LONDON (ABSNN) - Fresh from their triumph at the London Olympic Games finale, the Spice Girls have decided to stay together long enough to challenge the Celtic Woman singing group for the Jello Wrestling Championship of the Western World. Fans of bo...
CINCINNATI - Jerry Springer who single-handedly brought the world of trailer parks, ghettos, barrios, slums, backwoods, and various assorted loons into the homes of America has just made a big announcement.
Springer told GOPicky Magazine that he w...
Sometimes all the signs are there that someone is losing their sanity and this is definitely true for American Superstar Bruno Mars.
Bruno has a huge following with millions of adoring fans and a string of hit singles and albums but the cracks sta...
Reality shows have created a new artificial reality that threatens to overtake real reality. Television execs have inadvertently created a monster and loosed it upon the public.
All reality shows make an artificial situation and throw people i...
STAMFORD, Connecticut - Ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin finally agreed to appear on The Jerry Springer Show but only on the condition that she be allowed to wear a football helmet.
Palin's book Glowing Rouge has just jumped up to #96 on The New...
CHICAGO, IL, USA Chaos erupted on the set of the "Jerry Springer Show" today when guests and former lovers who prefer to be called "Mariah" and "Marshall" took their disagreement to the physical level, as is frequently the case on "Springer".
Duri...
After two seasons, talk-show titan Jerry Springer will not be returning as host of summer reality juggernaut America's Got Talent, he said in a statement.
He lists commitments to his talk show, over a dozen concussions from thrown chairs, a recur...
Lyndon LaRouche has run for the U.S. Presidency 63 times, including some years when there was not presidential election. He begin running 43 years before he was born (against Thomas Jefferson) and has in every election since. LaRouche recently anno...
Hollywood, California - Rosie has openly expressed, while live on The View, an interest in in hosting The Price is Right, but Bob Barker already gave it to some else. Now off The View and still no takers, Rosie appears desperate for a new show to hos...
Los Angeles- Reports are coming in that that Britney Spears vagina has been attending AA meetings on a sole basis completely unknown to its owner.
Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, was fighting for her political life yesterday, after 'losing it' in front of the American public.
We shall never know all the sinister details of the 'Roswell Aliens Cover-up'. One irrefutable fact, however, is that the surviving aliens went to live in England until March 2002 when they were 'killed' by none other than the celebrated Jerry Spri...
A spokesperson from Universal Studios today announced that due to the lack of intelligence generated by groups of Americans, or an "audience", Jerry springer (star of "Springer") is going to change his name to "Cherry".