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Funny story: Jenson Button Says Lewis Hamilton Is A Spawny Git

Jenson Button Says Lewis Hamilton Is A Spawny Git

Canadian Grand Prix winner Jenson Button, relaxing after his dramatic last lap surge to victory, apologised to McLaren Mercedes team mate Lewis Hamilton for knocking him out of the race, claiming that he didn't see Hamilton in his rear view mirror, a...
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Funny story: Nicole Scherzinger Apoplectic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix

Nicole Scherzinger Apoplectic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix

Sources are saying that American X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger was positively apoplectic with rage, as her boyfriend, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton openly hugged R&B star Rihanna during a break in the Montreal Grand Prix. The race was red flagg...
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Funny story: Senna and Button Discuss Rivalry

Senna and Button Discuss Rivalry

Senna - "O.K. I'll go first. I think I'm the best because I can be used by landscape gardeners in ornamental gardens and can survive in most climates". Button - "Now my turn. Not only am I used to keep disparate articles of clothing together, but I can also be put on bags, hats and wallets as a form of decoration". Senna - "I can also be u...
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Funny story: Return of the Hun

Return of the Hun

Brawn GP, recently purchased by Mercedes, was far too stingy to pay a World F1 Champion a decent fair wage for a day at the coal face. Or were they? How can we expect the new champion to maintain his Monte Carlo flat, his luxury yacht and a Ford T...
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Funny story: 'Jenson and Black Bernie's Treasure', by Herge

'Jenson and Black Bernie's Treasure', by Herge

As Captain Pitstop started his eighth Irish whiskey of the day in the Mansell Monkey bar in downtown Kuala Lumpur, his friend Jenson walked in with his dog Kimi. 'Ah, Cap'n', he said, 'come quick. There's trouble afoot!', and the Captain sighed. 'When I've finished thish drink', he said, but Jenson insisted. 'It's Black Bernie Ecclescake and his evil men, they've taken over the island of Grand...
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Funny story: A Prawn Wins Formula 1 Championship

A Prawn Wins Formula 1 Championship

There was surprise in the sporting world today when a prawn became the new Formula One world champion. The prawn had escaped from a spectator's prawn cocktail sandwich at the Australian Grand Pres du Manger in March, and had taken cover in one of...
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Funny story: Jenson Button Chomping At The Bit For A Spot Of Nooky

Jenson Button Chomping At The Bit For A Spot Of Nooky

Formula One World Champion, Jenson Button, from Frome in Somerset, is ecstatic at being crowned world champion driver, but he's also gutted because his girlfriend, lingerie model Jessica Michibata is working in Japan. Which means that horny Jenson...
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Funny story: Jenson Button wins world championship for Brawn-Mercedes

Jenson Button wins world championship for Brawn-Mercedes

Britain celebrated today as its golden boy of motor racing, Jenson Button 29 thrashed Johnny Foreigner in a rain lashed FIA Scalextric World Championship. Button was said to be 'chuffed to f**k' at yesterdays result in the decisive round at the In...
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Funny story: Jensons diffuser is illegal - Exclusive

Jensons diffuser is illegal - Exclusive

British grand prix ace, Jenson Button who won his 4th race of the season yesterday in Spain has again come under scrutiny over the legality of his diffuser. Many questions were raised earlier in the season over it's use and doubts remain in the m...
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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Accused Of Lying

Lewis Hamilton Accused Of Lying

Formula 1 motor racing champion Lewis Hamilton has been stripped of his third place finish at last Sunday's Australian Grand Prix today, after it emerged his McClaren team had lied to officials. The sport's world governing body, the FIA, said they...
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Funny story: Jenson Button Disqualified

Jenson Button Disqualified

Jenson Button has sensationally been disqualified from the Australian Grand Prix. Button, who finished first in the race, was relegated to last place by the sport's administrators who cited a recently introduced regulation that 'No English driver...
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Funny story: F1 News: Safety Car Wins First Grand Prix

F1 News: Safety Car Wins First Grand Prix

There was a shock right at the start of the Formula 1 season at the Australian Grand Prix this morning, when all of the pre-race favourites fell by the wayside, with the eventual winner turning out to be the Safety Car! Britain's Jenson Button, dr...
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Funny story: Jenson Button sues Button for Button

Jenson Button sues Button for Button

In a story bound to shock the world (or at least bits of the first world) Formula One also ran (thank you) Jenson Button is suing the makers of the movie "The curious case of Benjamin Button" as well as the estate of F. Scott Fitzgerald, who wrote th...
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