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Funny story: OMG! Jenna Bush Hager's baby is...a Democrat!!

OMG! Jenna Bush Hager's baby is...a Democrat!!

New York - A weird port-wine stain birthmark on baby Margaret Laura 'Mila' Hager's forehead reads Vote Hillary 2016! according to a Hells Kitchen Maternity Hospital source where the birth took place on Saturday night. "Looks like she's inherited G...
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Funny story: Bride Of Predator Chapel Ranch Is Gestating Twins

Bride Of Predator Chapel Ranch Is Gestating Twins

New York - Skull 'N' Bonesmen are cock-a-hoop at news that Dubya's daughter Jenna Bush Hager is up the duff expecting twins. Four years of trying various procedures - including sexual intercourse - see Bonesmen's pinup Jenna and husband Henry Haga...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

ALBANY - There are few privileged children in America and even fewer who have the chance to live in the whitest house of America with a lawn large enough to film a White House reality show if the incumbent president's children actually used it. On...
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Funny story: Jenna Bush Seen With Tiger Woods

Jenna Bush Seen With Tiger Woods

Reports in the tabloids this morning show a series of photos of former President George Bush's married daughter, Jenna, talking with golfer Tiger Woods last night and entering the Dallas Night Club, "Cowboy Bills". So exactly what is going on now?...
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Funny story: Day of natural disasters for Bush twins' birthday

Day of natural disasters for Bush twins' birthday

Texarse - (Pethidine Prophecy): Global reserves of karmic analgesia are virtually depleted Bush twins Jenna and Barbara have been warned. Their 28th birthday tomorrow falls on what Illuminati seers have described as the most disaster prone date of...
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Funny story: Bush twins' lurid emails to Pentagon hacker McKinnon sparked CIA probe

Bush twins' lurid emails to Pentagon hacker McKinnon sparked CIA probe

London - (X-Files Mess): Filthy, explicitly suggestive emails from Bush twins Jenna and Barbara - intercepted by their father's warrantless wiretap program - were responsible for the Pentagon's bust of UFO file hacker Gary McKinnon, an extradition Ap...
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Funny story: Hogroast to celebrate Jenna Bush's first wedding anniversary

Hogroast to celebrate Jenna Bush's first wedding anniversary

Crawford, Texas - (Booze-Sodden Ass Mess): A Mexican-style Predator Chapel Ranch hogwash on this Sunday's Mother's Day promises a lively family celebration for newlyweds Jenna Bush and husband Henry Hager who are celebrating one year of wedded bliss.
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Funny story: Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...
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Funny story: Jenna Bush's Husband Announces Divorce

Jenna Bush's Husband Announces Divorce

After just five days of marriage, the union of President Bush's daughter, Jenna, and 30-year old Henry Chase Hager, has ended.
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Funny story: Helen Thomas Crashes Bush Wedding

Helen Thomas Crashes Bush Wedding

CRAWFORD, TX- Longtime news service reporter Helen Thomas has won the grudging affection of every U.S. president since John F. Kennedy with her disarming bluntness and redeeming wit. The jury is still out, however, on how her latest coup will affect...
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Funny story: Jenna Bush honeymooning on nudist lesbian island resort

Jenna Bush honeymooning on nudist lesbian island resort

Pacific Ocean - (AC/DC Ass Mess): Paparazzi have spotted newlywed Jenna Bush and her husband honeymooning on a tropical island nudist lesbian beach resort.
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Funny story: Jenna Bush Married in Ceremony with Sounds of Skull and Bones and Real Skull at Their Table

Jenna Bush Married in Ceremony with Sounds of Skull and Bones and Real Skull at Their Table

Jenna Bush, 26, the beautiful blond daughter of President Bush was married in a private ceremony, Saturday May 10, 2008 at Mr. Bush's Crawford Ranch near Waco, Texas.
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Funny story: Jenna Bush to lose her virginity

Jenna Bush to lose her virginity

Jenna Bush, the 27 year old daughter to U.S. President George W. Bush, says she is "scared and nervous" about losing her virginity after her wedding to University of Virginia Graduate student Henry Hager.
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Funny story: OMFG! Dad's drunk, Mom psychotic and my wedding dress covered in puke!

OMFG! Dad's drunk, Mom psychotic and my wedding dress covered in puke!

Crawford, Texas - (Shotgun Wedding Mess): "Some asshole's gone and barfed on my ten grand Oscar de la Renta wedding gown!"...
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Funny story: Bush-Hager Wedding in Crawford Texas

Bush-Hager Wedding in Crawford Texas

Smarmy young republican butt-suck Henry Hager should be careful what he wishes for. Now he's shackled to druken sex-crazed skank Jenna Bush. Maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time. Hell, it beats going over to the war, something no elite sc...
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Funny story: Jenna Bush says wedding night 'sounds like torture'

Jenna Bush says wedding night 'sounds like torture'

The daughter of President George W Bush, Jenna Bush has spoken out about her fears surrounding what may occur on her wedding night.
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Funny story: Oscar de la Rent Boy 'thrilled' at Jenna Bush's choice of wedding gown

Oscar de la Rent Boy 'thrilled' at Jenna Bush's choice of wedding gown

Crawford, Texas - (Nuptial Mess): Fabled American couturier Oscar de la Rent Boy is said to be ecstatic at Jenna Bush's cutom-built wedding dress that took his design team over a month to stitch up from start to finish.
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Funny story: Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

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