The human brain has the ability to make even the most boring stories vivid and entertaining, a leading brain scientist claims.
This is because the brain's 'inner voice' can talk over even the most tedious speaker, according to Professor Jens Convo...
Disgraced Prisoner and stealer of other people's ideas Jeffrey Archer has said that the current melt-down at Labour Headquarters is a classic story that he wrote more than 15 years ago.
The waster of trees told us: 'All of this that is happening n...
Plymouth - (Madoff Ponzi Scam Mess): The biggest British naval deployment since the Falklands War has been sent to Brunei to bring back feckless fugitive from justice Prince Jefri Archer.
Ten Royal Navy destroyers, two nuclear-powered submarines...
Famed perjuror Jeffrey Archer has put the cat amongst the Pigeons, by claiming that he was Cherie Blair throughout the times when we all believed him to be in prison.
Hollywood - (ReUterus): Take one wacky self-publicising Hollywood cult exponent and wannabe world redeemer.
Grantchester - (Rotters): Fundamentalist evangelical vandals are being blamed tonight for the theft of a bronze statue of the Naked Good Shepherd, four sheep and a skyclad Virgin Mary doing a handstand from Jeffrey Archer's back garden in Grantch...
Reality TV giants, Endemol, have come up with the ultimate Saturday evening prime-time TV show. It's called a round with Lennox and will be hosted by Ant and Dec.
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's the talk of London's Inner Temple of Mammon: how the Sultan of Brunei's younger brother Prince Jefri Archer went on the rampage in a central London property buying spree only to find the entire portfolio o...
London - (Ass Mess): The Rather Serious Fraud Squad was laughing all the way to the Labour Party sperm-donor bank today following the news that reckless native American gamblers the Seminioles have fallen for the last leg of one of the Met's best...
Disgraced Peer and ex-con Jeffrey Archer is on the come-back trail with his new book.
Clarence House, London SW1 - (ReuterUs & AssoCIAted Mess): Harry 'Hellfire' Mountbatten has admitted to his Zimbabwean girlfriend Chelsy Davy that like his older 'brother' William, he too is an impostor implant impersonating a royal...
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