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'The Human Brain Rewrites "Boring" Speech', Claims Study

Funny story: 'The Human Brain Rewrites "Boring" Speech', Claims Study

The human brain has the ability to make even the most boring stories vivid and entertaining, a leading brain scientist claims. This is because the brain's 'inner voice' can talk over even the most tedious speaker, according to Professor Jens Convo...

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Jeffrey Archer can make this up

Funny story: Jeffrey Archer can make this up

Disgraced Prisoner and stealer of other people's ideas Jeffrey Archer has said that the current melt-down at Labour Headquarters is a classic story that he wrote more than 15 years ago. The waster of trees told us: 'All of this that is happening n...

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Royal Navy's Brunei posse 'to bring back Prince Jefri Archer'

Funny story: Royal Navy's Brunei posse 'to bring back Prince Jefri Archer'

Plymouth - (Madoff Ponzi Scam Mess): The biggest British naval deployment since the Falklands War has been sent to Brunei to bring back feckless fugitive from justice Prince Jefri Archer. Ten Royal Navy destroyers, two nuclear-powered submarines...

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Jeffrey Archer - My Life as Cherie Blair

Funny story: Jeffrey Archer - My Life as Cherie Blair

Famed perjuror Jeffrey Archer has put the cat amongst the Pigeons, by claiming that he was Cherie Blair throughout the times when we all believed him to be in prison.

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Cruise to star in Archer's Who Framed Judas movie

Funny story: Cruise to star in Archer's Who Framed Judas movie

Hollywood - (ReUterus): Take one wacky self-publicising Hollywood cult exponent and wannabe world redeemer.

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Vandals steal Naked Good Shepherd from Jeffrey Archer's garden

Funny story: Vandals steal Naked Good Shepherd from Jeffrey Archer's garden

Grantchester - (Rotters): Fundamentalist evangelical vandals are being blamed tonight for the theft of a bronze statue of the Naked Good Shepherd, four sheep and a skyclad Virgin Mary doing a handstand from Jeffrey Archer's back garden in Grantch...

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Lennox Lewis To Return To The Ring

Funny story: Lennox Lewis To Return To The Ring

Reality TV giants, Endemol, have come up with the ultimate Saturday evening prime-time TV show. It's called a round with Lennox and will be hosted by Ant and Dec.

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Sultan of Brunei up the swanee

Funny story: Sultan of Brunei up the swanee

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's the talk of London's Inner Temple of Mammon: how the Sultan of Brunei's younger brother Prince Jefri Archer went on the rampage in a central London property buying spree only to find the entire portfolio o...

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Archer perjury corrals Seminoles into bankruptcy sting

Funny story: Archer perjury corrals Seminoles into bankruptcy sting

London - (Ass Mess): The Rather Serious Fraud Squad was laughing all the way to the Labour Party sperm-donor bank today following the news that reckless native American gamblers the Seminioles have fallen for the last leg of one of the Met's best...

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First Among Equals?

Funny story: First Among Equals?

Disgraced Peer and ex-con Jeffrey Archer is on the come-back trail with his new book.

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Hellfire Harry tells girlfriend that Jeffrey Archer is his real dad

Funny story: Hellfire Harry tells girlfriend that Jeffrey Archer is his real dad

Clarence House, London SW1 - (ReuterUs & AssoCIAted Mess): Harry 'Hellfire' Mountbatten has admitted to his Zimbabwean girlfriend Chelsy Davy that like his older 'brother' William, he too is an impostor implant impersonating a royal...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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