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Funny story: Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

WINSTON-SALEM, NC - Maybe Kirstie Alley isn't a "perfect fit" for Jenny Craig anymore, but that's just fine with donut manufacturer Krispy Dunk. Inspired by her testimonial on Oprah's show Thursday, company executives negotiated a contract and signe...
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Funny story: New Daddy Clay Aiken vows to lose 'all that baby weight'!

New Daddy Clay Aiken vows to lose 'all that baby weight'!

Indianapolis, IN - Swarmy American Idol contestant, Clay Aiken, has vowed to lose 'all that baby weight' just as soon as he can. Aiken, who recently became a father, along with shocking America with the news, has put on quite a'few pounds' in the las...
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Funny story: Jenny Takes Back Valerie. Kirstie Goes Off the Deep End.

Jenny Takes Back Valerie. Kirstie Goes Off the Deep End.

In a shocking maneuver on Jenny Craig's part, they have taken Valerie Bertinelli back. "There are some repercussions to this event, and Ms. Bertinelli is fully intending to comply," says Ms. Bertinelli's lawyers today. Valerie is ex...
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Funny story: Valerie Bertinelli, "I am so sorry...."

Valerie Bertinelli, "I am so sorry...."

Poor Jenny Craig, it appears that Valerie Bertinelli has been cheating on her with Nutrisystem.
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Funny story: Dunkin Donuts New Diet Donut

Dunkin Donuts New Diet Donut

(ACPA-Atlanta) For years Dunkin Donuts happily met the demands of the discerning American palate with their sugary round treats. But that all changed when a donut research genius came up with the idea of selling Donut Dots, that tast...
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Funny story: Jenny Craig's latest spokesmodel: Britney! Move over Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli. No. Really. Move over, Okay?

Jenny Craig's latest spokesmodel: Britney! Move over Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli. No. Really. Move over, Okay?

Los Angeles, California - Move over Kirstie Alley, move over Valerie Bertinelli here come Britney! After her catastrophic performance on the MTV's Video Music Awards, Britney's family and friends have decided they have no choice but to conduc...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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