Italy (the toe part) - The Italian Navy towed a gleaming white mega-yacht into port, allegedly belonging to rap mogul Jay Z and Pop Star wife Beyonce, for allegedly trying to smuggle more than fifty refugees into Europe, authorities say.
Two Cuban lawmakers are expressing "displeasure" over a trip to the United States this week by Cuban musical comedy stars Ricky Ricardo and Lucy Ricardo.
The two reportedly traveled to the United States to mark their sixtieth wedding anniversary.
The fact that Beyonce Knowles today had an original idea left the showbiz elite in La La Land in tatters.
"I don't believe a word of this," Shakira told me. "That woman's been imitating me since at least the year 2002."
Jennifer Lopez joined in...
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