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Funny story: Tories to introduce "Free Hospitals"

Tories to introduce "Free Hospitals"

Following the unbridled success of screwball Education Secretary Michael Gove's Free Schools programme with its falling standards and vanity projects, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt, Murdoch sycophant and confirmed homeopathy fan, announced today a cra...
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Funny story: Mail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents

Mail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents

The Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre today called on the department of health to release the name of the 15 million people a year who receive treatment on the NHS. He said in his statement. "The NHS is anti British. Having free at point of service health...
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Funny story: Jeremy Hunt and Starbucks

Jeremy Hunt and Starbucks

Jeremy Hunt has become so concerned about the number of hours people wait, often in excess of 4, that he has arranged for a free Starbucks restaurant to be attached to every A. and E. in England. Along with free delectable coffee and pastries the res...
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Funny story: HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up

HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up

News is breaking that the Health Secretary has been arrested after an undercover operation by Staffordshire Police working with the Met and Interpol. It has been alleged that recent stories regarding horsemeat in the foodchain and falling asteroids h...
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Funny story: Brooks facing questions over horse meat

Brooks facing questions over horse meat

Former News International chief executive Rebekah Brooks is to be questioned by the police over allegations that she disposed of a former police horse that she borrowed in some beef burgers. The Horse which was ridden by David Cameron while in the...
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Funny story: Norfolk disc first evidence of fall of the Roman NHS

Norfolk disc first evidence of fall of the Roman NHS

A gold earring disc, found in Norfolk by a metal detector enthusiast, was reported to have left treasure experts initially baffled as to the exact meaning of its decoration. Discovered in Keswick, near Norwich, the disc "is an unusual find for the Ro...
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Funny story: Government to send long term sick abroad

Government to send long term sick abroad

Health secretary Jeremy Hunt today announced plans for the government to send the long term sick and those who are still classified disabled to mainland Europe and the USA. "We have struck a deal with two pharmaceutical companies." Mr Hunt told t...
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Funny story: David Cameron shuffles away awkwardly

David Cameron shuffles away awkwardly

David Cameron was lying low this morning after the mother of all cabinet shuffles saw him in more trouble than Kevin Peterson after all those disloyal tweets to the Saffers. Cameron sacked Transport Secretary Justine Greening, and was mortified to...
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Funny story: The Hunt Hots Up

The Hunt Hots Up

Britain's Cultural Attache to the Murdoch Empire, known to his friends as 'The Hunt', is finding his proximity to the Sun is giving him bad sunburn and is threatening him with heat stroke. Supreme Leader, Dave Cameron - who is now just one of the...
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Funny story: OMG! Sam Cam once dated Liam Fox, Jeremy *unt and David Laws before settling down with Big Dave

OMG! Sam Cam once dated Liam Fox, Jeremy *unt and David Laws before settling down with Big Dave

London - A new book published this week lays bare Sam Cam's love life before she married her knight in shiny armour. It paints a vivid picture of a political groupie hardwired by DNA to land a top bloke. Some of her dates fell quickly by the wa...
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Funny story: World Exclusive - New Jeremy Hunt leaked email

World Exclusive - New Jeremy Hunt leaked email

A first draft of Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt's statement to the House of Commons has been leaked, reacting to the proposed take over of BSkyB by NewsCorp before it was 'polished' by Party officials. The recipient of the email is a certain DC, however DC is not David Cameron or even anyone closely associated with David Cameron, nor even anyone with the initials 'DC' according to a statement...
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Funny story: Jeremy *unt and the BSkyB stunt

Jeremy *unt and the BSkyB stunt

London - Secretary of State for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots Jeremy *unt has been outed as a NewsCorpse stooge at the Leveson Inquiry today. A smug little toerag even by Tory standards *unt tipped off the Murdochs about a Parliamentary statement...
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Funny story: Oops, I meant to say Hunt

Oops, I meant to say Hunt

BBC Radio 4 presenter, James Naughtie makes an arse of himself, live on air. The Today show is a "must listen to" for politicos and those waking up with their morning coffee. How many, then, must have choked on their coffee when the very naughty, Mr Naughtie said this: naughtie man. No, there is no doubt, he definitely said it. It is to be hoped that the presenter finds himself alternati...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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