New York - Skull 'N' Bonesmen are cock-a-hoop at news that Dubya's daughter Jenna Bush Hager is up the duff expecting twins.
Four years of trying various procedures - including sexual intercourse - see Bonesmen's pinup Jenna and husband Henry Haga...
ALBANY - There are few privileged children in America and even fewer who have the chance to live in the whitest house of America with a lawn large enough to film a White House reality show if the incumbent president's children actually used it.
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Reports in the tabloids this morning show a series of photos of former President George Bush's married daughter, Jenna, talking with golfer Tiger Woods last night and entering the Dallas Night Club, "Cowboy Bills".
So exactly what is going on now?...
Texarse - (Pethidine Prophecy): Global reserves of karmic analgesia are virtually depleted Bush twins Jenna and Barbara have been warned.
Their 28th birthday tomorrow falls on what Illuminati seers have described as the most disaster prone date of...
London - (X-Files Mess): Filthy, explicitly suggestive emails from Bush twins Jenna and Barbara - intercepted by their father's warrantless wiretap program - were responsible for the Pentagon's bust of UFO file hacker Gary McKinnon, an extradition Ap...
Crawford, Texas - (Booze-Sodden Ass Mess): A Mexican-style Predator Chapel Ranch hogwash on this Sunday's Mother's Day promises a lively family celebration for newlyweds Jenna Bush and husband Henry Hager who are celebrating one year of wedded bliss.
Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...
After just five days of marriage, the union of President Bush's daughter, Jenna, and 30-year old Henry Chase Hager, has ended.
CRAWFORD, TX- Longtime news service reporter Helen Thomas has won the grudging affection of every U.S. president since John F. Kennedy with her disarming bluntness and redeeming wit. The jury is still out, however, on how her latest coup will affect...
Pacific Ocean - (AC/DC Ass Mess): Paparazzi have spotted newlywed Jenna Bush and her husband honeymooning on a tropical island nudist lesbian beach resort.
Jenna Bush, 26, the beautiful blond daughter of President Bush was married in a private ceremony, Saturday May 10, 2008 at Mr. Bush's Crawford Ranch near Waco, Texas.
Jenna Bush, the 27 year old daughter to U.S. President George W. Bush, says she is "scared and nervous" about losing her virginity after her wedding to University of Virginia Graduate student Henry Hager.
Crawford, Texas - (Shotgun Wedding Mess): "Some asshole's gone and barfed on my ten grand Oscar de la Renta wedding gown!"...
Smarmy young republican butt-suck Henry Hager should be careful what he wishes for. Now he's shackled to druken sex-crazed skank Jenna Bush. Maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time. Hell, it beats going over to the war, something no elite sc...
The daughter of President George W Bush, Jenna Bush has spoken out about her fears surrounding what may occur on her wedding night.
Crawford, Texas - (Nuptial Mess): Fabled American couturier Oscar de la Rent Boy is said to be ecstatic at Jenna Bush's cutom-built wedding dress that took his design team over a month to stitch up from start to finish.
Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...
CRAWFORD, Texas The wedding of President Bush's daughter at his 1,600-acre ranch is the social event of the year in the shit-kickin' Texas town of Crawford.