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"Is Your Brain Washable?" Highlights New Scamatology Advertising Campaign

Funny story: "Is Your Brain Washable?" Highlights New Scamatology Advertising Campaign

The Church of Scamatology announced a new direction in their advertising campaigns today. "We realize that our best customers are the ones who REALLY want to be brainwashed, used as slave labor, robbed of all their money, and then cast away when t...

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John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

Funny story: John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

HOLLYWOOD - John Mayer says that he has dated some of Hollywood's most beautiful and sexiest women and he does not dispute the nickname that Tinsel Town gave him John "The Player" Mayer. John recently broke up with Katy Perry after getting back to...

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Jessica Simpson Fired As Spokeswoman For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Fired As Spokeswoman For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

LOS ANGELES - So far 2014 has not really been a very good year for Jessica Simpson. First off all the father of her two children, Eric Johnson has refused to marry her and now Jessica has just learned that she has been fired by the Hip Hip Hooray...

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Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD - The rumors circulating around LaLaLand are that Jessica Simpson is once again with child. The Dukes of Hazzard star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she has no idea where that rumor started but it is false. Sh...

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Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says No To Getting Married In Italy

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has been wanting her fiancé Eric Johnson, 34, to marry her for the past year and after he finally agreed she put a halt to it. Simpson, who is 33, spoke to Taffeta Kixx with The Celebrity Gazette. Jessica said...

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Taylor Swift Urges Katy Perry To Write A Song About That Low-Life, Heartbreaking John Mayer

Funny story: Taylor Swift Urges Katy Perry To Write A Song About That Low-Life, Heartbreaking John Mayer

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, Ke$ha, Jessica Simpson, and Katy Perry all have one thing in common. They were all wined and dined and then unceremoniously dumped by the biggest jerk wad in Tinsel Town, John "The Pla...

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Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses 50 Pounds And States That Eric Johnson Better Marry Her And Pretty Damn Soon

REDONDO BEACH - Jessica Simpson was at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon enjoying the heck out of a plate of Fee Fi Fo Fum Foo Foo with an unnamed lady friend when she was approached by Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe. Jessica asked Miss Confetti...

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Katy Perry Fears That Boyfriend John Mayer Is Cheating On Her

Funny story: Katy Perry Fears That Boyfriend John Mayer Is Cheating On Her

BEVERLY HILLS - The "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It" singer, Katy Perry has told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is afraid that her boyfriend John Mayer is cheating on her. Fondue flipped his hair and replied, "Well duh! What did you expect...

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Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has found herself at the end of a lot of anger and resentment from millions of pregnant and non-pregnant women. Hollywood Innuendo reported that DeGeneres recently said that pregnant actress Drew Barrymor...

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Jessica Simpson To Be The Spokesperson For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

Funny story: Jessica Simpson To Be The Spokesperson For Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Hip Hip Hooray Pantiliners Company is proud to announce that Jessica Simpson has agreed to be its new corporate spokesperson. Jessica was interviewed by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo and said that she was positi...

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Jennifer Aniston Makes A Stunning Confession Regarding Brad Pitt

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Makes A Stunning Confession Regarding Brad Pitt

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has been engaged to Justin Theroux, 42, for quite a long time. And the 44-year-old actress who is considered America's Sweetheart says that her patience is growing thin. Aniston recently spoke with Carolina Chipotl...

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Jessica Simpson Furious At Her Younger Sister Ashlee

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Furious At Her Younger Sister Ashlee

BEVERLY HILLS - The Simpson sisters, Jessica and Ashlee, paid a visit to their favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue owner of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive. As Ashlee sat in the salon chair getting the split ends trimmed on her long flowing g...

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Angelina Jolie Hints That She May Be Dumping Brad Pitt

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Hints That She May Be Dumping Brad Pitt

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie recently appeared on The View and she made some interesting comments to Barbara Walters. Jolie said that she is growing very impatient with fiancé Brad Pitt who keeps putting off their wedding plans. She said that...

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Jessica Simpson Desperate To Get Married May Consult A Voodoo Woman

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Desperate To Get Married May Consult A Voodoo Woman

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson is 33, and she has told some of her intimate friends that she has become extremely desperate to get married. Simpson recently met with Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle at a Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Redond...

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Jessica Simpson Looking Sexy In Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Looking Sexy In Her Daisy Duke Short Shorts

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson is so excited that she has finally managed to lose all of her baby weight that she's pulled out all of the stops and is dressing like an 18-year-old high school girl. She was recently spotted at a Tall Timbers Sup...

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Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...

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Kim Jong Un's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

Funny story: Kim Jong Un's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

PYONGYANG, North Korea - An unnamed, inside source has informed North Korea's Rice Paddy National News Agency that there appears to be some problems in North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's marriage. The source stated that Mrs. Kim Jong Un (Ri Sol Ju)...

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Katy Perry Told By Her Closest Friends That John Mayer Will Break Her Heart (Again!)

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about Russell Brand's ex-wife, Katy Perry, is that the woman is certainly one of the most stubborn individuals in Tinsel Town. Perry has been warned by several of her dearest friends that she had better end...

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