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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Secret Email To Jessica Simpson

Christina Aguilera's Secret Email To Jessica Simpson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera of the Voice appeared on the American Music Award Show and it was no secret that she has put on a bit of poundage. Miss Aguilera does not try to hide the fact, especially since anyone can physically see it. H...
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Funny story: Jessica Alba Says She's Probably Knocked Up Again

Jessica Alba Says She's Probably Knocked Up Again

Jessica Alba is pregnant once again "or else Kirstie Ally has switched tummies with me while I was asleep", Alba joked in the latest issue of the "Tall Tails" Tabloid. She also announced it on Facebook and stated that she, her husband Cash Warren...
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Funny story: Leaked Jessica Alba Nude Photos Reveal She's Secretly A Big Fat Cow.

Leaked Jessica Alba Nude Photos Reveal She's Secretly A Big Fat Cow.

Just days after British trollop Emma Watson (the weird-haired chick in the Harry Potter movies) posted boner-murdering photos of herself topless, ashamed-to-be-Latina actress Jessica Alba has released topless cell-phone photos herself, which reveal t...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Star With Jessica Alba, Audrina Patridge, and Brooklyn Decker In The Semi-Nude Movie "Cody And The Cougars"

Justin Bieber To Star With Jessica Alba, Audrina Patridge, and Brooklyn Decker In The Semi-Nude Movie "Cody And The Cougars"

HOLLYWOOD - Patti Lynn Malette has just announced to the entertainment media that her son Justin Bieber will be appearing in a motion picture with Jessica Alba, Audrina Patridge, and Brooklyn Decker. The film, Cody And The Cougars, which is based...
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Funny story: Jessica Alba Reveals A Shocking Secret - Lindsay Lohan Has Secretly Been Dating "Machete's" Danny Trejo

Jessica Alba Reveals A Shocking Secret - Lindsay Lohan Has Secretly Been Dating "Machete's" Danny Trejo

HOLLYWOOD - According to Jessica Alba's personal hairdresser FuFi Fondue, the actress confided in him that she was jealous of the intimate love scenes between Danny Trejo, the star of the satire/parody Machete and actresses Michelle Rodriguez and Lin...
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Funny story: Jessica Alba Convinces Fan Not To Get Plastic Surgery To Look Like Her

Jessica Alba Convinces Fan Not To Get Plastic Surgery To Look Like Her

Actress Jessica Alba has talked a loyal fan into not having surgery to look like Alba. The fan had broken up with their partner and knew that Alba was both of their favorites. So a plan was launched so that the fan, Xiaojian of China, would have plas...
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Funny story: Seatbelts Cause Decline in Family Discipline

Seatbelts Cause Decline in Family Discipline

Detroit - Researchers here have concluded that since the advent of the use of seatbelts in the early sixties traffic related fatalities have declined appreciably along with family discipline. Sociologists have long attributed the decline in famil...
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Funny story: Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens

Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens

Sultry 'Sin City' hotty Jessica Alba has handed over photographs of her shaven pussy (her cat of course!) to High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens for further inspection. Alba says her cat had an accident involving a hedge trimmer at her Beverl...
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Funny story: Jessica Alba's tiny tutee fruity booty is all knocked up, she says

Jessica Alba's tiny tutee fruity booty is all knocked up, she says

Hollywood, California - Men, who love women with boy butts, or struggling to repress any latent homosexual tendencies, broke out into tears when they heard the news of Jessica Alba's pregnancy today.
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Funny story: Jessica Alba and Dane Cook deny movie set romance: Alba chips tooth in kissing scene, while Cook gets 'rug burn' on his penis

Jessica Alba and Dane Cook deny movie set romance: Alba chips tooth in kissing scene, while Cook gets 'rug burn' on his penis

Hollywood, California - Attempting to dispel rumors of a real life romance while on a promotional tour of their first light-hearted romantic comedy movie together "Good Luck Chuck', Jessica Alba and Dane Cook did very little to put those rum...
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Funny story: Retard movie banned in Oklahoma

Retard movie banned in Oklahoma

A movie directed by Oscar Winner Steven Spielbergo has been banned in Oklahoma by city officials.
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Funny story: Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton Sue Website TheSpoof.com

Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton Sue Website TheSpoof.com

LOS ANGELES CITY HALL, CALIFORNIA (LAWYER'S JOURNAL) -- Britney Spears & Paris Hilton taking the lead in a multi-million dollar class-action lawsuit brought against high satire website, T...
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Funny story: Jessica Alba Tops Sex Poll Despite No Nude Pics

Jessica Alba Tops Sex Poll Despite No Nude Pics

Jessica Alba today topped the fhm sexist woman poll despite never having been seen nude in her entire life by anyone."I like to buck the trend" said Jessica today "but I dont like to be seen buck naked."...
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Funny story: Body of Jessica Alba Found Floating in Hotel Pool

Body of Jessica Alba Found Floating in Hotel Pool

MIAMI, FLORIDA-(ROUTERS)The body of famed actress named "Queen of Science-Fiction", Jessica Alba, was found floating in a Miami Beach Hotel pool last night. Police officers converged on the grounds of posh Florida...
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