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Funny story: Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

The Fox network (not actually run by a small woodland dwelling animal as previously thought) has commissioned a new TV series based in Gotham city! The place of course were everyone's favourite "Dark Knight" resides, unfortunately Batman will not be...
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Funny story: David Cameron: "I am a Jedi Knight"

David Cameron: "I am a Jedi Knight"

"Yes, it's true I am a Jedi Knight", David Cameron told a packed House of Commons. "The UK is a Jedi Knight country; and we should not be afraid to say so. Let me make it perfectly clear; as a Jedi I am bound to a code of morality and justice". In...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah becomes a Jedi

Derek Acorah becomes a Jedi

The most egalitarian psychic medium on the planet, Derek Acorah, has adopted the Jedi faith as his own in a public knighting ceremony on Tuesday. The medium, who has been seeing dead people since he was eight, and was the inspiration for the film...
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Funny story: Part 1: Jedi Knight Attack The Spoof Alliance and Deaf Star

Part 1: Jedi Knight Attack The Spoof Alliance and Deaf Star

Tatoomein - Today as the double son/daugter rose and got out of bed, siamese twins Luke Pissgum Skywalker and sister Leia Pissgum Skywalker decided to call on their Jedi mentor Yoga. "Mocked you are, respect you are not, no more you fairest in all the land," chortled Yoga. "But Yoga," replied Luke, "We defeated Lord Vapor and his merry men in green tights and we even destroyed a Yoko Ono con...
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Funny story: Church of Jediism Falls on Hard Times

Church of Jediism Falls on Hard Times

Following a rash of insults, negative encounters with governmental agencies and physical attacks in public, the Church founded on the fictional Jedi faith of Star Wars fame is considering disbanding. Jedi Cleric, Banal Fiber claims that the genera...
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Funny story: Druidry to be classed as religion. Jedi next?

Druidry to be classed as religion. Jedi next?

Druidry is to become the first pagan practice to be given official recognition as a religion. The Charity Commission has accepted that druids' worship of spirits arising from the natural world could be seen as a religious activity. Many Jedi mast...
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Funny story: UK Census 2011 Hits Internet

UK Census 2011 Hits Internet

Every ten years, the UK does a Census of it's population, with the next one due in 2011. Already Farcebook groups are springing up to derail the process. In the previous Census, there was a move towards having Jedi installed as a recognised religi...
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Funny story: Jedi Knight Confesses To Being Police Officer In Spare Time

Jedi Knight Confesses To Being Police Officer In Spare Time

A Jedi knight has confessed to being a police officer in his spare time. Obi Wan Kenobi shocked fellow delegates at the annual Jedi conference in Dundee with his announcement. He stood before them and said "I like being a police officer. This is no l...
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Funny story: Illinois governor guilty of abuse; eBay violations; pandering to the Dark Side

Illinois governor guilty of abuse; eBay violations; pandering to the Dark Side

Rod Blagojevich has been ousted as Illinois governor after being convicted of going over to the Dark Side, and subsequently using his gubernatorial and eBay Seller powers for Evil Intent. He is also accused of having the lowest eBay Feedback Rat...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Leaves Church of Scientology to Become Jedi

Tom Cruise Leaves Church of Scientology to Become Jedi

Hollywood--Non-Oscar winner and space cadet Tom Cruise has announced that he is leaving the controversial Church of Scientology to explore a new religion: The Force.
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Funny story: New Jedi Temple to be Built in Surrey UK

New Jedi Temple to be Built in Surrey UK

Crappers In Little Whinging Surrey a new Jedi Temple is being proposed at the town council. The design of the temple is exactly like the one in Star Wars "The Phantom Menace". The four spires will be sixty stories tall and the middle spire...
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Funny story: McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.
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Funny story: Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

Man Aressted for Impersonating Jedi Master Yoda

(Coruscant)- Jedi Council meetings were disrupted today when a human disguised as Master Yoda entered the room and took the Jedi's place. The other Jedi knew something was amiss when the imposter began to speak in normal English sentence patterns (s...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown To Use Jedi Mind Control During First Meeting With Bush

Gordon Brown To Use Jedi Mind Control During First Meeting With Bush

Ahead of his first meeting (as Prime Minister) with US President G W Bush, Gordon Brown has revealed the secret tactics he will employ in order to try and claw back some dignity and self respect for Britain: he will attempt to assert himself during t...
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Funny story: Light Sabres to be issued to non-Jedi Police, Jedi Council in uproar!

Light Sabres to be issued to non-Jedi Police, Jedi Council in uproar!

London, ASS - Press: - More police officers are to be armed with Light Sabres under plans revealed by the Home Secretary.
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Funny story: Light Saber Explained

Light Saber Explained

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tatooine - Marshall Brain has finally explained how a light saber works. People have been wondering for over a decade why everyone in Star Wars and on Earth, for that matter, doesn't have a light saber.
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Funny story: Jedi Master Accused Of Sex Crimes.

Jedi Master Accused Of Sex Crimes.

(Dagoba System, ??) April 28, 2004-...
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