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Jerry Springer Nearly Dies and Goes to Hell; Rumble Ensues

Funny story: Jerry Springer Nearly Dies and Goes to Hell; Rumble Ensues

HELL---Longtime tabloid talk show host Jerry Springer was pronounced dead from a gorilla attack on Friday, soon after beginning his Final Thought segment at the end of the show, but was eventually revived by EMTs at the scene. Friday's show, which...

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El Porco D'Oro - The Golden Pig

Funny story: El Porco D'Oro - The Golden Pig

The team behind the phenomenal "Price is Right" have launched a new TV game show. Called "EL PORCO D'ORO" or "The Golden Pig", it is sweeping America. To advertize for ten seconds during the show will cost half a million dollars. CNN executives are delighted and Jerry Springer says he is "disappointed" he wasn't asked to compere. It is in fact being compered by Ozzie Ozbourne. How does it work...

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Jerry Springer's New Reality Show Will Be Crazy-As-Hell!

Funny story: Jerry Springer's New Reality Show Will Be Crazy-As-Hell!

CHICAGO - Jerry Springer is regarded by many in the television industry as the Father of Televised Free-For-All's. His tabloid talk show The Jerry Springer Show which premiered in 1991, soon became a setting for the untamed world of the dysfunctio...

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Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

Funny story: Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

LONDON (ABSNN) - Fresh from their triumph at the London Olympic Games finale, the Spice Girls have decided to stay together long enough to challenge the Celtic Woman singing group for the Jello Wrestling Championship of the Western World. Fans of bo...

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Jerry Springer Announces That He Is Throwing His Chair...Ah Hat Into The Presidential Ring

Funny story: Jerry Springer Announces That He Is Throwing His Chair...Ah Hat Into The Presidential Ring

CINCINNATI - Jerry Springer who single-handedly brought the world of trailer parks, ghettos, barrios, slums, backwoods, and various assorted loons into the homes of America has just made a big announcement. Springer told GOPicky Magazine that he w...

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Bruno Mars Barking Mad

Funny story: Bruno Mars Barking Mad

Sometimes all the signs are there that someone is losing their sanity and this is definitely true for American Superstar Bruno Mars. Bruno has a huge following with millions of adoring fans and a string of hit singles and albums but the cracks sta...

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Reality Shows Drastically Change Real Reality

Funny story: Reality Shows Drastically Change Real Reality

Reality shows have created a new artificial reality that threatens to overtake real reality. Television execs have inadvertently created a monster and loosed it upon the public. All reality shows make an artificial situation and throw people i...

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Sarah Palin Appears On The Jerry Springer Show

Funny story: Sarah Palin Appears On The Jerry Springer Show

STAMFORD, Connecticut - Ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin finally agreed to appear on The Jerry Springer Show but only on the condition that she be allowed to wear a football helmet. Palin's book Glowing Rouge has just jumped up to #96 on The New...

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"M and M" Melt Down On Jerry Springer

Funny story: "M and M" Melt Down On Jerry Springer

CHICAGO, IL, USA Chaos erupted on the set of the "Jerry Springer Show" today when guests and former lovers who prefer to be called "Mariah" and "Marshall" took their disagreement to the physical level, as is frequently the case on "Springer". Duri...

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Jerry Springer: I Shall Not Return

Funny story: Jerry Springer: I Shall Not Return

After two seasons, talk-show titan Jerry Springer will not be returning as host of summer reality juggernaut America's Got Talent, he said in a statement. He lists commitments to his talk show, over a dozen concussions from thrown chairs, a recur...

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Lyndon LaRouche Refuses To Run in 2008, Dubs Dennis Kucinich "The Next Me"

Funny story: Lyndon LaRouche Refuses To Run in 2008, Dubs Dennis Kucinich "The Next Me"

Lyndon LaRouche has run for the U.S. Presidency 63 times, including some years when there was not presidential election. He begin running 43 years before he was born (against Thomas Jefferson) and has in every election since. LaRouche recently anno...

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Rosie O'Donnell To Jerry Springer: I Want Your Job!

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell To Jerry Springer: I Want Your Job!

Hollywood, California - Rosie has openly expressed, while live on The View, an interest in in hosting The Price is Right, but Bob Barker already gave it to some else. Now off The View and still no takers, Rosie appears desperate for a new show to hos...

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Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own!

Funny story: Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own!

Los Angeles- Reports are coming in that that Britney Spears vagina has been attending AA meetings on a sole basis completely unknown to its owner.

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Hillary Clinton's presidential hopes damaged after expletive laden outburst on the Springer Show

Funny story: Hillary Clinton's presidential hopes damaged after expletive laden outburst on the Springer Show

Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, was fighting for her political life yesterday, after 'losing it' in front of the American public.

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Jerry Springer kills the Roswell Aliens

Funny story: Jerry Springer kills the Roswell Aliens

We shall never know all the sinister details of the 'Roswell Aliens Cover-up'. One irrefutable fact, however, is that the surviving aliens went to live in England until March 2002 when they were 'killed' by none other than the celebrated Jerry Spri...

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Jerry Springer to change name

Funny story: Jerry Springer to change name

A spokesperson from Universal Studios today announced that due to the lack of intelligence generated by groups of Americans, or an "audience", Jerry springer (star of "Springer") is going to change his name to "Cherry".

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