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"Minions" Movie Full of Subliminal Satanic Messages

Reverend Gerry Fallguy, minister at the Suffering Jesus Christ Baptist church in Atlanta and founder of the Moral Immaturity movement, called reporters to his church last week to announce a startling discovery: "I took my kids to see the "Minions"...

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Teletubbies Now Declared 'Persons of Interest'

Funny story: Teletubbies Now Declared 'Persons of Interest'

Lynchburg, Virgina - Following allegations that the Teletubbies may have been involved in a plot to kill Rev. Jerry Falwell, police believe they have discovered th...

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Jerry Falwell Hits Roadblock On the Path to Heaven

Funny story: Jerry Falwell Hits Roadblock On the Path to Heaven

We all thought the Reverend Jerry Falwell was a shoe in for gaining admittance to heavenly paradise. Unfortunately there seems to be a little hitch in his paper work clearing his ascendancy to nirvana.

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No love lost for Jerry Falwell at Westboro Baptist Church

Funny story: No love lost for Jerry Falwell at Westboro Baptist Church

Topeka, Kansas - (Ass Mess): Pastor Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church is planning his own eulogy at the Reverend Jerry Falwell's funeral later this week in an attempt to settle a few long-running scores and get the last word in at the en...

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Falwell from beyond the light

The spirit of the late Jerry Falwell made a late night visit to this reporter; either that or it was an undigested bit of gruel. Regardless, Jerry needed to pass on to his many followers, members of the current administration (one and the same), and all practicing (and we do mean practicing) bigots some information from beyond the white light.

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Falwell Reincarnated as Aborted Fetus

Funny story: Falwell Reincarnated as Aborted Fetus

In an unprecedented an ironic turn of spiritual events, Jerry Falwell, the recently deceased creator of The Moral Majority and fanatic anti-abortion activist, was reincarnated as the aborted fetus of a crack head, unwed prostitute from Newark, New Je...

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Falwell's Flock Follows Ted Haggard to New Church

In the event of Jerry Falwell's death, many of his followers have decided to follow Ted Haggard to his new 'Church of the Unbiased Pious.'...

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Working alongside Falwell 'exciting' say Corrupt Bastards Club

Funny story: Working alongside Falwell 'exciting' say Corrupt Bastards Club

Alaska - (Ass Mess): The Corrupt Bastards Club issued its personal eulogy to the Reverend Jerry Falwell who died yesterday aged 73.

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TheSpoof.com owes a debt to Jerry Falwell

In November 1983, Larry Flynt's pornographic magazine Hustler carried a parody of a Campari ad, featuring a fake interview with Falwell in which he admits that his "first time" was incest with his mother in an outhouse while drunk.

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Bad day for the Devil as Jerry Falwell gets sent down

Funny story: Bad day for the Devil as Jerry Falwell gets sent down

Extremist Jerry Falwell, the controversial homophobic arsehole and evangelical lunatic has died of a heart attack. "Good bloody riddance" said the Reverend Ian Paisley. "He will burn in ever lasting flame for his twist...

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Jerry Falwell Meets His Maker

Funny story: Jerry Falwell Meets His Maker

Lynchburg Tenn., Liberty University. The Reverend Jerry Falwell was discovered collapsed on the floor at Liberty University today. Attempts to revive the Reverend failed and it is presumed Falwell succumbed to heart failure. Falwell has had a past...

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The Boy That Found the 'Reverand' J. Falwell

Funny story: The Boy That Found the 'Reverand' J. Falwell

The so called 'Reverand' Jerry Falwell fell to his death today while working on 'moral issues' in his office. When he didn't appear for his pep rally to increase the legal age of consent to 28 - especially for residents of Louisia...

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Teletubbies sought for Questioning in Rev. Jerry Falwell's Death

Funny story: Teletubbies sought for Questioning in Rev. Jerry Falwell's Death

Lynchburg, Virginia - Police have just reopened the Falwell death case, ruling it death under suspicious circumstances instead of by natural causes as first reported after the Teletubbies were seen in the vicinity just hours before the internationall...

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Jerry Falwell Passes Away - Bush Will Miss Him

Funny story: Jerry Falwell Passes Away - Bush Will Miss Him

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Heaven - Jerry Falwell passed away today after having a heart attack. Falwell, the small town son of an alcoholic father who sold bootleg liquor during Prohibition, registered millions of conservative voters to the Republican...

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Leading TheoCon nutter Jerry Falwell is dead

Funny story: Leading TheoCon nutter Jerry Falwell is dead

Virginia - (Ass Mess): Leading TheoCon nutter Reverend Jerry Falwell died today aged 73 amid repeated warnings that the Lord would smite him down for his lifetime's dedication to reviling feminists, gays and lesbians, pagans, libertarians and any...

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Congressman Declares his Atheism

Funny story: Congressman Declares his Atheism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Pete Stark (D-CA) has revealed that he does not believe in the existence of a supreme being, making him the highest ranking public official to make such a public declaration. Reaction has been swift.

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Taxidermists bid to stuff Jerry Falwell and Ted Haggard for new Creationist Museum exhibit

Funny story: Taxidermists bid to stuff Jerry Falwell and Ted Haggard for new Creationist Museum exhibit

Kentucky - (Associated Mess): The world's first Creationist Museum is scheduled to open in Kentucky next summer along the lines of a Biblical Disneyland cum Jurassic Park hybrid. And central to its awesome array of historically-factual exhibits...

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Great Britain: Partner In Axis Of Evil?

LYNCHBURG, VA - Prominent Southern Baptist minister, bon vivant and evangelical wunderkind, Jerry Falwell, recently appeared on Fox News recommending that Great Britain should be included on President Bush's "Axis of Evil" list. He...

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