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New Law Protects Jay Z and Beyoncé

Funny story: New Law Protects Jay Z and Beyoncé

Free speech is to take a back seat as stating something unpleasant or publishing a negative comment about shit-hot super-couple Jay-Z and Beyoncé is to become a criminal offence. Due to the incident surrounding Beyoncé's sister Solange, the couple...

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Jay-Z Forced to Rewrite "99 Problems" After Sister-in-Law Becomes Number 100

Funny story: Jay-Z Forced to Rewrite "99 Problems" After Sister-in-Law Becomes Number 100

New York City - Famous rapper Jay-Z thought he had it made. Married to one of the most famous people in the world, singer Beyonce, the wordsmith has been enjoying life since 2004 when he announced he only had ninety-nine problems. That is hundreds le...

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Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Miley Cyrus is livid after hearing that Beyonce attacked her by calling her a peckerhead. Beyonce also stated that the reason why Miley has turned into such a spoiled brat is because she basic...

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Beyonce Very Mad At The Hateful Comment Miley Cyrus Made About Her Baby

Funny story: Beyonce Very Mad At The Hateful Comment Miley Cyrus Made About Her Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce is livid with Miley Cyrus and she has said that the little spoiled brat needs to behave herself and stop acting like the female version of Justin Bieber. Beyonce talked with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine and said that sh...

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Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

Funny story: Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna has always said that she greatly admires Beyonce and she considers her to be a big sister, but big sister is very angry with her Caribbean little sista. It seems that Beyonce has noticed that Ri-Ri is getting carried away in...

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Jay-Z and Beyonce Announce Their Brand New Female Product

Funny story: Jay-Z and Beyonce Announce Their Brand New Female Product

NEW YORK CITY - Jay-Z recently stated why it is that he sold his interest in the NBA Brooklyn Nets. He said that he wants to dedicate more time to his and Beyonce's newly developed product. The product is called Do Rags For The Sistas. Jay-Z sa...

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Jay-Z To Sell His Ownership In the Brooklyn Nets

Funny story: Jay-Z To Sell His Ownership In the Brooklyn Nets

BROOKLYN - Hip hop rapper Shawn Carter, better known as Jay-Z, has just announced that he has decided to sell his ownership share in the NBA Brooklyn Nets. Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti recently sat down with the hip hop rapper...

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Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

Funny story: Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

HAVANA, Cuba - A lot of U.S. politicians are not happy with the trip that Beyonce and her hip hop husband Jay-Z took to Cuba. They noted that former Cuban president Fidel Castro is still considered to be one of the most hated leaders of the entire...

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Cuban Lawmakers Critical of Musician's Visit

Funny story: Cuban Lawmakers Critical of Musician's Visit

Two Cuban lawmakers are expressing "displeasure" over a trip to the United States this week by Cuban musical comedy stars Ricky Ricardo and Lucy Ricardo. The two reportedly traveled to the United States to mark their sixtieth wedding anniversary.

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Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron To Star In Nemo The Blizzard

Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron To Star In Nemo The Blizzard

HOLLYWOOD - Executives for Lions Face Films have just informed the entertainment media that production will soon begin on the movie Nemo The Blizzard. The motion picture will be shot on location in Boston as soon as production crews can get to the...

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Britney Spears Is Very Upset With Beyonce

Funny story: Britney Spears Is Very Upset With Beyonce

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The recently fired X-Factor judge Britney Spears is reportedly extremely angry at fellow singer Beyonce. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Spears told The Views Whoopi Goldberg that she does not appreciate Beyon...

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Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Funny story: Robert De Niro Heartbroken After He Is Snubbed By Jay-Z

Tribeca neighbors, Robert De Niro and Jay-Z allegedly had a heated verbal exchange at a recent birthday party for Leonardo DiCaprio, resulting in De Niro's bottom lip wobbling on several occasions and ending with him staring into space before asking...

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Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

Funny story: Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce has lost all of her baby weight and then some. Even Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West mentioned that the new mama looks as fine as kiwi wine. Beyonce, was recently informed by YoDelle Denzel St. Bling, with Afro Sheen...

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A Pregnant Beyonce Shows She's Not Just Another Pretty Face

Funny story: A Pregnant Beyonce Shows She's Not Just Another Pretty Face

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce danced a little and lip synced a lot, like most performers, and after her performance at The 28th Annual MTV Music Video Awards Show she picked up her blouse and showed her baby bump which really amounted to a little bump the size...

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Beyonce Stops After 3 Months of Non-Stop Dancing to Have Pregnancy Test on MTV VMA's

Funny story: Beyonce Stops After 3 Months of Non-Stop Dancing to Have Pregnancy Test on MTV VMA's

Global superstar Beyonce was finally able to stop dancing for 30 seconds to accept a quick pregnancy test on the stage of MTV's VMA's. Jay Z her rapster husband has been desperate to confirm whether she is pregnant, having not able to get his wife to...

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Beyonce Announces Pregnancy Story To Cover Up 'Gorging' Allegations

Funny story: Beyonce Announces Pregnancy Story To Cover Up 'Gorging' Allegations

Pop singer Beyonce Knowles has made an astonishing claim that she is pregnant, after months of speculation that she might be overweight. The R&B star, 29, used her hands to frame, what she called, her "baby bump" under a loose-fitting dress as...

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Jay Z's has more than 99 problems

Funny story: Jay Z's has more than 99 problems

Cocksure rap star and Oasis offender Jay Z has reportedly broken down after news that his 99 problems have now expanded to 101. Famed for stating 'A bitch ain't one' of his problems the rapper, real name Shawn Carter is reportedly running scared a...

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Beyonce's Having A Baby!

Funny story: Beyonce's Having A Baby!

Breaking news - if reports are to be believed, Beyonce, of 'Single Ladies' fame is apparently expecting a delivery by the stork and eagerly anticipating the patter of tiny feet. The singer, and husband Jay-Z are said to be delighted by the news, b...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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