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Funny story: Rev Jesse Jackson Calls Cain "Poozle Chasing Uncle Tom Honky Loving Republican"

Rev Jesse Jackson Calls Cain "Poozle Chasing Uncle Tom Honky Loving Republican"

CHICAGO - Jumping into the raging controversy regarding Herman Cain's alleged sexual harassment of two or more female workers, the Reverend Jesse Jackson today dumped more coals on the fire by calling Cain a "Poozle chasing Uncle Tom honky loving Rep...
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Funny story: Jesse Jackson Claims Tea Party Racists Stole His Cadillac....In Detroit!

Jesse Jackson Claims Tea Party Racists Stole His Cadillac....In Detroit!

Race Baiter and Hate Monger the Reverend (sic) Jesse Jackson today claimed that the perpetrators who stole his Cadillac Escalade while he was at a Detroit Strip Club "must have been those White Tea Party Racists!" Jackson, in town to meet with Gov...
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Funny story: Jesse Jackson In Stupidity Rehab After Remarks Concerning LeBron James

Jesse Jackson In Stupidity Rehab After Remarks Concerning LeBron James

Rev. Jesse Jackson, the oft-arrested, misspeaking civil rights activist and Baptist minister, has been for check into stupidity rehab, after blasting Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert, comparing him to a "slave master." Sources state that a Lo...
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Funny story: Rev. Jesse Jackson will move to Nigeria

Rev. Jesse Jackson will move to Nigeria

Reverend Jesse Jackson who is not even a real reverend, has admitted to being a con artists who plays the race card to get companies to give him lots of money, well loads of companies are onto him, planning to prosecute him if he cons any of them aga...
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Funny story: Jesse Jackson Favorite To Win 'The Obama Award'

Jesse Jackson Favorite To Win 'The Obama Award'

Jesse Jackson is the early favorite to win this year's first Obama Award, named after President Barack Obama, who is perfect in every way. Jesse recently moved up a notch over Bill Clinton when he stated, "President Obama's shit don't stink. It sm...
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Funny story: Menthol Cigarette Exclusion Seen as Racist

Menthol Cigarette Exclusion Seen as Racist

Washington, DC - With recent tobacco legislation banning the sale of flavored cigarettes and labels advertising cigarettes as 'light,' many are asking why menthol cigarettes were excluded from these new restrictions. Leading a protest outside the Was...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton Renounces Citizenship/Accepts QE2 as Dubai Gift/Clears Way for Hillary Appointment to Hussein Cabinet!

Bill Clinton Renounces Citizenship/Accepts QE2 as Dubai Gift/Clears Way for Hillary Appointment to Hussein Cabinet!

Dubai/ Palm Island News - Bill Clinton made it official today, confirming what has been known for the past 8 years: He is a paid government agent for Dubai. The announcement was made at a ceremony where the former President officially accepted the g...
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Funny story: Obama Names Several Cabinet Selections

Obama Names Several Cabinet Selections

Newly elected United States President Barack Obama named several cabinet selections today. The nominees will need senate approval before taking office, but this should be no problem as the Senate has a Democratic Party majority. Among those ta...
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Funny story: Jessie Jackson "Lets it all Hang Out"

Jessie Jackson "Lets it all Hang Out"

The National Enquirer, October 2008: The Reverend Jessie Jackson was quoted as saying "JOWS" and "Zionists" were responsible for all the world's problems. Due to Rev. Jackson's funny accent and Ebonics elocution, this paper found it necessary to per...
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Funny story: Demonic Dems Dooms Day Scenario: Voter Fraud Freezes Election: Pelosi Assumes Command!

Demonic Dems Dooms Day Scenario: Voter Fraud Freezes Election: Pelosi Assumes Command!

Washington, DC/ Supreme Court Brief - Legal pundits are abuzz with the latest DEM strategy to control the country without winning the Presidential election! The Demonic plan inadvertently slipped out during Ambassador Jesse Jackson's recent good wi...
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Funny story: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Trigger Celestial Event

Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Trigger Celestial Event

In an unprecedented an historic celestial event, the Earth stopped rotation on its axis for three tenths of one second after midnight last night. Seismic alarms were triggered across the globe as the stoppage in rotation caused an immediate shift in...
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Funny story: Jesse's 'Rainbow Coalition' Plans To Disrupt Democratic National Convention!

Jesse's 'Rainbow Coalition' Plans To Disrupt Democratic National Convention!

It's the first time since the 1984 Democratic National Convention that the Reverend Jesse Jackson will not be speaking at the Convention (this year in Denver). Somebody forget Jesse? Nah! Said an ardent Barack Obama supporter, "When a brotha calls a fellow brotha a nigger and says he wants to cut off the balls of that other brotha, we shut him down for good!" So, goodbye Jesse and your repulsi...
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Funny story: Jesse Jackson's JFC (Jesse's Fried Chicken) Successfully Sued by KFC

Jesse Jackson's JFC (Jesse's Fried Chicken) Successfully Sued by KFC

After being rebuffed for calling Barack Obama 'a nigger whose nuts should be cut off', Jesse Jackson, once the U.S.'s MegaBlack Leader has had to find another outlet for his giant ego. He's already rich from his Rainbow Coaltion, but getting the 'Dea...
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Funny story: Reverend Jesse Jackson Inadvertently 'Spawns' 2 New Flavors Of Ice Cream Generating Global Marketplace Fever!

Reverend Jesse Jackson Inadvertently 'Spawns' 2 New Flavors Of Ice Cream Generating Global Marketplace Fever!

With the U.S. leading the way in the Worlwide consumption of ice cream, a major specialty producer has scored a triple-scoop winner. Ben and Jerry's of South Burlington, Vermont, USA, boasts one of the most diverse and unique fl...
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Funny story: Jesse Jackson Confesses: Profanity was Preparation for "George Carlin Titillating Tribute"

Jesse Jackson Confesses: Profanity was Preparation for "George Carlin Titillating Tribute"

(New York) American civil rights activist Jesse Jackson today admitted to recent vulgarites, but claimed "I was just trying material for my George Carlin titillating stand-up comedy tribute", scheduled for Friday at Duke's Fuqua School...
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Funny story: TV Poll: Jackson "cutting off" Obama

TV Poll: Jackson "cutting off" Obama

In an intriguing soufflè of Presidential politics, average American intelligence, and late-night humor, Jay Leno's Tonight Show conducted a national viewers' poll concerning Reverend Jesse Jackson's latest verbal misstep about Barack Obam...
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Funny story: McCain hires Rev Jesse Jackson as Press Spokesman

McCain hires Rev Jesse Jackson as Press Spokesman

'I like the way he talks, what can I say?' said Senator McCain at a press conference this afternoon. He was announcing the latest addition to his campaign team - Reverend Jesse Jackson.
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Funny story: 'I'm not black!' Jesse Jackson claims

'I'm not black!' Jesse Jackson claims

In a surprise announcement today, the Reverend Jess Jackson claimed that he 'was not black', and that he was just a dull and unimportant American chancer, with no brains or power. Speaking from his 85-bedroom palace in Atlanta, Archbishop Jackson...
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