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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

Jeremy Clarkson Sacked for Owning a Bicycle

Top Gear tall man and human toffee apple, Jeremy Clarkson, has been sacked from the BBC after it was revealed that he cycles to his local shop rather than burning precious fossil fuel in a big V8 sports car. The Top Gear presenter was found to ha...
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Funny story: 'Top Gear' getting taxpayers funding

'Top Gear' getting taxpayers funding

As it enters its 25th year the popular BBC show 'Top Gear' has been reveled to receive £3.2m of taxpayers money as it is seen to be an essential part of David Cameron's immigration strategy. "Look 'Top Gear' is hosted by my good chum Jeremy so it...
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Funny story: Top Gear review the new car range from Sparks and Mensa

Top Gear review the new car range from Sparks and Mensa

Sparks and Mensa, better known for their high street stores for the cleverest of clever clogs, has branched out from branches into the automotive industry. "We're quite excited about this new range from S&M," said Jeremy Clarkson, who had tes...
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Funny story: The British 'Angry' Over Who Invented Monocles.

The British 'Angry' Over Who Invented Monocles.

It all started with an episode of Top Gear. James May's exact words were: "Hang on who invented Monocles?" There was a sort of empty silence after that. 'The question came out of no where. It was completely off subject. It throw us all of gu...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks denies love tryst with Rupert Murdoch

Rebekah Brooks denies love tryst with Rupert Murdoch

Former editor of the News of The World Rebekah Crooks today flatly denied a love tryst with former boss Rupert 'Rumpy Pumpy' Murdoch. The former News International CEO who resigned last year and was arrested 'by appointment' has been in and out of...
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Funny story: Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Driving Daily - Britain's favourite car mad mag for over 50 years - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JAMES MAY, JEREMY CLARKSON AND RICHARD HAMMOND AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT SMUGGLING 400 JARS OF ELEPHANT SPERM IN THE BACK OF A 1982 FORD CORTINA IN INDIA. Learners be warned, your dreams of owning and driving your own car are about to be pulverised! As of 1st January 2013 budding motorists will be force...
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Funny story: Mini named most inappropriately named car of the year

Mini named most inappropriately named car of the year

The Mini, the iconoclastic automobile has won another award to add to it's bulging trophy cabinet: most inappropriately named car of the year. "For a car called a Mini," said Jeremy Clarkson, co-presenter on BBC2's car magazine show, Top Gear!, "y...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson in 24 hour 'sponsored silence' shock

Jeremy Clarkson in 24 hour 'sponsored silence' shock

The world was shocked to the core today when Jermey Clarkson took a vow of silence, thus failing to verbally attack anyone with his pointless idiotic rants. Recent targets include Indians, public sector workers, cockle pickers and The Isle of Shep...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson slams people who throw up shellfish under trains

Jeremy Clarkson slams people who throw up shellfish under trains

London - News that the norovirus - or winter vomiting bug - is endemic in 99% of British oysters has hit Clarkson badly. The Top Gear presented has told reporters bits of shellfish carapace are always clogging up the Barking to Dagenham line. "...
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Funny story: Chinese Army Shoot Jeremy Clarkson

Chinese Army Shoot Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson has been shot by the Chinese Army within minutes of landing in Beijing today. A Communist Party official said, "This was a necessary pre-emptive strike; he has threatened to have socialists shoot in his own country. We were afraid...
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Funny story: Clarkson offends Cocozza

Clarkson offends Cocozza

Jeremy Clarkson got into trouble yesterday for offending X-Factor contestant Frankie Cocozza. The Top Gear host reportedly said Frankie was like "a distressed dog in pain". Jeremy Clarkson has been known to get into trouble for offensive comm...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson To Ditch Top Gear For Top Totty

Jeremy Clarkson To Ditch Top Gear For Top Totty

Top Gear presenter and lothario, Jeremy Clarkson, is set to announce his departure from the world's favourite motoring TV show. Following hot on the heels of further revelations of extramarital indiscretions and the withdrawal of his super injunction...
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Funny story: Top Gear Faked Claim

Top Gear Faked Claim

The international hit BBC motoring and lads TV favourite 'Top Gear' has come under attack for fakery. According to BBC insiders, host Jeremy Clarkson (51) is a vegan, drives a Prius and is a member of 'Friends of the Earth'. "Jeremy hates his p...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson has a verruca

Jeremy Clarkson has a verruca

Unbelievably popular television journalist, Jeremy Clarkson, has - according to chiropody reports - got a verruca. The chiropody reports, liberated from a Chipping Norton waste paper bin and painstakingly glued back together from their shredded re...
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Funny story: Thought For The Day, With E L Wisty

Thought For The Day, With E L Wisty

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Jeremy Clarkson. Another thing I can't stand is the cat. Yes, the cat that sits on my window sill every evening and looks at me. I can feel its green eyes burning into my soul, while I'm heating the milk. Into my very soul, they burn, while the skin forms on the milk and it begins to rise dangerously high up the sides of the milk pan. Bastit, that was t...
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Funny story: Top Gear Back For Seventeenth Season - Was It Ever Away?

Top Gear Back For Seventeenth Season - Was It Ever Away?

Popular motoring programme, Top Gear, returns to BBC2 this evening for its 17th season. Presented by Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, the show is BBC2's most popular programme and it's best-selling show around the world. It conti...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson Or Piers Morgan Could Be Nina Dobrev's Secret Boyfriend - Ian Somerhalder "Gutted"

Jeremy Clarkson Or Piers Morgan Could Be Nina Dobrev's Secret Boyfriend - Ian Somerhalder "Gutted"

Reports coming in today suggest that Brit wrinklies, Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan could be 'Vampire Diaries' starlet Nina Dobrev's secret boyfriend, and VD co-star Ian Somerhalder is said to be 'gutted' by the revelation. In a world where nobod...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress

Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress

Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress That's all I read of a headline in a 'daily' today. Well, I thought to myself, naturally the affair WOULD be with a mistress, unless it was a fella. I didn't bother reading the whole article because, quite frankly, most of those so called 'celebs' are doing 'it' with anyone, everywhere, anyway they can these days. Don't kid yourselves. They'...
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