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Funny story:  THE Booch of THE Lawed Goode

THE Booch of THE Lawed Goode

Lore! Speighk Mouses as he stanp aboven over hall peipule on his (it's) hell, clapping two timey baldy's with reel forfar and mites! Did thast not tillt that if thoi bayleaf yow wold seat yore wince troube saerfjour, adverturley? Goj walk special in evy dei und evvy weight. Him lies on sandy as a crator wretching him menanwomban frillock innernaround him gurrdjin. But thei shuld bay spayed on,...
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Funny story:  Christians buy "What would an Iron Age yokel do?" bracelet

Christians buy "What would an Iron Age yokel do?" bracelet

Dateline: CHARLOTTE, NC--Along with its more famous line of wristbands, emblazoned with the words, "What would Jesus do?" Dollars for Jesus, a Christian merchandise company began selling a mysterious alternative, a wristband asking its wearer, "What...
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Funny story:  God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

Heaven (CNN) - Saying "Enough is enough," God yesterday released a statement making it clear that He is not creating images of The Virgin Mary, Jesus, any Saints, or any other sort of image in tree bark, rust stains, scars, Cheetos, reflections from...
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Funny story:  Jesus to return as lieutenant general and sales rep for munitions factories across the globe

Jesus to return as lieutenant general and sales rep for munitions factories across the globe

A good deal of attention is currently being given to retired lieutenant general William Boykin, who is also the Family Research Council's Executive Vice President. Following Mr. Boykin's public remarks that he interprets Revelation 19 to mean that...
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Funny story:  Vatican Defends Abuse Stance

Vatican Defends Abuse Stance

The Vatican, currently under fire after a shocking U.N. report, issued a statement on their website defending their practice of sheltering priests who were known or accused pedophiles. "We want the public to rest assured," the statement beg...
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Funny story:  Virgin nun in Italy gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

Virgin nun in Italy gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

It seems as though the fairy story of the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus could be true after all because in Italy a baby boy has been born under similar circumstances! A Nun in Rieti, Central Italy, claimed she had no idea she was pregnant and...
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Funny story:  F-35 Shoots Down Santa; U.S. Military Culture May Change

F-35 Shoots Down Santa; U.S. Military Culture May Change

As reported in this space a few days ago, NORAD - who tracks the progress of Santa Claus -- almost killed the white-bearded jolly man. Santa, his sleigh and reindeer were on a trial run over the North Pole when they were mistaken for an incoming mi...
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Funny story:  Yeezus One Step Closer To Becoming Jesus

Yeezus One Step Closer To Becoming Jesus

American hip-hop artist Kanye West has given his fans a Christmas gift they will never forget, deciding to legally change his date of birth to 25 December 4BC. West's groundbreaking age reclassification decision means he will not only share a birt...
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Funny story:  Victims of Ice Storm learn the Horrible True Meaning of Christmas

Victims of Ice Storm learn the Horrible True Meaning of Christmas

Many Torontonians and Americans have had their power knocked out by a catastrophic ice storm, but some are taking solace in the fact that being cursed with such utter darkness has taught them the true, horrible meaning of Christmas. The ice storm...
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Funny story:  Group Seeks to Take Back Red and Green from Christmas

Group Seeks to Take Back Red and Green from Christmas

For at least one group of people, Christmas can't be over soon enough. No, this group isn't comprised of Scrooges or Grinches but advocates for the colors green and red who say it's time society take back these two colors from Christmas and restore...
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Funny story:  Fox News Reporter Megyn Kelly Corrects Jesse Jackson About Nat King Cole Being Black

Fox News Reporter Megyn Kelly Corrects Jesse Jackson About Nat King Cole Being Black

Atlanta GA Fox reporter Megyn Kelly corrected MLK friend Jesse Jackson when Mr. Jackson was talking about how an African American, Nat King Cole, sang The Christmas Song. "You can tell by listening to him that he's not African-American. And Cole...
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Funny story:  St. Paul Returns to Syria, Finds Road to Damascus Littered With Corpses

St. Paul Returns to Syria, Finds Road to Damascus Littered With Corpses

Damascus, Syria St. Paul returned to the famous site today where he met Jesus two thousand years ago. It was here he converted from being a heathen persecutor of Christians to a beloved martyr of early Christendom. As he walked down the road, he...
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Funny story:  History Revealed: Jesus Was Born In a "Stable" Environment

History Revealed: Jesus Was Born In a "Stable" Environment

Professor David Humdrum reports "Jesus was born in a stable environment and this gave him an edge in life." The professor went on to say that a manuscript of a diary that Mary kept had recently been discovered. Here is an excerpt of Mary's journa...
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Funny story:  Pope Francis's Superficial Christlikeness is Miraculous, Observers Say

Pope Francis's Superficial Christlikeness is Miraculous, Observers Say

Dateline: VATICAN-Experts agree that Pope Francis has made a concerted effort to change people's impression of the Catholic Church, by adopting a less ostentatious style of public relations, leading non-Christians and Christians alike to be aston...
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Funny story:  Capitalists offer Pope executive positions with pipeline companies plus mansion with female services

Capitalists offer Pope executive positions with pipeline companies plus mansion with female services

Spokespersons for both sides in the recent conflict generated by the Pope have rushed forward with hands outstretched and wide smiles. According to his spokespersons, the Pope is considering how to respond to recent offers from global financiers i...
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Funny story:  Jerusalem: City of culture

Jerusalem: City of culture

Derry is by no means the only city in the world that ever got the "City of Culture" gong. A lost book by ancient historian Josephus could set the world alight if it is released to the public. Archaeologists came across the script in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe it to be genuine. It describes in detail what exactly happened to Jesus Christ. According to Josephus, Jerusalem had been g...
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Funny story:  A Christ Cracker

A Christ Cracker

Here are two long long Chrisbus lettuce Dir Simon Horp yore havving a spivving time in the countryside, we know that you are. Just a little spiggy about us. Dad's had a shave and is the usual chips off the old bloke he's always been, Mary really is a grate size now but we horpe she won't bust before you arrive. Josie needs embalming after her accident and Ken (minus tail) won a lorry full of...
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Funny story:  "Second Coming" Come and Gone?

"Second Coming" Come and Gone?

There was a brief moment of what can only be described as pandemonium yesterday near the Lincoln Memorial at Washington's National Mall. A man claiming to be Jesus of Nazareth was seen to walk barefoot across the Reflecting PooL scene of many a p...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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