruits Coca-Cola in inter-Christian Jihad

In a calculated move this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has added Coca-Cola to his ranks of fighters in his Holy War on all other Christian denominations.
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