"Yes, it's true I am a Jedi Knight", David Cameron told a packed House of Commons. "The UK is a Jedi Knight country; and we should not be afraid to say so. Let me make it perfectly clear; as a Jedi I am bound to a code of morality and justice".
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The most egalitarian psychic medium on the planet, Derek Acorah, has adopted the Jedi faith as his own in a public knighting ceremony on Tuesday.
The medium, who has been seeing dead people since he was eight, and was the inspiration for the film...
Tatoomein - Today as the double son/daugter rose and got out of bed, siamese twins Luke Pissgum Skywalker and sister Leia Pissgum Skywalker decided to call on their Jedi mentor Yoga.
"Mocked you are, respect you are not, no more you fairest in all the land," chortled Yoga.
"But Yoga," replied Luke, "We defeated Lord Vapor and his merry men in green tights and we even destroyed a Yoko Ono con...
Following a rash of insults, negative encounters with governmental agencies and physical attacks in public, the Church founded on the fictional Jedi faith of Star Wars fame is considering disbanding.
Jedi Cleric, Banal Fiber claims that the genera...
Druidry is to become the first pagan practice to be given official recognition as a religion.
The Charity Commission has accepted that druids' worship of spirits arising from the natural world could be seen as a religious activity. Many Jedi mast...
Every ten years, the UK does a Census of it's population, with the next one due in 2011. Already Farcebook groups are springing up to derail the process.
In the previous Census, there was a move towards having Jedi installed as a recognised religi...
A Jedi knight has confessed to being a police officer in his spare time. Obi Wan Kenobi shocked fellow delegates at the annual Jedi conference in Dundee with his announcement. He stood before them and said "I like being a police officer. This is no l...
Rod Blagojevich has been ousted as Illinois governor after being convicted of going over to the Dark Side, and subsequently using his gubernatorial and eBay Seller powers for Evil Intent.
He is also accused of having the lowest eBay Feedback Rat...
Hollywood--Non-Oscar winner and space cadet Tom Cruise has announced that he is leaving the controversial Church of Scientology to explore a new religion: The Force.
Crappers In Little Whinging Surrey a new Jedi Temple is being proposed at the town council. The design of the temple is exactly like the one in Star Wars "The Phantom Menace". The four spires will be sixty stories tall and the middle spire...
Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.
(Coruscant)- Jedi Council meetings were disrupted today when a human disguised as Master Yoda entered the room and took the Jedi's place. The other Jedi knew something was amiss when the imposter began to speak in normal English sentence patterns (s...
Ahead of his first meeting (as Prime Minister) with US President G W Bush, Gordon Brown has revealed the secret tactics he will employ in order to try and claw back some dignity and self respect for Britain: he will attempt to assert himself during t...
London, ASS - Press: - More police officers are to be armed with Light Sabres under plans revealed by the Home Secretary.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tatooine - Marshall Brain has finally explained how a light saber works. People have been wondering for over a decade why everyone in Star Wars and on Earth, for that matter, doesn't have a light saber.
(Dagoba System, ??) April 28, 2004-...