Its official! Matt Damon is to play the outgoing Pope Benedict in a new Hollywood blockbuster being penned for release in 2014.
Matt Damon a well known Bostonian Catholic from Boston, today spoke about his new role in press release which has got C...
Judas
Nobody here.
Thomas
Don't sweat it. He'll be right here.
Judas
Maybe he's on break.
Thomas
10AM? I doubt it.
Judas
Well, I don't mind telling you, I'm getting tired of all this.
Thomas
All what?
Judas
The dirty work.
Thomas
What dirty work?
Judas
His dirty work.
Thomas
What do you mean?
Judas
"Follow me." "Feed the poor." "Get off Magdalene's...
Catholics everywhere were flabbergasted when, merely days after celebrating his 85th birthday, Pope Benedict XVI issued a formal statement acknowledging that God probably does not exist. Nevertheless, the Pope assured believers worldwide that they we...
After over a millennium of anticipation, punctuated by occasional promises from their Lord of a Messiah to be named "later," Jews worldwide were thrilled to learn that their Messiah will be named SOON. Sources have confirmed that on the short-list fo...
With the news of the imminent retirement of Lord Jonathan Sachs as Chief Rabbi of the UK, Northern Ireland and Grimsby, a host of early applicants and contenders for the position have today been revealed.
Front runner, not only because of his exis...
The Advertising Standards Authority has rejected a complaint about a Calvin Klein lingerie poster.
An ultra-Orthodox Jew claimed that the poster - featuring five models in the designer smalls - was offensive to fellow believers who are forbidden t...
WASHINGTON: Although most American Muslims are satisfied with Obama, Jews have turned on him, as political novice Bob Turner defeated Democrat State Assemblyman David Weprin in a special election to fill the seat of disgraced Congressman Anthony Wei...
HOLLYWOOD - The motion picture based on the Marvel Comics X-Men did very well on opening day as was expected.
The film stars James McAvoy as Professor Charles Xavier, aka Professor X, and Michael Fassbender as Erik Lensherr aka Magneto.
The two...
Heaven's celestial scribe revealed via his Twitter feed, DaMetatron, that 24 Jews that ascended into Heaven during May 21st's Rapture were banished for scalping bogus tickets for what they characterized as "Seats Close To God".
"They're in here by...
Dear Jewish Friends:
When the Rapture begins on May 21st, you guys get to go first. (Not sure how you people worked that out, what with you guys not believing that Christ is our savior, and then killing him and all. I'm not sure how that works, but, ya know, whatevs. I guess the lawyers were working overtime on that deal, huh?)
Do us a favor and save us some seats? I gotta get the kids dress...
Two religious groups squared off into an arguement that turned into a brawl as more than words were exchanged between groups of Hassidic Jews and Pennsylvania Amish. Fists and bottles both flew through the air as the two religious sects argued which...
Good old auntie beeb is continuing the relentless drive against religion now common amongst british television broadcasters.
After driving down television standards with such 'family entertainment' as Eastenders, which contains such wholesome topi...
Glenn Beck has long been known to treat any issue he tackles with much drama and even more disregard for the facts. However, this week, when he compared Reform Judaism to radicalized Islam, he claims he knew he was wrong before he laid one piece of c...
NEW YORK, New York - A number of Egyptian-Americans, including a few of the more notable Egyptian bakers in the city, have converged on the few Egyptian bricklayers and police officers who live and work in the city.
In an action that seemed suspic...
Rabbi David Cohenron, leader of the Jewish Council of Great Britain, has outlined plans to bring an end to the recession and put the United Kingdom back on the world map.
Speaking outside the council chambers, Rabbi Cohenron stated;
"Oye vot a...
Alaskan politotard Sarah Palin is backing away from her reference to 'blood-libel', which she used to discuss how the backlash from Gunsight-Gate is actually the fault of journalists and pundits. Because...
...she thought it was label, and not libel...
Israel today replaced a crumbling brick in the Old City's Wailing Wall with a new one, to the outrage of the international community.
In a press conference, US president Barack Obama condemned the act, calling it "despicable and disproportionate l...
Jerusalem: The case has just ended between Mustaffa Nada and his wife of fifteen years Ruth. It is the first case of its kind ever in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter. Plaintiff had brought a criminal case of bodily and emotional harm against...