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Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018

Funny story: Swimming BANNED at the Jersey Shore in 2018

Governor Murphy announced he will be signing the Bill passed last week by the Democratic lawmakers in New Jersey to ban swimming at all beaches on the Jersey Shore this year. House Bill 1916 was passed through both Houses last Thursday. Spe...

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Jersey Shore's "The Situation" Arrested for Fighting at Tanning Salon

Middletown, NJ - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, who gained notoriety on MTV's classy show Jersey Shore, was arrested for fighting with his own brother at a local tanning salon that the pair own together. Apparently, the double douchebags cam...

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Snooki Is Predicting That She Is Going To Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Snooki Is Predicting That She Is Going To Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, has said that she is literally dancing her butt off on Dancing With The Stars. She remarked that her dance partner Sasha Farber takes into account that at 4-foot-9-inches she is very tiny and he...

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Indiana Plans To Ban All Reality TV Shows

Funny story: Indiana Plans To Ban All Reality TV Shows

INDIANAPOLIS - The Hoosier State has gone on record as being the first state in the nation that will be banning all television reality shows. State Senator Cicely G. Flexbi, 64, of South Bend, informed the news media that her and fellow Senator Ma...

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Snooki Buys Underwater Roller Coaster For An Even $2 Million

Funny story: Snooki Buys Underwater Roller Coaster For An Even $2 Million

Seaside Heights, NJ - No one took it on the chin by Super Storm Sandy worse than the idyllic little town known for its' beautiful beaches, all-American boardwalk and some of the trashiest assholes to ever have a television show based around them.

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Snooki Says Christina Aguilera Stole Her 'Look'

Funny story: Snooki Says Christina Aguilera Stole Her 'Look'

NEW YORK CITY - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, is reportedly quite upset with Christina Aguilera of The Voice. Polizzi, who just three months ago gave birth to a baby boy who she named Lorenzo Dominion Fettuccine LaValle, talked with Faji...

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Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault. 1) Browbeating Jersey Shore cast members and Jersey Mike's via Twitter isn't the same as actually helping fellow New Jerseyans.  2) I wish I was as motivated to be a community advocate and humanitarian even if there weren't flattened houses in my neighborhood. That's a character defect I intend to rectify.  3)...

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Romney hands out two-hundred Happy Meals at devastated New Jersey shore

Mitt Romney flew to the New Jersey shore today with a camera crew and handed out Happy Meals to a crowd of seven hundred hungry and homeless New Jersey residents. According to the traveling press corps Romney realized his largess was more than a...

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MTV Shoots Down Jersey Shore

Funny story: MTV Shoots Down Jersey Shore

NEW YORK CITY - After the upcoming sixth season MTVs Jersey Shore will be no more. The show about orange tanned guidos and guidettes has been cancelled effective with the last show of the current season which will air in late December. MTV spok...

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Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby

Funny story: Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby

NEW YORK CITY - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, star of The Jersey Shore just gave birth to a 6-pound-5-ounce baby boy who she named Lorenzo Domino Pizza LaValle. Snooki said that little Domino, as she plans to call him, shot right out of her like a gaze...

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A Very Pregnant Snooki Polizzi Looks Like A Bowling Ball With Legs and Arms

Funny story: A Very Pregnant Snooki Polizzi Looks Like A Bowling Ball With Legs and Arms

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Jessica Simpson seemed to be pregnant for ten months before she gave birth to Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson. And it now appears that one of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi just might be giving h...

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Jersey Shore's Snooki Offered $5,000,000 Never to Pose Naked Again

Funny story: Jersey Shore's Snooki Offered $5,000,000 Never to Pose Naked Again

Limelight and cheeseburger loving "Jersey Shore" non-entity Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has been offered $5m NEVER to remove her clothing again after photographs of the pint sized.....(Ed, please tell me what she is?)....were leaked online, causing dist...

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Man almost breaks internet but not quite by writing extremely long title for spoof article, world reacts but more interested in other things to be honest, like Hillary Clinton and Russell Brand relationship rumours.

Funny story: Man almost breaks internet but not quite by writing extremely long title for spoof article, world reacts but more interested in other things to be honest, like Hillary Clinton and Russell Brand relationship rumours.

The internet almost spectacularly collapsed at the weekend when a spate of long titled spoof articles were approved by spoof writers who were left holding the keys for the weekend. "The lunatics have taken over the asylum" said one man Melvyn Toof...

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Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives

Funny story: Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives

Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, has admitted to being pregnant with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, as the father. Shore roommate, Mike "The Situation" is, however, causing quite a stir with news that the baby may be his, sending shockwaves through Amer...

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Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

Funny story: Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

According to a CNN/USA Today poll, 63 percent of surveyed douchebags hold a negative connotation to the term "douchebag". "I find that the term is outdated, and needs a change as it no longer captures the essence of what makes our people unique" says...

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Italy declares national holiday to commemorate end of 'Jersey Shore'

Funny story: Italy declares national holiday to commemorate end of 'Jersey Shore'

ROME--In what is seen as the most patriotic moment in Italian history since unification, the entire nation of Italy is rejoicing that Season 4 of Jersey Shore has ended. It's unclear wheather "Giorno dei Vaffanculo" or "Fuck You Day" will be held...

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Irene pounds Jersey shore, but still not nearly as loud and obnoxious as Snooki

Funny story: Irene pounds Jersey shore, but still not nearly as loud and obnoxious as Snooki

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, New Jersey--Hurricane Irene churned its way last night into the Jersey shore, knocking out power to thousands of residents holed up inside gaining protection from pounding winds. Still, the storm paled when compared to the average...

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The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

Funny story: The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - It is extremely rare that the top rated dance show Dancing With The Stars rejects a celebrity who actually asks to appear on the show. But the shows producer Bernadette Penderlicki informed Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota...

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