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Funny story: Vatican to reboot bible in 2015

Vatican to reboot bible in 2015

Catholics around the world have been screaming "blasphemy" all day after it was revealed that the Vatican will reboot the Bible next year and write a new "more modern" version if it for release in the summertime. The Vatican made the decision du...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented

Jesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented

Senator Ted Crap (R-TX) this week has called President Obama a "dictator" and GOP House Speaker Boner termed him an "emperor" over his executive order to shield 4 million undocumented immigrants from deportation. Senator Crap said that Obama is "J...
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Funny story: Report Suggest That Not All Zombies Flesh Eating

Report Suggest That Not All Zombies Flesh Eating

A study conducted by the University of West Georgia has concluded that not all Zombies, or 'Walking Dead' are flesh eating - in fact some are quite friendly. "There is a wide misconception that every reanimated rotting corpse is a danger to living...
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Funny story: Pastors Say Jimmy Carter Is Going To Hell

Pastors Say Jimmy Carter Is Going To Hell

Two North Carolina Baptist pastors are observing President Jimmy Carter's 90th birthday by suggesting that he might go to hell for saying that Jesus wouldn't discriminate against LGBT people. Pastor David McManus accused Carter of embracing the "h...
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Funny story: The Holy Trinity to Go Their Separate Ways

The Holy Trinity to Go Their Separate Ways

HEAVEN--After existing for nearly two millennia as consubstantial roommates, the Holy Trinity--God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit--are splitting up. Theologians thought they had settled the debate of the Holy Trinity more than a...
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Funny story: Why Netflix Is the Messiah

Why Netflix Is the Messiah

For years now, people have feasted their eyes to the sky and have asked The Lord to come back to this earth in hopes for a better future. I'm sure god said to his people that he did not feel that the time is ready, so he sent a piece of fortune that would help them…"forget about it." "I have a Netflix account" is such an effortless sentence. Saying something more like "I hold before me the powe...
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Funny story: Catholics put pot into their prayers, over Pope's objections

Catholics put pot into their prayers, over Pope's objections

The Vatican - A secret enclave of Catholic bishops and cardinals has added marijuana smoking to the church's menu of Holy Sacraments. The unprecedented action is expected to boost the popularity of Catholicism while replenishing the church's coffers,...
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Funny story: Jesus and Disciples Were Not Present When da Vinci Painted "The Last Supper"

Jesus and Disciples Were Not Present When da Vinci Painted "The Last Supper"

Milan, Italy - An international panel of art experts and historians has unanimously agreed that Jesus Christ and his 12 Disciples were not actually present and did not personally sit for Leonardo da Vinci when da Vinci painted his famous mural "The L...
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Funny story: Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

HEAVEN - In a move many observers described as inevitable, representatives of God, the Christian God that is, announced Tuesday the indefinite postponement of any "Second Coming" or "Ressurection" that had been promised to Christians for more than t...
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Funny story: Britain forced to change name

Britain forced to change name

Britain can no longer call itself Great Britain after a high court ruling today. The Law Lords have decided after seeing evidence of poverty on a scale not seen outside of Africa that from now on Britain should be known as Bit Crap Britain instead.
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Funny story: Aaron Jesus

Aaron Jesus

The Israelites had been slaves in the land of Egypt. God sent Moses to Pharaoh to let the Israelites, God's people, go. Pharaoh did not consent. God sent terrible plagues upon Egypt. Finally Pharaoh agreed to let Moses take the Israelites out. They reached the foot of Mount Sinai. Moses climbed the mountain to meet God. Israelites became restive. Gathering around Aaron, they asked him to make them...
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Funny story: David Moyes Wasn't the 'Son of God'

David Moyes Wasn't the 'Son of God'

Although crucified by both press and players, it was revealed this morning that Moyes wasn't 'the chosen one'. Alex Ferguson had described the job of leading the 'Red Devils' as being as difficult as 'Moses parting the waves, or Noah building his...
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Funny story: Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

Militant Atheists to Celebrate Easter

The Atheist Society of Great Britain today announced that it will be organising street parties nationwide throughout the Easter period. Atheist Society spokesperson B.L. Zebub explained why to the alcohol sodden Church of England press corps. "Wel...
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Funny story: Nuns In US Safe From New Catholic Inquisition

Nuns In US Safe From New Catholic Inquisition

A fragment of an ancient Egyptian papyrus known as the "Gospel of Jesus's Wife," unveiled in 2012, shows no evidence of being a modern forgery, as some critics had charged, according to an article published in the Harvard Theological Review. The con...
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Funny story: THE Booch of THE Loud Goj

THE Booch of THE Loud Goj

Lore! Speighk Mouses as he stanp aboven over hall peipule on his (it's) hell, clapping two timey baldy's with reel forfar and mites! Did thast not tillt that if thoi bayleaf yow wold seat yore wince troube saerfjour, adverturley? Goj walk special in evy dei und evvy weight. Him lies on sandy as a crator wretching him menanwomban frillock innernaround him gurrdjin. But thei shuld bay spayed on,...
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Funny story: Christians buy "What would an Iron Age yokel do?" bracelet

Christians buy "What would an Iron Age yokel do?" bracelet

Dateline: CHARLOTTE, NC--Along with its more famous line of wristbands, emblazoned with the words, "What would Jesus do?" Dollars for Jesus, a Christian merchandise company began selling a mysterious alternative, a wristband asking its wearer, "What...
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Funny story: God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

Heaven (CNN) - Saying "Enough is enough," God yesterday released a statement making it clear that He is not creating images of The Virgin Mary, Jesus, any Saints, or any other sort of image in tree bark, rust stains, scars, Cheetos, reflections from...
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Funny story: Jesus to return as lieutenant general and sales rep for munitions factories across the globe

Jesus to return as lieutenant general and sales rep for munitions factories across the globe

A good deal of attention is currently being given to retired lieutenant general William Boykin, who is also the Family Research Council's Executive Vice President. Following Mr. Boykin's public remarks that he interprets Revelation 19 to mean that...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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