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Funny story:  Jedward do Wham!  It's like having two Andrew Ridgeleys.
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Jedward do Wham! It's like having two Andrew Ridgeleys.

Poor old J- and -edward, they can't do a thing right. Just because they aren't the best singers in the X-Factor finals doesn't mean they can't entertain us! Actually, the reason they can't entertain us is because they aren't the best entertainers i...
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Jedward Will NEVER Play Support For The Bonkettes

Stunning news just emerging from the PR HQ of top Brit girl band The Bonkettes suggests that Jedward, Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes, of the vertical hairstyles, a bit like boxing promoter Don King, but different, WILL NEVER SUPPORT THE BONKE...
Funny story:  The X-Factor: Jedward Will Lose Says PM!
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The X-Factor: Jedward Will Lose Says PM!

A last minute prediction by Prime Minister Gordon Brown has reached the ears of the Irish twins, John and Edward. They say they will put everything into it to see that Mr. Brown is wrong. "That just gives us an extra incentive, doesn't it?" stated...
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X-Factor Jedward Terrify Taliban Into Surrender

Jedward lads John and Edward Grimes are offering to join the British army and go to Afghanistan to entertain the troops. But after Commanding Officers combined and begged them to reconsider, they have decided to give their vocals one more X-factor...
Funny story:  Jedward in "Milli Vanilli" scam shock
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Jedward in "Milli Vanilli" scam shock

If you, like many thousands of other mentally retarded TV viewers thought that Scrotal lesions John and Edward gave their best performance "ever" on last Saturday's fi-X Factor, then stand by to be SHOCKED to your very core. It may not have been t...
Funny story:  Jedward Join Deadwood In Bedford
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Jedward Join Deadwood In Bedford

It has been sensationally revealed that to coincide with the formation of the, I feel, quite amusing headline, Jedward have been asked to appear in the long awaited new episode of American wild west adventure Deadwood. Long since thought to be fin...

Funny story:  Cowell uses Nazi chestnut
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Cowell uses Nazi chestnut

Beleaguered Pop Svengali Simon Cowell is still reeling this weekend following the titanic outpouring of righteous indignation from the great British Public about his "Fix" Factor decisions. Cowell, 87, actually attempted to apologise in last night...
Funny story:  Jedward Confound Critics
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Jedward Confound Critics

Jedward, Irish twins from Dublin, John and Edward Grimes, tonight confounded their many critics on the X-Factor show by turning a thoroughly unexpected and wholly professional performance in a Queen themed special. Jedward turned in a damned good...

Funny story:  Jedward paternity: Wobbie Williams responsible?
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Jedward paternity: Wobbie Williams responsible?

London - (Chromosome X-Why? Fucter): The hair-raising tribute act could well be a greasy chip off the well-oiled Williams block if DNA stories are to be believed. This weekend the doolally-duo's manager has denied any links to Wobbie, whose featu...
Funny story:  Elton John To Adopt Jedward
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Elton John To Adopt Jedward

As everyone knows, Elton John and David Furnish have been thinking about adopting a little boy. They'd pinned their hopes on little Lev from the Ukraine but it now appears there are too many technical problems involving the law concerning Elton's ag...

Funny story:  X-Factor Jedward Stayed Overnight With Michael Jackson At Neverland
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X-Factor Jedward Stayed Overnight With Michael Jackson At Neverland

Private Investigators looking into the Visitors' Book at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch have turned up the names of John and Edward Grimes. Last night it was disclosed that two twin boys with 'tall' hair stayed three nights at the Ranch when the...
Funny story:  Jedward Loved By Robbie Williams, Labeled "Bozos" By Gordon Brown
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Jedward Loved By Robbie Williams, Labeled "Bozos" By Gordon Brown

The controversial twins, John and Edward or Jedward are all over the news and some are jumping on the bandwagon while others seem to gag. Singer Robbie Williams, a controversial figure himself, stated on a radio program that he loves the guys.

Funny story:  Freddie Mercury Proclaims X-Factor Jedward Are GAY!
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Freddie Mercury Proclaims X-Factor Jedward Are GAY!

This morning the heavens opened and a mighty voice boomed forth. It pronounced - "Jedward! Yes you two with the tall hair and tight bums! John and Edward Grimes. I declare you both to be GAY". It was the unmistakable voice of the great Freddie...
Funny story:  X-Factor Combat Anti-Gay Jedward Backlash
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X-Factor Combat Anti-Gay Jedward Backlash

Homophobic BNP supporters are threatening to target Jedward in the belief that the twins have become the new icon of the Gay Mafia. John and Edward Grimes, with their 'tall' hair and fresh-faced looks have attracted an army of underage teeny-weeny...

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