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Funny story: British army chiefs announce new Hide 'N' Sikh regiment ops

British army chiefs announce new Hide 'N' Sikh regiment ops

London - The British Chief of the General Stuff said today the new elite fighting corps(e) will be deployed 'as bait' on stealth missions in the upcoming Game of Sardines against Jihadi scum. Troops disguised in Ali Baba costumes will root around...
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Funny story: Druid Jihad: Radical Islamism Takes Polytheistic Turn

Druid Jihad: Radical Islamism Takes Polytheistic Turn

Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant. In in his inimitable...
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Funny story: Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Jihad Descends on Salt Lick City

Radical Islamists are furious following the ritual posthumous baptism of their Prophet at the Tabernac' of the Jesus Christ Church of Lit Saints, Dude (LSD-Moron) in Salt Lick City, which reportedly took place in a service this past Sunday afternoon.
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Funny story: Satirical Website Fakes Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack To Cash In On Expanded Readership.

Satirical Website Fakes Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack To Cash In On Expanded Readership.

"Absolutely despicable!" stated loyal satire fan Jason Nimknuts when he found out about it. "I knew they could be low, but I would never have imagined them stooping to this! Dumb bastards!" After seeing the famed French satire magazine Charlie He...
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Funny story: Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Syria - There will be trouble in Lapland tonight where emergency response sledges are being kitted out with a 'Trojan Horse' Santaclaus in retalliation for last night's attack. Witnesses say IS jihadis shot down what appeared to be an evil-looking...
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Funny story: ISIS' Guns Fall Silent Following Coalition Air Strikes

ISIS' Guns Fall Silent Following Coalition Air Strikes

Battle lines in northern Iraq and Syria have fallen strangely silent in the past few days following the latest air strikes by coalition aircraft. In a press conference this morning in Washington, the Joint-Rolling Chiefs of Stash explained the rea...
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Funny story: English plan to fight Jihadists with stiff upper-lip and tea-pins

English plan to fight Jihadists with stiff upper-lip and tea-pins

The British Government announced that it will not be forced into a "knee jerk" reaction by the provocations of the Jihadist terrorists who are currently sweeping through Iraq and Syria. "There will be no boots on the ground or in the air", said Eton-...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

According to the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has recently surpassed Al Qaeda in social media exposure for their gruesome beheadings and executions. Even terrorist groups pay attention...
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Funny story: Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

After being released from custody recently, a former Guantanamo prisoner is back after the once 420-pound Tarek El-Sawah was rearrested after his weight got below 275. "This is a total farce", stated a liar...lawyer...for the suspected criminal. "...
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Funny story: Ronald Reagan Rises to Support Zombie Rights

Ronald Reagan Rises to Support Zombie Rights

With the world on the verge of a zombie apocalypse, a sane voice has risen from the grave for the support of zombies throughout the world. Ronald Reagan (February 6, 1911-June 5, 2004) rose from his tomb and assumed the mantle of Commander-in-Death f...
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Funny story: Virus alert: New Virus found

Virus alert: New Virus found

A new virus, Taqqya dot exe, has been found. It is first time that the virus has been detected and analyzed. The Trojan horses like Arabism, racism, Aryanism, Christianism, Islamism, Americanism, anti-Americanism, Eurocentricism, Hitlerism, Leftism active in the Western body politic and the West's addiction to crude oil had made its detection almost impossible so far. Because of these Trojan...
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Funny story: Jedward singing duo absolutely fuming

Jedward singing duo absolutely fuming

Their singing abilities aside, Irish pop duo Jedward are fuming about how the entire lead-up to their Eurovision Song Contest entry has turned into a complete farce for them. Returning from a specialist clinic in Glasgow where they were having the...
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Funny story: Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste

Norwegian punk rockers "Jerry and the Jihadists" have once again proven themselves as grandmasters of bad taste following the release of their latest song "I was Osama's Love Child". Taken as a slur against their good name, the 17 wives, 167 child...
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Funny story: VH1 to Feature Bin Laden in a New Series; Behind the Mujahideen

VH1 to Feature Bin Laden in a New Series; Behind the Mujahideen

Looking to pump up the ratings with another original programming series similar to "Behind the Music", cable music channel giant VH1 will expand its in-depth profile series beyond the music industry to feature great bands of another sort. The pilot...
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Funny story: Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

A long-held belief of male suicide bombers has been that they will get 72 pristine teenage virgins if they die during an act of "Holy Jihad". Now, in a move that will shock many, controversial Imam, Mustapha Fatwa, has announced that female martyrs w...
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Funny story: Fatwa Against Eric Holder After Insults to Jihadist Families

Fatwa Against Eric Holder After Insults to Jihadist Families

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - Conservatives may be harsh critics of Eric Holder's inability to consider "radical Islam" as a motive in violence against Western interests; however, several comments by the US Attorney General have provoked extremist Muslims to...
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Funny story: Jihad Jane the World's Dumb Blonde Terrorist

Jihad Jane the World's Dumb Blonde Terrorist

Colleen R LaRose a 46 year old Blonde American woman dubbed herself Jihad Jane. She was intent on recruiting terrorists using the internet and plotting to attack targets in Europe. Jihad Jane was so dumb she tried to recruit people using you tube...
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Funny story: 'Jihad! The Musical' Opens To Lukewarm Reviews.

'Jihad! The Musical' Opens To Lukewarm Reviews.

One of the most eagerly awaited musical productions to hit the West End stage in years was given a lukewarm reception by critics and audience members alike, who gave the show an almost unanimous thumbs down. The story focuses on bungling terrorist...
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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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