LOS ANGELES CA - UPDATE: nobody seems to remember who Jenny Slate is! Nobody cares! She is so saddened by this turn of events, a representative from Sofa King tells me she has starting working there. At least he was 'Sofa King' glad. He is Sofa K...
HOLYWOOD CA - According to my source, Robin Aygey, Kayne West called Jenny Slate to complain about the "blue" language used on SNL Saturday night.
Always knowing just what to say, Kayne went on to tell her she ought to quit SNL and get a job flipp...
WASINGTON DC - The press secretary at the White House publicly threatened to curse, "Just like Jenny Slate" in a press briefing, according to reports circulating on the internet.
"I'm gonna f***ing curse so much you will forget about the f***ing J...
NEW YORK NY - You hear it on every news show now. Nicely dressed news bimbos dropping the F-word and then pretending to be embarrassed by it. Dr. Rudepey, staff psychologist to the Broadcasters network, told us to expect this for a few weeks until...
LOS ANGELES CA - Jenny Slate had been showered with compliments and congratulations since airing the F-word recently on TV.
Most letters coming in praise her for her honesty in using the word that everyone knows was the most appropriate for the sk...
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