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Jazzed About Jazz

Jazz (the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender teenage girl, not the music genre) was born in 2000 or 2001, somewhere along then. Supposedly, she's a "YouTube personality," whatever that means. She's best known for wearing rainbow-colored clothing and being a Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender teenage girl. Ba Ba Wa Wa interviewed her on 20 Ditto, a television news magazine, whatever that is, broadc...

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Lady Gaga Rips Out Tony Bennett's Rotator Cuff

Funny story: Lady Gaga Rips Out Tony Bennett's Rotator Cuff

New York, NY - Crooner Icon, Tony Bennett, had to undergo emergency rotator cuff surgery on his right shoulder this week, and reps for the 89-year-old singer are squarely blaming new sidekick, Lady Gaga, for the debilitating ailment. The two singers...

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Clinton scoops Lifetime Achievement Award from Felonious Monk Institute

Funny story: Clinton scoops Lifetime Achievement Award from Felonious Monk Institute

Washington - A think tank commemorating thieving Russian monk Grigori Rasputin is to honor Bill Clinton with a lifetime achievement award. The bent shaman famously hypnotised the Tsar's relations into handing over millions of dollars-worth of pre...

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Woody Allen Victim of Exploding E-Cigar

Funny story: Woody Allen Victim of Exploding E-Cigar

Actor and Producer Woody Allen was apparently the victim of a joke but no one will admit to having pulled it off. Knowing Woody's curiosity, some of his band mates (he plays clarinet with some friends) were discussing how great the new e-cigarett...

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Romney and Ryan Hit The Road Again..... For Music Tour

Funny story: Romney and Ryan Hit The Road Again..... For Music Tour

Presidential candidate Mitt "Ragtime" Romney and his VP running mate Paul "Slowhand" Ryan are once again jumping in the bus and heading out onto the highways of the United States of America. However, what is more surprising, is that this time they...

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Fergie Fury At Comments On Chelsea Loss

Funny story: Fergie Fury At Comments On Chelsea Loss

Sir Alex Ferguson has launched a furious attack on BBC's Match Of The Day pundit Mark "Lauro" Laurensen after the latter made derogatory comments about Chelsea Loss, grand daughter of Joe Loss, Britain's greatest ever bandleader. Chelsea has kept her...

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Tunisian Officials Blame American Jazz for Recent Woes

Funny story: Tunisian Officials Blame American Jazz for Recent Woes

Struggling to bring order to what has been described by political analysts and local reporters to be a "civil war torn country", Tunisian officials still loyal to deposed president Zine al-Abinidine Ben Ali, have now blamed American Jazz for the coun...

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Jazz Mag To Be Laminated

Funny story: Jazz Mag To Be Laminated

In a world first, infamous jazz mag Reader Wives is to be laminated. In a statement, whilst holding his breath, PR executive Geoff Fuigg of porn barons Paul Raymond blabbed "Readers Wives is a world renowned adult magazine, which give a copious am...

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Palin Mixes Musical Metaphors - Calls Scat 'Crap' at Black Musical Heritage Awards

Funny story: Palin Mixes Musical Metaphors - Calls Scat 'Crap' at Black Musical Heritage Awards

Heebie Jeebies, Mississippi - In a brave attempt to woo Black voters away from Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, Sarah Palin agreed to appear at the prestigious Black Musical Heritage Awards show. Fresh from her recent appearanc...

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Jazz Man Bill 'Swinging' Gates Mourned

Funny story: Jazz Man Bill 'Swinging' Gates Mourned

Legendary drummer Bill 'Swinging' Gates has died from complications of 5/4 time.

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Thought For The Day With Tony Blair

Funny story: Thought For The Day With Tony Blair

When I heard yesterday of the death of boogie-woogie jazz pianist Oscar Peterson, it brought to mind the words attributed to Thomas More in Bolt's play "A Man for All Seasons", when he was threatened with that imposter death by the Duke of Norfolk. "Death comes for us all my Lords, yes even for kings he comes." And I thought: "Yo, even for the maharaja mutha of the key...

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Belgian Jazz War Continues

Funny story: Belgian Jazz War Continues

The ferocious fighting in Belgium has continued into its twenty first day as chocolate making militia attack jazz musicians who are currently defending the capital, Brussels.

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What A Wonderful Woild

Funny story: What A Wonderful Woild

Big Geno's Chop House on Bourbon Street New Orleans looks set to become a Mecca to Jazz fans from around the world.

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Charlie Brown Issues In New Jazz Age

Funny story: Charlie Brown Issues In New Jazz Age

Piano teachers across America have reported a surge in the amount of children that are signing up for music lessons. Ever since the Charlie Brown Christmas Special aired for the 46th consecutive year last week, kids of all ages have been signing up f...

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Menzies fingers Mingus

Funny story: Menzies fingers Mingus

Menzies Campbell has today pulled out of the race for the Liberal Democrat leadership after admitting to having fingered jazz legend Charles Mingus. 'I've always enjoyed his loose bass-oriented rhythms' said the experienced MP for Fife No...

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Ernie and Bert: "Jazz-Hands" Gay

After many years of speculation, the true nature and orientation of the relationship between two of the entertainment industry's most prolific performers is finally known -- Sesame Street's Ernie and Bert are "jazz-hands gay.

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Look Out, Here Comes Jazz Idol!

Funny story: Look Out, Here Comes Jazz Idol!

If you're a jazz aficionado, then this show's for you.

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