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Funny story: Former Messiah now PGA Pro

Former Messiah now PGA Pro

ORLANDO FL (ABSNN) -- Clem Feathersucker, formerly known to billions as Jesus Christ, finished his three-month long Professional Golfer Association Pre-tour School Saturday. He graduated fifth in his class of thirty new golf professionals. "I pla...
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Funny story: Rick Santorum Evades Fire and Brimstone for Now But Faces Christ's Wrath in a Lawsuit

Rick Santorum Evades Fire and Brimstone for Now But Faces Christ's Wrath in a Lawsuit

Editor's Note: When I couldn't nail Jesus Christ down for an interview, I asked him to submit a guest column. On Monday, Jesus Christ filed a lawsuit against "Jesus Candidate", Rick Santorum, citing, "….fraudulent impersonation with intent to gain power over the feeble minded citizens of the Kingdom known as the United States of America…" My Brothers and Sisters: By now you know that circums...
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