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Christina Aguilera's Secret Email To Jessica Simpson

Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Secret Email To Jessica Simpson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera of the Voice appeared on the American Music Award Show and it was no secret that she has put on a bit of poundage. Miss Aguilera does not try to hide the fact, especially since anyone can physically see it. H...

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage Heading For The Rocks

Funny story: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage Heading For The Rocks

CHICAGO - Reports coming out of the Windy City state that there are some astonishing marital rumblings emanating from the Justin Timberlake - Jessica Biel marriage. The couple known as TimBi have barely been married three weeks and a close source...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 24th August 2012

Jasmine Lennard first person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother house. Oh well, more time for her to wish she was still sleeping with Simon Cowell. Pictures of a naked Prince Harry in Vegas hotel surface on gossip website TMZ. That's the problem with Vegas, if you bet on the wrong number, you can lose your shirt. And the rest of your clothes. Justin Timberlake puts his bachelor pad on the...

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Ashton Kutcher Smitten With Mila Kunis

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Smitten With Mila Kunis

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis has stated that she was devastated when her relationship with Justin Timberlake ended. The former star of That 70s Show told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Justin lured her into their relationship with promi...

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Justin Timberlake Caught Cheekily Cheating On Jessica Biel With Scarlett Johansson

Funny story: Justin Timberlake Caught Cheekily Cheating On Jessica Biel With Scarlett Johansson

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Timberlake seems to have taken the title of Cad With The Nads from Jesse James as he was spotted in a compromising situation with Iron Man 2 actress Scarlett Johansson. Timberlake who has just recently returned back into the...

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Justin Timberlake and His Girlfriend Mila Kunis Explain Their Sexual Groping At The MTV Movie Awards

Funny story: Justin Timberlake and His Girlfriend Mila Kunis Explain Their Sexual Groping At The MTV Movie Awards

LOS ANGELES - Well it's only been a little over two months since Justin Timberlake broke up with Jessica Biel but you've got to hand it to the skinny little fella he sure does know how to move on. Justin, 30, showed up at the MTV Movie Awards wit...

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"Trouser Snake" is Now Flying Solo After Embarrassing Party Speech By Biel

Funny story: "Trouser Snake" is Now Flying Solo After Embarrassing Party Speech By Biel

It has emerged that love rat Justin Timberlake has split with 'on-off' girlfriend Jessica Biel after she threw an 'awkward' party for him and gave a gushing speech. In her eulogy Biel admitted when she first fancied Justin she 'stalked him' for week...

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A Heartbroken Justin Timberlake Seeks Solace In The Sympathetic Arms of The Stunningly Sexy Mila Kunis

Funny story: A Heartbroken Justin Timberlake Seeks Solace In The Sympathetic Arms of The Stunningly Sexy Mila Kunis

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood has the reputation of being "The Throw-Away Relationship Capital of The World." And there is no better example than Justin Timberlake who recently parted ways with his partner of three years and then the next day found himsel...

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Split - He Says He Dumped Her, She Says She Dumped Him

Funny story: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Split - He Says He Dumped Her, She Says She Dumped Him

LOS ANGELES - The once happy couple has told the entertainment media that they are no longer happy or a couple. Speaking from his rented beach house on Venice Beach, Timberlake said that after being together for three years he just decided to bre...

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Is Cheryl Cole Jessica Biel's evil midget twin?

Funny story: Is Cheryl Cole Jessica Biel's evil midget twin?

Los Angeles - (Doppelgangers): "Jessica's a very talented lady, funny, a superb actress, singer, a mother.... and not married to some cheating numbskull Brit footballer," celebwatch website LA FagHagSlagMag commented today as La Cole sashayed into to...

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Jessica Biel's Hot Ass May Yield Cyber-Infections, Says Study

Funny story: Jessica Biel's Hot Ass May Yield Cyber-Infections, Says Study

HOLLYWOOD, CA - When I Now Pronounce You Buck and Harry hit movie theatres, it created vast new legions of Jessica Biel fans; millions of adolescent boys rushed home to rub one out, frantically searching for visual aids featuring the curvacious bombs...

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Secretly Marry

Funny story: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Secretly Marry

The Los Angeles Tribune reported today that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beil were secretly married in a private ceremony in Cinderella's Castle. The pair have been dating for two years and it was rumored that they would tie the knot this summer in...

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Jessica Biel poses for Medical Journal

Funny story: Jessica Biel poses for Medical Journal

Former "7th Heaven" sweetie, Jessica Biel is posing for "Scalpel", the US Medical Journal.

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7th Heaven Returns: Jessica Biel to Star

Funny story: 7th Heaven Returns: Jessica Biel to Star

The CW Network has decided to take a new gamble on an old series, bringing 7th Heaven back with Jessica Biel to star. The series ended in the spring of 2007, and CW plans to bring it back again in 2008.

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