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Funny story: Bush & Brother In Secret Death Cult

Bush & Brother In Secret Death Cult

After exhaustive research I have discovered that many prominent American politicians, leaders, and officials belong to a secret society called "Keres." In ancient Greece, violent death was the domain of Thanatos (god of death) and the blood-craving s...
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Funny story: Jeb _______ of the ______ Dynasty Announces His Bid for President

Jeb _______ of the ______ Dynasty Announces His Bid for President

MIAMI, FL-John Ellis "Jeb" _______, brother of George W. ______, son of George H. W. ______, and the grandson of Senator Prescott S. ________, today announced that he would run for president of the United States because, he boomed, "I'm running becau...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush also mispronounces nuclear

Jeb Bush also mispronounces nuclear

Just outside room 219, a large composed group of media personnel appeared to question Nurse Draw. She confirmed that Jeb Bush, had authorized his medical records be opened to the public. The previous night, asked if he mispronounced the word "nucl...
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Funny story: Jeb denies he is related to any other Bush

Jeb denies he is related to any other Bush

Today, Jeb Bush threw his hat into the ring and someone threw it back at him. "You," the man in his twenties wearing boots, jeans, and snuggling underwear, said, "look better in it than I do." Jeb looked at him, smiled, and said, "You're right,...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Immigration - Favors Driver's Licenses For Immigrants With Limitiations

Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Immigration - Favors Driver's Licenses For Immigrants With Limitiations

Des Moines, Iowa - In response to Hillary Clinton's recent move left on immigration, seen in her promise to take executive action if elected President to grant citizenship to illegals currently in the nation, Jeb Bush yesterday staked out a position...
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Funny story: Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Flip Flop - Now Favors Corn Holing

Jeb Bush Flip Flop - Now Favors Corn Holing

Des Moines, IA - As Governor of Florida, he said one thing, but now that he's fighting for the Republican Presidential nomination in Iowa, Jeb Bush, the brother of former President George w. Bush, is saying another - that he thinks "corn holing" is g...
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Funny story: Four GOP Presidential Hopefuls Drown While Testing the Waters for 2016

Four GOP Presidential Hopefuls Drown While Testing the Waters for 2016

Across the nation, four GOP presidential hopefuls drowned this week while testing the waters for the 2016 presidential run. Mitt Romney, according to nearby witnesses, drowned outside his residence in San Diego, CA, while taking a morning dip in t...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Hopes To Become Second Dumbest President In Nation's History

Jeb Bush Hopes To Become Second Dumbest President In Nation's History

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush on Tuesday took his most definitive step yet toward a bid for the White House, announcing "I hope to become the second dumbest president in the history of our great nation." Bush said he plans t...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.

Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.

To Jeb Bush, brother of George. W. Bush on his announcement to stand for the presidency of the U.S., numerous greetings and best wishes have been flooding in. Well-wishers include Halliburton, Citibank, Chase Bank, World Bank, Barclay's Bank, the...
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Funny story: Can Jeb Bush, "Romney Lite," Be The GOP Nominee?

Can Jeb Bush, "Romney Lite," Be The GOP Nominee?

Jeb Bush, the former Governor of Florida and George's brother, yesterday visited John McCain. According to an aide, who did not want his name made public, Bush asked McCain how he could run for President without pandering to the party's ultra conser...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Derides GOP Vagina Envy, Says He's Satisfied With What He Has In His Pants

Jeb Bush Derides GOP Vagina Envy, Says He's Satisfied With What He Has In His Pants

Jeb Bush believes he's the only male Republican contender for president who doesn't have vagina envy, and admits he's not very well-versed on the female anatomy, making him a more oafishly appealing candidate to women. "Don't have one, don't want...
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Funny story: Country On High Alert As Bush Family Threatens U.S. With Yet Another Bush In The White House

Country On High Alert As Bush Family Threatens U.S. With Yet Another Bush In The White House

News sources have concurred that not one, but two other members of the Bush family are threatening to seek political seats in 2016. The same family who brought you Bush I, Iraq War I and Bush the Second, Iraq War II are going to continue their assaul...
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Funny story: Florida Implements An Amazing New Teenage Curfew

Florida Implements An Amazing New Teenage Curfew

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - The state of Florida has decided that in order to prevent anymore senseless acts of violence [i.e. The George Zimmerman case] it will be putting into effect a new curfew which will apply to anyone between the ages of 8 and 21.
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Funny story: Jeb Bush stands by his banana fritters recipe

Jeb Bush stands by his banana fritters recipe

Tallahassee, Fla - Controversy still rages over the 1998 gubernatorial bake-off that saw Jeb Bush's yummy snacks unfairly dubbed as nothing more than cheapskate yellowcake. A letter to the influential Floridian True Grits cookery magazine claims e...
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Funny story: President Jeb Bush Inaugurated

President Jeb Bush Inaugurated

Washington DC: It's a bright sunny January day in the city, as President Elect Jeb Bush and his VP Elect John McCain approach the podium to be sworn in. Outgoing President Barack Obama and VP Joe Biden are already present. In attendance are Senate...
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Funny story: Bush Sr. Apologizes to Nation: "It shoulda' been Jeb!

Bush Sr. Apologizes to Nation: "It shoulda' been Jeb!

Kennebunkport, Me/ Shipping News - In a moving and highly emotional impromptu news conference, former President George Herbert Walker Bush, apologized for his son, current President George W. "It should have been Jeb, it should have been Jeb," t...
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Funny story: McCain Picks Jeb Bush for VP

McCain Picks Jeb Bush for VP

Tallahassee, Florida (IPP) - John McCain startled the political world today when he picked Jeb Bush to be his Vice Presidential candidate. Jeb Bush is the brother of George W. Bush and was the last governor of Florida. Jeb has been staying in Ta...
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Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday

At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.
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