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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, who has had her share of ups and downs where male relationships are concerned is reportedly on Cloud 9. The singer, actress, and business mogul has just announced that her brand new perfume is now available in al...
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Funny story:  "You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...
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Funny story:  John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

WEST HOLLYWOOD - According to a close friend of John Mayer the singer has been approached by the supermarket tabloid Say What? about purchasing some nude photos of his ex-girlfriend Katy Perry. The 35 year old known as Mayer The Player told Say Wh...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson's Got Another Baby Bump!

Jessica Simpson's Got Another Baby Bump!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby boy on May 1, and seven months later she is pregnant again. Simpson, 32, says that she is literally shocked that one of her eggs got fertilized so quickly. She commented that it is somewhat bi...
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Funny story:  Christina Aguilera's Secret Email To Jessica Simpson

Christina Aguilera's Secret Email To Jessica Simpson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera of the Voice appeared on the American Music Award Show and it was no secret that she has put on a bit of poundage. Miss Aguilera does not try to hide the fact, especially since anyone can physically see it. H...
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Funny story:  Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jenny McCarthy has stated that since being dumped by Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher she has found herself wallowing in a sea of depressed depression. The 40-year-old actress has said that when she hit the big 4-0...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson's Dad Discloses He Rides Sidesaddle

Jessica Simpson's Dad Discloses He Rides Sidesaddle

ENCINO, California - The Simpson household is in a world of turmoil as Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's dad, Joe has just quietly stepped out of the closet (now that's an oxymoron). Joe Simpson, 54, who has been married to Tina Simpson for 34 years, d...
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Funny story:  The Yankees Organization To Tell Slumping A-Rod To Dump His Girlfriend

The Yankees Organization To Tell Slumping A-Rod To Dump His Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the New York Yankees organization is that the powers that be are not at all happy with Alex Rodriguez. A spokesperson for the team, Menachem Goldenwitz, told Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that the super star is not pla...
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Funny story:  Celebrity Facebook - Lady Gaga and Jessica Simpson

Celebrity Facebook - Lady Gaga and Jessica Simpson

CELEBRITY FACEBOOK Lady Gaga: Hello Jess? 10:01 a.m. Jessica Simpson: Hi Lady Gaga, how in the world have you been girlfriend? 10:04 a.m. Lady Gaga: Good, except for the fact that I have just put on 11 pounds and people are starting to ask me questions like; Are you with child? Are you eating for two? And are you hoping for a boy or a girl? 10:07 a.m. Jessica Simpson: Eleven pounds!...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Fears She's Starting To Look Like Jessica Simpson

Lindsay Lohan Fears She's Starting To Look Like Jessica Simpson

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan actually went a week without having an automobile accident. The much troubled starlet says that she is trying to keep away from some of her friends who are a bad influence on her. Lohan mentioned Paris Hilton, Chelsea...
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Funny story:  Katy Perry and John Mayer Are History

Katy Perry and John Mayer Are History

LOS ANGELES - There is no male in Tinsel Town who has a worse reputation for being a Love 'em and Leave 'em jerk than John "The Player" Mayer. Mayer who is perhaps noted more for being a proponent of The Slam Bam Thank You Ma'am School of Romance...
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Funny story:  Brian Urlacher of The Chicago Bears Breaks Up With Jenny McCarthy

Brian Urlacher of The Chicago Bears Breaks Up With Jenny McCarthy

CHICAGO - In what has got to be one of the biggest surprise breakups in recent sports celebrity history, Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher has just kissed Playboy cover girl Jenny McCarthy bye bye. Neither Urlacher, 34, nor McCarthy,...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson To Hire A Voodoo Woman To Help Her Lose 100 Pounds

Jessica Simpson To Hire A Voodoo Woman To Help Her Lose 100 Pounds

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has confided to her pedicurist that she cannot seem to lose any weight no matter what the hell she does. She stressed that since giving birth on May 1, to Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson, she has tried at least...
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Funny story:  The U.S. Health Department Has Banned Jessica Simpson's Diet

The U.S. Health Department Has Banned Jessica Simpson's Diet

LOS ANGELES - Since having her baby on May 1, Jessica Simpson has tried desperately to lose some of the astounding weight she gained during her 10 month pregnancy. She recently sat down with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and quipped that t...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson Begs LeAnn Rimes To Help Her Lose Weight

Jessica Simpson Begs LeAnn Rimes To Help Her Lose Weight

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson had her baby ten weeks ago and the singer/actress has yet to lose any of the weight she gained during her ten month pregnancy. Jessica gave birth to Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson on May 1, and she is reported ext...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson Is Still Upset That She Cannot Fit Into Her Bikini Thongs

Jessica Simpson Is Still Upset That She Cannot Fit Into Her Bikini Thongs

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It has just about been two months since Jessica Simpson gave birth to her first child who her fiancé Eric Johnson and her named Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson. Little Max, as Jessica calls him, was born on May 1, and he weigh...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson Is Very Depressed - Says She Looks Like A Blonde Moby Dick

Jessica Simpson Is Very Depressed - Says She Looks Like A Blonde Moby Dick

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson delivered her 9 pound 13 ounce baby six weeks ago and the actress/singer is still upset at the fact that she has hardly lost any of the weight she gained during her 10-month pregnancy. Her fiancé Eric Johnson says that...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson Finally Has Her Baby - And It's A Big One!

Jessica Simpson Finally Has Her Baby - And It's A Big One!

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that Jessica Simpson may have broken the record for being pregnant for the longest time. She finally 'popped' out her little baby which is actually one heck of a whopper at 9 pounds 13 ounces on May 1, 2012. One of...
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