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Funny story: NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

NFL Teams Eye Proactive Name Changes to Stay Ahead of the Game

Executives emerged from an emergency owners meeting of the National Football League, determined to stay ahead of the pressure to adopt politically correct names, which is non-existent, except where hyped by the media. Some teams are more under th...
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Funny story: Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

SNYDER'S LAST STAND, LANDOVER, MARYLAND -- Responding to continuing criticism of racial insensitivity, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced the franchise has changed its nickname to the Cowboys. "There, happy now! The best thing i...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas - In light of the lifetime ban placed upon Donald Sterling, owner of the LA Clippers, after his recent racist remarks, fans of the Dallas Cowboys football team have come together in prayer hoping their sorry-ass owner, Jerry Jones, will op...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Promises That This Season's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Be Prettier, Sexier, and Louder Than Last Year's Version

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Promises That This Season's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Be Prettier, Sexier, and Louder Than Last Year's Version

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette at a local Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner. He let La Bamba know that he is not happy with the 8-8 record that the Cowboys have compiled for the past th...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

DALLAS - Jerry Jones may be a shrewd businessman, but when it comes to certain aspects regarding his football team the billionaire gets an F minus. Jones has said time after time that he will stick with his quarterback Tony "Oops" Romo even if the...
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Funny story: Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM

Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM

IRVING, Texas - Unconfirmed reports suggest that Jerry Jones, owner and general manager of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys, is considering whether to publicly declare his incompetence. Jones would become the first openly incompetent GM in the league's histo...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has gone on record as saying that he is tired of his team finishing 8-8 for the last three years. Jones remarked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has spent billions...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension

DETROIT - The Dallas Cowboys had their third straight victory pretty much wrapped up, but apparently Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford did not get the memo. Trailing 24-30, Stafford marched his pride of Lions down to paydirt and scored ty...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was so angry that several of the sports reporters actually thought that he was talking in Mandarin Chinese. He had called a press conference in his office located in the $1.1 billion AT&T Stadium. J...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at the famed Texas Cattle Stampede House in Arlington. Jones, whose Cowboys are 1-1 told Reno that he has always liked Tim and h...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones was in Cowboy Paradise as he saw his team defeat the New York Giants 36-31 led by quarterback Tony Romo's two touchdown passes. Jerry and his two sons sat up in his private luxury suite eating...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

DALLAS - The man who owns the Dallas Cowboys has informed the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders that he will not put up with any muffin tops, untoned thighs, or non-nubile breasts. Jones met with all of the cheerleaders in the conference room of an Ench...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Makes A Promise To The Cowboy Fans

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Makes A Promise To The Cowboy Fans

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys open their pre-season against the Miami Dolphins in what is known as The Hall of Fame game on Sunday night. Last year many Cowboy fans were unhappy with the performance of the team and especially with quarterback Tony R...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

MIAMI - Recently released quarterback Tim Tebow was in Miami checking out an orange grove that he is thinking about buying. He was asked if he had any ill-feelings towards the New York Jets organization for treating him the way that they did. T...
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Funny story: The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller

The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller

DETROIT - The NFL Rules & Regulations Federation met in the Motor City to discuss some possible rules and regulations changes. According to NFLR&RF executive director Winthrop "Clicky" Clickfeather one of the proposed changes is making the...
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Funny story: Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says Coach Jason Garrett Is Going To Have To Start Talking

Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says Coach Jason Garrett Is Going To Have To Start Talking

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones sat sullen-faced in a private party room at the swank Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in downtown Big D. He was seated at a table with two team executives, three Cowboys cheerleaders, and Ruf...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS - One thing that can certainly be said about the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones is that he is one shrewd businessman. He built the $1 billion Cowboys Stadium and says that he figures that it can be paid off within 13 months; which...
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Funny story: Big Tex Catches Fire and Burns - Romney Blames President Obama

Big Tex Catches Fire and Burns - Romney Blames President Obama

DALLAS - Big Tex, the legendary 52-foot tall statue at The State Fair of Texas for 60 years, caught fire and completely burned. The Lone Star State icon with the 75-gallon hat first appeared at the State Fair Park back in 1952. Big Tex was purc...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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