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‘I saw Jezza’s sausage’ says nightclub worker.

Jeremy Corbyn’s team were in turmoil last night after a 36 year-old pole dancer, who performs under the stage name of Sturdy Annuals, claimed to have seen the Labour leader tucking into bangers and mash in a Camden café. Sturdy (real name Kylie Le...

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UK Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn displays gentler side revealing endearing bucket list

Funny story: UK Labour Party Leader Jeremy Corbyn displays gentler side revealing endearing bucket list

As the UK Labour Party goes not just to hell in a handcart, but also to places that the Starship USS Enterprise never even dreamed of going to, Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the Labour Party today showed his gentler side by releasing details of the "T...

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Government in Trouble

Funny story: Government in Trouble

Following a Rush of Wind, causing a great stink in the Parliamentary Chamber, an embarrassed Tory Government has issued pegs to all members attending debates. Some MP's complained that 'The Ruddy Rush of Wind' was coming from the posterior of the...

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Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”

Funny story: Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”

Labour party members are secretly preparing for power after “Prime Minister” Theresa May refused at the weekend to back her Foreign Secretary’s continuing claim that there will be a “Brexit Dividend”. The continued and ever increasing claims eman...

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Corbyn's Anti-Semitism Row Explodes

Funny story: Corbyn's Anti-Semitism Row Explodes

Jeremy Corbyn was today criticised for not praising the Israeli Government for killing unarmed demonstrators at the Gaza/Israel border. 'This is a clear case of blatant anti-semitism' declared 20 Labour MP's who demanded that Corbyn should resign.

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Jeremy Corbyn wants proof that dinosaurs are extinct

Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn wants proof that dinosaurs are extinct

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has defied colleagues by refusing to accept that dinosaurs are extinct, The Marxist leader, who models himself on Rick from the Young Ones, and still wears a smelly hat, told reporters that it is likely that dinosaurs a...

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Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has finally grasped the wants of today's generation and proposed a revamp of democracy as we know it. "Yes, all these elections and parties and stuff are anachronistic. I want to take this country into a new era. We w...

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Britain trolls another election

Funny story: Britain trolls another election

For the third year running, voters in the UK have been asked who they think should lead the country. For the third year running, they have replied "not them". The question of who they actually would like to run the country is still unanswered, but th...

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May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

Funny story: May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

During a TV election debate last night, Prime Minister Theresa May attacked opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn by saying that he would not be prepared to drop nuclear weapons on the EU headquarters as part of the Brexit negotiations. Corbyn responde...

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May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion

Fashion on the long winding election road seems to be deadly important. It matters little to none if a politician is able to deal effectively with the EU or our upcoming Brexit begging but it does matter to the wider public what type of shoes their w...

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General Election Watch

In the run up to the General Election the media have moved away from trying to see if Jeremy Corbyn has eaten a baby and actually asked a question or two about the Conservatives "Social Care Plan". Back and to the Left news investigates. Well we'r...

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Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

Funny story: Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament. The pollsters have furthe...

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Jeremy Corbyn reveals election plan

Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn reveals election plan

Labour party leader Jeremy Corbyn has revealed his plan for the 2017 general election, even though polls show that he has almost no chance of victory. He will wear a red pointy hat and boots, and sit on a giant toadstool in his front garden with a fi...

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UKIP To Attack Seat

UKIP's new Battle Toad Paul Nuttall will stand in the Stoke on Trent By Election later this month. Mr Nuttall won leadership of the UKIP party after taking the heads of the nine other candidates in a Thunderdome challenge. Mr Nuttall, who looks l...

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Corbyn goes into hibernation

Labour party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, bereft of any concept, strategy or will to challenge or even question the Prime Minister, Theresa May, about what she's doing, or rather not doing with regard to this bothersome Brexit issue, has stated he needs to...

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Fatty Abbott crawls into another buttkiss role

Funny story: Fatty Abbott crawls into another buttkiss role

Ugly, fat double standard pig Biman Abbott, known for spouting socialism but wallowing in capitalism, was today appointed 'Shadow Home Secretary' - in clarification, Jeremy Carbuncle, leader of the faiL-abour party said - "well, we'll spend that long...

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Jeremy Corbyn forced to sit on the floor due to lack of seats in the House of Commons

Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn forced to sit on the floor due to lack of seats in the House of Commons

WESTMINSTER, LONDON - Current leader of the Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn, was forced to sit on the floor of the House of Commons due to a lack of seats it emerged this week. Posting a video of himself seated on the floor he said that the House was...

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Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

Funny story: Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump-Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump's supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn's sup...

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