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'Department of Common Sense' Would Rescue America

Funny story: 'Department of Common Sense' Would Rescue America

Washington DC -- A group of activists, academics and other concerned citizens is calling for the creation of a cabinet-level "Department of Common Sense" to improve the quality of decision-making in the nation's capital. "America is in near crisis...

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Sundusky verdict feel-good counter to NBA Finals

Funny story: Sundusky verdict feel-good counter to NBA Finals

AMERICA-In light of the Miami Heat's victory in the N.B.A. Finals, sports media outlets across the country have been using the guilty verdict in Jerry Sandusky's child molestation trial as the lighter side of the sports news. Media figures have claim...

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Jerry Sandusky Gets Penn State Prison Coaching Position

Jerry Sandusky has been named as the new Head Coach for the Penn State Correctional Touch Football Team. He will take up his position on Monday when he will meet the players and this years drafts, who should be arriving on the same bus as him late...

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Sandusky Trial Goes to Jury After Judge Tosses 3 Counts

The Sandusky trial has now gone to the jury after the judged tossed off three count. The Counts, Dracula, Monte Cristo and Dave were a little surprised when Judge A C Moron ordered then to strip from the waist down, line up in a row outside his of...

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The Unbelievable Video of Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky At The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo In Tarzana

Funny story: The Unbelievable Video of Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky At The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo In Tarzana

TARZANA - An undercover private investigator has uncovered what he calls evidence that is not going to help the case of Jerry Sandusky, the former coach of the Nittany Lions of Penn State. The investigator who would not reveal his name for reasons...

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Penn State University Has Decided To Change Its Name In Order To Get Rid of The Coach Jerry Sandusky Stigma

Funny story: Penn State University Has Decided To Change Its Name In Order To Get Rid of The Coach Jerry Sandusky Stigma

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - In a collegiate move that has surprised 91 percent of the Penn State faculty and 93 percent of the Penn State student body, school administrators have moved to change the university's name. Penn State spokesperson...

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Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

Funny story: Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - Members of the news media are reporting that for the first time in over a week, the former defensive coach of Penn State University Jerry Sandusky has managed to smile. According to Sports Territory Magazine Sandusk...

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Pope Benedict XVI Slams Then Canonizes Jerry Sandusky

Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Slams Then Canonizes Jerry Sandusky

When the church fathers created the Papacy for Life they failed to take into account the ravaging effects which Alzheimers Disease has on the mind even of one infallible. This morning Pope Benedict XVI slammed then canonized Penn State defensive coac...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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