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Syrian UFO blamed as Wedding Feast At Cana painting sprouts alien features

Funny story: Syrian UFO blamed as Wedding Feast At Cana painting sprouts alien features

London - Fears that February's Krak De Chevaliers UFO is behind desecration of the Queen's Gallery picture has seen Syrian ambassador Dr Sami Khiyamit booted off the nuptial wedding invite list. The Damascus craft menaced the Dome of the Rock in I...

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Wayne Rooney Girls - Sponsorship Offers Flood In

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Girls - Sponsorship Offers Flood In

Top brands like Coca-Cla and Nike may be reconsidering their sponsorship of Wayne Rooney in the wake of his three-in-a-bed scandal, but some big names are offering six-figure sums to the girls at the centre of it. Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood hav...

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Wayne Rooney Girls Plan Goodison Stunt

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Girls Plan Goodison Stunt

The girls at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal plan to make a public appearance at the Everton football ground tomorrow before the game with Manchester Utd. "Juicy" Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood, who allegedly performed a threesome with the M...

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Juicy Jenny Drummed Out Of Union

Funny story: Juicy Jenny Drummed Out Of Union

Jenny Thompson - the hooker at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - is to be drummed out of the prostitutes' trade union for indiscretion. "Juicy" first alleged she had bedded Rooney, before announcing that she had been with 13 other Premier L...

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Wayne Rooney Hooker Jenny Thompson Heads For South America

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Hooker Jenny Thompson Heads For South America

"Juicy" Jenny Thompson is heading to South America to raise her strike rate. As we reported yesterday, Juicy - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - planned to bed all Europe's top footballers. Now, however, in a change of p...

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Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top Footballers

Funny story: Wayne Rooney Hooker Plan To Bed Europe's Top Footballers

Revelations about Jenny Thompson - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - are set to shock even further. The "tart" announced today that Rooney was just one of 14 Premier League players she had bedded. But a source close to 2...

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