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Funny story:  IRS Rules Out Misspeaking on Tax Returns

IRS Rules Out Misspeaking on Tax Returns

In the wake of the recent NY Times editorial and a host of government officials insisting that the President "misspoke" on twenty nine separate occasions when he said, "If you like your health plan you can keep it, period, no matter what, end of sent...
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Funny story:  White House Admits Employing the Carney Automaton

White House Admits Employing the Carney Automaton

Following weeks of heated rumors and speculation the White House issued a press release admitting that Presidential Apologist Jay Carney is not actually human, but is an early prototype of a new line of talking-points press robots. The discovery foll...
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Funny story:  Something Phony Happened on the Way to the Forum

Something Phony Happened on the Way to the Forum

Following Mr. Obama's declaration that all of the controversies abounding in his second term are clumsy, manufactured, "phony," scandals dreamed up by Republicans, Rush Limbaugh returned the favor and accused the President of being a phony president.
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Funny story:  Edward Snowden Takes Refuge in Benghazi

Edward Snowden Takes Refuge in Benghazi

NSA leaker Edward Snowden can breath a sigh of relief after President Obama declared he would not scramble fighter jets to capture Snowden, shortly after learning Snowden had moved to Benghazi. "It's just a place the President would rather ignore...
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Funny story:  Obama Caught on Open Mike, Again!

Obama Caught on Open Mike, Again!

Evoking an eerie sense of déjà vu, the President was once again caught seemingly unaware that he was speaking into an open microphone, apparently concealed beneath his omnipresent teleprompter. "Democrats will be killed in the mid-terms, once busines...
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Funny story:  "We're Not Listening to Your Phone Conversations, Idiots!"

"We're Not Listening to Your Phone Conversations, Idiots!"

Obama administration spokesperson, Jay Carney, sent this tweet from the White House to all of his followers on Twitter, signaling his own and the Administration's weariness with the waves of unwarranted criticism it has experienced in recent weeks ov...
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Funny story:  Pres. Obama Delivers Nine-and-One-Half Minutes of Maniacal Laughter During State of the Union Address

Pres. Obama Delivers Nine-and-One-Half Minutes of Maniacal Laughter During State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON, DC - In a bold attempt to silence his critics, U.S. President Barack Obama delivered a nine-and-one-half minute bout of non-stop maniacal laughter during this past Tuesday evening's "State of the Union" address. The laughter - te...
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Funny story:  Pres. Obama 'Grounds' Imaginary Son for Excessive Masturbation

Pres. Obama 'Grounds' Imaginary Son for Excessive Masturbation

WASHINGTON, DC - It would seem that Chap is in the national doghouse once more as President Barack Obama announced to the White House press corps that he's grounded the "if I had a son" once more for participating in a public masturbating contest...
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Funny story:  Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon States The UN is Leaving The US

Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon States The UN is Leaving The US

New York-- Today in New York, Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon held a press conference to discuss the status of the United Nations and how it is handling the crisis' plaguing the world. UNSYG Ki-Moon took to the podium and expr...
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Funny story:  Newt Gingrich Demands That Obama's Head Be Hermetically Sealed And Frozen

Newt Gingrich Demands That Obama's Head Be Hermetically Sealed And Frozen

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a last minute face saving development, Newt Gingrich demanded that President Obama's head be put into a hermetically sealed bubble so that flies wouldn't mistake it for an over ripe pumpkin during Presidential debates this fall.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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