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Funny story: Brand Enlightens Paxman to Blatant Obvious

Brand Enlightens Paxman to Blatant Obvious

After his interview with comedian Russell Brand, heavyweight BBC political presenter Jeremey Paxman has undergone a startling transformation in the past week. In the Newsnight interview between the two Russell fireBrand called for revolution and a...
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Funny story: Exclusive - David Beckham's New Career Plans

Exclusive - David Beckham's New Career Plans

Following David Beckham's announcement that he intends to quit the LA Galaxy at the end of the MLS season for a 'new challenge' speculation has been rife as to what the new challenge may be. It was previously thought that he would be heading out...
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Funny story: Paxman announces radical University Challenge changes

Paxman announces radical University Challenge changes

Jeremy Paxman today announced that there will be some major changes to the format of his long-running quiz show University Challenge. In a press release he said that the programme was to be re-structured to give it a more topical and less academic f...
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Funny story: BBC To Announce Major Changes To Political Line-Up

BBC To Announce Major Changes To Political Line-Up

A leaked BBC management memo has revealed a host of changes to the corporations political line-up. According to the memo, several of the BBC's political heavyweights are to be replaced in what many reckon is the biggest BBC shake up in years. P...
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Funny story: European Union Installs Sir Jeremy Paxman as Greek Premier

European Union Installs Sir Jeremy Paxman as Greek Premier

In a surprise announcement at tonight's EU summit in Brussels Sir Jeremy Paxman - the popularly churlish BBC interrogator - has been appointed head of the Greek government. Head of the EU Mme Christine Lagarde said Sir Jeremy was the ideal candida...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design authors admit their designer is not very intelligent

Intelligent Design authors admit their designer is not very intelligent

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron, authors of countless books on Intelligent Design and continually on the lecture and interview circuit propounding evidence for the reality of an intelligent designer behind life on Earth have admitted that they have been...
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Funny story: Paxman Explodes Heads After Chomsky Interview

Paxman Explodes Heads After Chomsky Interview

Medical experts were blaming the Daily Express again today for a further bout of exploding heads. The paper's Hickey column this morning led with an item about Jeremy Paxman's interviews with US Senator John McCain and self-styled "libertarian soc...
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Funny story: Paxo makes gains, Fry falls, on National Treasure Index

Paxo makes gains, Fry falls, on National Treasure Index

Business news - and there have been spectacular falls on the National Treasures Index today, with Both Stephen Fry and Alan Davies closing down. Both stocks falling a unprecedented 10W (Whiteleys) as a result of off-colour jokes made about the Japane...
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Funny story: Jeremy Paxman changes name to Jeremy Taxman and charges politicians 20% of earnings to come on his show

Jeremy Paxman changes name to Jeremy Taxman and charges politicians 20% of earnings to come on his show

In another cost-cutting exercise the BBC, it has been announced that Newsnight presenter and bane of all politicians Jeremy Paxman will take a 20% cut in salary, which he must make up elsewhere. He has already revealed plans to change his name to Jer...
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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Jonathan Evans of MI5

When Jeremy Paxman Met Jonathan Evans of MI5

In a special broadcast tonight, we have invited Jonathan Evans, Director General of MI5, to respond to increasing pressure from senior doctors, lawyers, pathologists and indeed the general public for a new inquest and a full enquiry to be opened on the 'suicide' of Dr David Kelly along with full disclosure of Dr Kelly's autopsy report (which has never been made public and is not legally allowed to...
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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Chistopher Nolan

When Jeremy Paxman Met Chistopher Nolan

Good evening. In tonight's Newsnight Special, we've invited Christopher Nolan to the studio to discuss his latest $160 million effort, Inception. Released to critical acclaim in July, Inception recouped almost half of the production cost on its opening weekend and Nolan is already tipped to win Best Director and Best Film at the next Oscars. Fans and critics alike are lauding Nolan as the new S...
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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

Good evening. In the first of our interviews with leading British celebrities, tonight we're talking here in our London studios to Katie Price. Now, Katie Price, why would anybody want to watch you on television or read about you in the newspapers? Jeremy Paxman: Hang on, do you mind, you're in the wrong studio… Katie Price: Wot u talkin bout? Jeremy Paxman: I'm supposed to be interviewin...
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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Gary Neville

When Jeremy Paxman Met Gary Neville

Following popular demand from fellow writers on The Spoof; myself and the Newsnight crew grabbed the opportunity to interview Gary Neville in his bedroom at his mum's house. The interview was recorded earlier as Gary's mum makes him go to bed at 8pm right after his tea and our Newsnight show does not broadcast until 10.30pm. The written transcript of the show is as follows: Jeremy Paxman:...
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Funny story: David Bowie and BBC Director General in Paxman Shocker

David Bowie and BBC Director General in Paxman Shocker

The magnificent entertainer and world class trip hippy, rock star musician, David Bowie, has raised concerns about the recent cutbacks at the BBC. Bowie, famous for his mad costumes and trippy music of the 70's, 80's and 90's was a bit ''miffed man'...
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Funny story: The Jemermy Paxman Poem

The Jemermy Paxman Poem

Jeremy Paxman called to an axe-man a-standing in the street. Without a sound, the man turned around, and chopped-off both of his feet! Said Jeremy Paxman to the axe-man "for that I cannot stand!" For no reason why, no hint of a lie, He then chopped-off his hand! By then Mr Paxman was close to the axe-man slouched agai'n his door. Before he fled, he chopped off his head, and it...
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Funny story: Today Programme To Govern In Place Of Parliament

Today Programme To Govern In Place Of Parliament

Today programme presenters are cock-a-hoop at the announcement by Gordon Brown that he has invited James Humphries to form a government. "I realised whilst on holiday that the Today team are much more on top of things than the Cabinet and that, fr...
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Funny story: Paxman Donates Brain to Parkinson's Charity

Paxman Donates Brain to Parkinson's Charity

Celebrities including Jeremy Paxman and Jane Asher have pledged to donate their brains to help find a cure for Parkinson's Disease. About 1,000 people have already joined a donor register run by the Parkinson's Disease Society but the charity hopes t...
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Funny story: Jeremy Paxman obessed with underwear

Jeremy Paxman obessed with underwear

Politicians will sleep a little easier tonight, knowing that Jeremy Paxman (or Pantsman as he is now known) has revealed his private passion - collecting underwear.
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