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Funny story: Jason Statham is the Accountant

Jason Statham is the Accountant

Jason Statham, the thinking Woman's Danny Dyer is said to be taking on a new acting challenge in his latest Block-Buster, playing an accountant, called James Woods in his new release 'The Accountant'. The balding star of such films as 'Straight to...
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Funny story: Coming January 28, 2011: Lock, Stock And Two Balding Mechanics

Coming January 28, 2011: Lock, Stock And Two Balding Mechanics

For 2011, the hottest movie from Xerox Guy Ritchie Studios will be is "Lock, Stock And Two Balding Mechanics", starring Jason Statham and Ben Foster, the Down's Syndrome sufferer who played Angel in the X-Men movies. It is a remake of a Charles Bronson film that no one alive today ever watched. Spoiler Alert! London? Avi: Eighty-six carats. Rosebud: Where? Avi: London. Rosebud: London...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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