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Donald Trump's First National Security Briefing

Funny story: Donald Trump's First National Security Briefing

Donald Trump endured his first two-hour national security briefing without falling asleep. Initially suspicious of the intel and fail to receive the entire picture of the world trouble spots, he walked away impressed by the FBI revelations about the...

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Queen Sedated After Massive Fire On Her Island of Jersey!

Funny story: Queen Sedated After Massive Fire On Her Island of Jersey!

A massive fire on the Channel island of Jersey last night has torn through the island's wasp breeding nest fields owned by the Queen destroying them all. The loss of what would have been an estimated 100 million fully fledged wasps ready for Her M...

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Jersey set to dump the UK as 'Irony Age' coin hoard valued at billions

Funny story: Jersey set to dump the UK as 'Irony Age' coin hoard valued at billions

Channel Isles - A fabulous treasure trove of precious coins is set to liberate Jersey from British Government tyranny. Valued at several times the offshore haven's hidden tax billions the one tonne of Roman and Celtic currency may have been buried...

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Jersey Royals Getting Bigger Through Climate Change

Funny story: Jersey Royals Getting Bigger Through Climate Change

From Spud Chipps, science correspondent - Britain's favourite summertime spud, the majestic Jersey Royal has been changing in recent years, according to potato afficionados, and it looks pretty much like climate change is the culprit. A new potato...

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Isle of Jersey to change name

Funny story: Isle of Jersey to change name

ST. HELIER, JERSEY-The Bailiwick of Jersey's legislature, called the "States of Jersey" on Friday voted to move forward on a subcommittee recommendation to change the island's name in order to distance it from the similar-sounding New Jersey in the U...

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Jersey Horror Dig Unearths Ned Kelly Bones

Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Unearths Ned Kelly Bones

Police and forensic scientists digging at the site of the Jersey Horror Home have found, what they believe to be, the bones of infamous 19th-century Australian outlaw Ned Kelly.

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Jersey graves and crime witnesses 'just BBC's Bergerac TV series props' says church

Funny story: Jersey graves and crime witnesses 'just BBC's Bergerac TV series props' says church

St Martin, Jersey - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The church has said that gravesites next to the Haut de la Garenne house of horrors are probably just props from the BBC's 1980s hit police series Bergerac 'along with all the 200+ so-called...

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Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil

Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil

Police and forensic scientists digging at the site of the Jersey Children's Home Murder Mystery, haven't yet found any further evidence of foul play, but have instead struck oil.

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Jersey Horror Dig Reveals Lost Ark (2008)

Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Reveals Lost Ark (2008)

Police and forensic archaeologists digging at the Haut de la Garenne Children's Home on the island of Jersey, have turned up an unusual and valuable item in the form of the Lost Ark, the box made famous by intre...

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Jersey Horror Dig Latest

Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Latest

Police and forensic scientists excavating the site of the Jersey Children's Home in their search for bones, have revealed that they have made a significant discovery in their investigation - soil.

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Bloomberg has $5.5 billion; offers to fund Jersey budget for 5 years

Funny story: Bloomberg has $5.5 billion; offers to fund Jersey budget for 5 years

NEW YORK - Forbes magazine recently identified New York City mayor and potential 2008 independent US presidential candidate, Michael 'Daddy Warbucks' Bloomberg, as having a net worth of 5.5 billion dollars.

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Chemical Company Receives Patent for Air

Funny story: Chemical Company Receives Patent for Air

Global Chemical Corporation, headquartered in Passaic, New Jersey, has just received a patent on air. Beginning January 1, 2007, Global Chemical will begin sending bills to all persons and operators of equipment in the entire World that use ai...

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Vinny To The Rescue

Funny story: Vinny To The Rescue

An unmarked location in the Jersey Swamp over Jimmy Hoffa's final resting place---In a story book beginning to what may become a fairy tale season, tried and true, dipped in the caramel pot, upstanding, steadfast football quarterback Vinny Testaverde...

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Clean Shaven Satan Mocks Goatee Craze

For the first time in several millennia Satan has appeared in public without his devilish goatee. His Evilness-clean shaven and wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey, jeans, and Blackspot Adbusters-was recognized by Helen Gunderssonn, lifestyle editor for the...

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McGreevey Tackles Golan Heights

Funny story: McGreevey Tackles Golan Heights

Golan Cipel's extortion demands from New Jersey govenor Jim McGreevey were backed by threats to release embaressing tapes and photos of him. The FBI who want to question the parties concerned could be issuing Federal subpoenas as early as next we...

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J. Lo's Mom Wins Cash in Atlantic City

Funny story: J. Lo's Mom Wins Cash in Atlantic City

Altantic City, New Jersey --...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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