ITV have announced that their new Saturday night reality show 'That's My Bastard!' will be hosted by everyone's favourite King of Sneering, Jeremy Kyle.
The controversial show will replace Paddy McGuiness' awful 'Take Me Out'.
In the show, abs...
Do you remember that as part of the Silver Jubilee the Royals took part in what was then the top TV program It's a Knockout it was called It's a Royal Knockout?
Well I can exclusively reveal that a similar TV program to be adopted by the Royals fo...
Couch potatoes across the UK were left without their daily dose of Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women as a solar flare bathed the Earth knocking out Sky's Astra satellite.
The several million mile long stream of high energetic particles from the sun trav...
As part of an initiative to make education more relevant to modern day Britain, the government is to offer vocational training for potential Jeremy Kyle guests.
Education minister, Robert Smith-Smythe, told reporters who attended the launch exactl...
Daytime TV bully and serial ranter Jeremy Koyle is to be the shock replacement for Cheryl Cole on The X Factor. This week Ms. Cole was acrimoniously dropped from the show.
Simon Cowell was interviewed by this reporter this morning.
"Cheryl Who?" he chuckled, clearly misunderstanding the high regard with which the singer is held in the UK. "She's just too nice, too pretty, and has the capa...
Well would you believe it? Prince William and Kate Middleton's honeymoon destination can be revealed this afternoon; and in keeping with the 'common touch' so evident in the multi-million pound lavish ceremony of pomp and pageantry held at Westminste...
Feelin' hot hot hot - breaking UK scandal sheet news reveals that self righteous TV God, Jeremy Kyle - renowned for dazzling halfwits with his rapier like wit - was left aghast this morning as stories began to circulate, implying that he had enjoyed...
ITV bosses have announced that they are to close the helpline number for guests on The Jeremy Kyle Show.
As part of cost-cutting measures, they are closing the number shown at the ad breaks as the show now selects guests for the in its local Nett...
The incoming government has vowed to clamp down on seedy and supine daytime television. Key targets have been identified as evergreen Noel Edmonds and moronic Jeremy Kyle.
A home office spokesperson stated - "If we are to combat obesity, then we m...
Jeremy Kyle - the UK version of Jerry Springer - the daytime TV host, has announced that after years of interviewing the scum of the earth for daytime TV he is now prepared to take over from God.
According to sources, Jeremy Kyle has tired of maki...
In a press conference earlier today it was revealed that voters will be given a chance to see the three main political party leaders debate live on TV next month, ahead of the long overdue General Election.
The recently appointed Popularity Tsar,...
Chelsea and England Footballer, Ashley Cole, is set to reveal all by appearing as a guest on The Jeremy Kyle Show,ITV has confirmed.
Source's have claimed that the reason behind Ashley's shocking choice to appear on the show,is to prove to his wif...
TV chat show host Jeremy Kyle is to host a special Oasis episode in order to try and help the Gallagher brothers mend their recent rift.
The levels of problems between the two brothers hit a new high in the last few days, seeing Noel quit the band...
Just when we thought it was all over, Roofarians disease has raised it's ugly head again. The disease, which principally affects criminally inclined people who strip lead off church roofs by permeating the soles of their shoes and turning their feet...
Gordon Brown is set to appear on The Jeremy Kyle show where he'll take a DNA test to prove his Scottishness!
Alistair Darling will be on the other sofa playing the part of the betrayed partner.
Alex Salmond will be in the audience with other SM...
It has been revealed that self-righteous ITV evangelist Jeremy Kyle has invested over £5million of his personal fortune in research that could change the face of the criminal justice system - and move the fight against anti-social behaviour into the...
TV personality and self-styled 'humiliationist' Jeremy Vyle found himself in bother from the National Dyslexics Association (NDA) today.
After it was found that dyslexic Chav Tyrone Dillon Mitchell 17, who has ADHD, had got his girlfriend pregnant...
Plans have been announced to pull The Jeremy Kyle Show after a sudden drop in ratings.
The show first aired in July 2005 and quickly became one of the UK's most popular daytime talk shows. The programme was renowned for its confrontational approa...