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Cockroaches running riot in Jenna Bush Hager's flashy Long Island kitchen

Funny story: Cockroaches running riot in Jenna Bush Hager's flashy Long Island kitchen

Long Island, New York - An airbrush artist employed to showcase Jenna Bush and husband Henry Hager's Long Island teardown is being sued for failure to erase creepy-crawly images inside the couple's beachside home. Pictures posted on Sag Harbor's B...

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Jenna Bush Hager names Hillary Clinton and Vince Foster as her real biological parents

Funny story: Jenna Bush Hager names Hillary Clinton and Vince Foster as her real biological parents

New York - She's finally spilled the beans on a 20-year mystery that ended with the two-bullet 'suicide' of ex-Rose Law partner Vincenzo Fosterini in a Fort Marcy Park, Virginia, car lot in July 1993. Speaking at a NYC fun-Raisa [sick] for attenti...

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OMG! Jenna Bush Hager's baby is...a Democrat!!

Funny story: OMG! Jenna Bush Hager's baby is...a Democrat!!

New York - A weird port-wine stain birthmark on baby Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager's forehead reads Vote Hillary 2016! according to a Hells Kitchen Maternity Hospital source where the birth took place on Saturday night. "Looks like she's inherited G...

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Bride Of Predator Chapel Ranch Is Gestating Twins

Funny story: Bride Of Predator Chapel Ranch Is Gestating Twins

New York - Skull 'N' Bonesmen are cock-a-hoop at news that Dubya's daughter Jenna Bush Hager is up the duff expecting twins. Four years of trying various procedures - including sexual intercourse - see Bonesmen's pinup Jenna and husband Henry Haga...

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Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

ALBANY - There are few privileged children in America and even fewer who have the chance to live in the whitest house of America with a lawn large enough to film a White House reality show if the incumbent president's children actually used it. On...

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Jenna Bush Seen With Tiger Woods

Funny story: Jenna Bush Seen With Tiger Woods

Reports in the tabloids this morning show a series of photos of former President George Bush's married daughter, Jenna, talking with golfer Tiger Woods last night and entering the Dallas Night Club, "Cowboy Bills". So exactly what is going on now?...

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Day of natural disasters for Bush twins' birthday

Funny story: Day of natural disasters for Bush twins' birthday

Texarse - (Pethidine Prophecy): Global reserves of karmic analgesia are virtually depleted Bush twins Jenna and Barbara have been warned. Their 28th birthday tomorrow falls on what Illuminati seers have described as the most disaster prone date of...

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Bush twins' lurid emails to Pentagon hacker McKinnon sparked CIA probe

Funny story: Bush twins' lurid emails to Pentagon hacker McKinnon sparked CIA probe

London - (X-Files Mess): Filthy, explicitly suggestive emails from Bush twins Jenna and Barbara - intercepted by their father's warrantless wiretap program - were responsible for the Pentagon's bust of UFO file hacker Gary McKinnon, an extradition Ap...

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Hogroast to celebrate Jenna Bush's first wedding anniversary

Funny story: Hogroast to celebrate Jenna Bush's first wedding anniversary

Crawford, Texas - (Booze-Sodden Ass Mess): A Mexican-style Predator Chapel Ranch hogwash on this Sunday's Mother's Day promises a lively family celebration for newlyweds Jenna Bush and husband Henry Hager who are celebrating one year of wedded bliss.

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Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Funny story: Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...

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Jenna Bush's Husband Announces Divorce

Funny story: Jenna Bush's Husband Announces Divorce

After just five days of marriage, the union of President Bush's daughter, Jenna, and 30-year old Henry Chase Hager, has ended.

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Helen Thomas Crashes Bush Wedding

Funny story: Helen Thomas Crashes Bush Wedding

CRAWFORD, TX- Longtime news service reporter Helen Thomas has won the grudging affection of every U.S. president since John F. Kennedy with her disarming bluntness and redeeming wit. The jury is still out, however, on how her latest coup will affect...

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Jenna Bush honeymooning on nudist lesbian island resort

Funny story: Jenna Bush honeymooning on nudist lesbian island resort

Pacific Ocean - (AC/DC Ass Mess): Paparazzi have spotted newlywed Jenna Bush and her husband honeymooning on a tropical island nudist lesbian beach resort.

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Jenna Bush Married in Ceremony with Sounds of Skull and Bones and Real Skull at Their Table

Funny story: Jenna Bush Married in Ceremony with Sounds of Skull and Bones and Real Skull at Their Table

Jenna Bush, 26, the beautiful blond daughter of President Bush was married in a private ceremony, Saturday May 10, 2008 at Mr. Bush's Crawford Ranch near Waco, Texas.

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Jenna Bush to lose her virginity

Funny story: Jenna Bush to lose her virginity

Jenna Bush, the 27 year old daughter to U.S. President George W. Bush, says she is "scared and nervous" about losing her virginity after her wedding to University of Virginia Graduate student Henry Hager.

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OMFG! Dad's drunk, Mom psychotic and my wedding dress covered in puke!

Funny story: OMFG! Dad's drunk, Mom psychotic and my wedding dress covered in puke!

Crawford, Texas - (Shotgun Wedding Mess): "Some asshole's gone and barfed on my ten grand Oscar de la Renta wedding gown!"...

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Bush-Hager Wedding in Crawford Texas

Smarmy young republican butt-suck Henry Hager should be careful what he wishes for. Now he's shackled to druken sex-crazed skank Jenna Bush. Maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time. Hell, it beats going over to the war, something no elite sc...

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Jenna Bush says wedding night 'sounds like torture'

Funny story: Jenna Bush says wedding night 'sounds like torture'

The daughter of President George W Bush, Jenna Bush has spoken out about her fears surrounding what may occur on her wedding night.

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