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74 year-old Ninja cat burglar faster than Japanese police!

Funny story: 74 year-old Ninja cat burglar faster than Japanese police!

Osaka, Japan: A spate of robberies bamboozled Japanese police in Osaka as every time the cat burglar struck he was so fast nobody could catch him! Dressed in a Ninja outfit, the police thought he must be an upset Ninja warrior frustrated at not be...

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Obama Contemplated Replacing Biden in 2012 Campaign Because "He Never Flushes His Shit"

Funny story: Obama Contemplated Replacing Biden in 2012 Campaign Because "He Never Flushes His Shit"

Leaked Galleys from Taking Fire For Talking Points, Jay Carney's tell-all memoir of his time as President Obama's press secretary, show that Obama wanted to dump Joe Biden from the Democratic ticket for the 2012 election because Biden never flushed t...

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Closeup Photos Show That Saturn Does Not Have A Ring Around It, But Mercury Does

Funny story: Closeup Photos Show That Saturn Does Not Have A Ring Around It, But Mercury Does

NEW YORK CITY - A team of the world's leading space scientists have just disproved the commonly held belief that the planet Saturn has a ring around it. Team leader Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich stated that for decades everyone has believed that Satur...

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The true story of Marvel Comics' Wolverine

Wolverine was born in Canada. He has no mother; his father, Marvel artist Len Wein, is thought to have created him through masturbation, much as the ancient Greeks created the gods who ruled them. In the comic books, however, Wolverine's origin is attributed to the Canadian government (as if the Canucks' scientists were capable of creating anything akin to sheer damn manliness). Soon after his...

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A World War II Japanese Two-Man Sub Found In Lake Erie

Funny story: A World War II Japanese Two-Man Sub Found In Lake Erie

CLEVELAND - A member of the Ohio Military Historical Society has just announced an unbelievable announcement. Speaking before the monthly meeting of the OMHS, Executive Director Mervin W. Kiddlefuddle, 61, stated that a couple of scuba divers from...

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World's Most Expensive Hat Comes With Car

Complimentary services and products have long been used to intensify consumer interest. The added value of something free with something you pay for has been used to market high end products and as seen on TV junk alike. Although this is nothing new,...

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Elvis robot to be created

Funny story: Elvis robot to be created

SAN DIEGO - Elvis may not be alive now, but if his band has their way, he will be rejoining them by 2014. According to Japanese scientist Yohounddoe Otatiem, a robot that will be indistinguishable from Elvis at a distance of 10 meters will be ready...

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Jumping Spider, Putin's Wagon

Funny story: Jumping Spider, Putin's Wagon

Following reports from researchers in Japan about the unique vision characteristics of the Brown Jumping Spider, Vladimir Putin claims to have studied and discovered the distance judging proclivities of the spider some five years earlier, from the in...

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Japanese request a licence for more whales

Funny story: Japanese request a licence for more whales

The Japanese have requested of the International Whaling Commission (COW) to harvest three times as many whales in 2012 as they harvested in 2011, and hunt just short of two hundred and fifty whales. "We've done a lot of research into just about e...

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Moby Dick capsizes anti-whaling boat!

Funny story: Moby Dick capsizes anti-whaling boat!

An anti-whaling boat has been capsized by a giant wave in the Southern Ocean, it was chasing Japanese whalers out on their annual slaughter. The incident happened as a giant white whale called Moby Dick, was being hunted by a Japanese whaler who's...

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Monkeys working in Japanese restaurant are no "chimps"!

Funny story: Monkeys working in Japanese restaurant are no "chimps"!

Two monkeys working in a Japanese restaurant have proved they are neither "chumps" nor "chimps" in fact they are macaque monkeys and highly intelligent. The owner of the restaurant employs them because they are cheap and only receive "monkey nuts"...

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Pokemon actually discovered

Funny story: Pokemon actually discovered

Shocking news discovered by American scientists today, the existence of Pokemon. The reason that they have remained unknown to America and virtually all the world with the exception of Japan, has been due to a massive Japanese cover-up, with the Japa...

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Japanese Tsunami is God's Punishment for Karaoke Claims Baptist Preacher

Funny story: Japanese Tsunami is God's Punishment for Karaoke Claims Baptist Preacher

Controversial American preacher Terry Janes has provoked widespread outrage and condemnation from the international community with his latest comments concerning the Japanese earthquake and Tsunami. According to Janes the Tsunami visited on the Japan...

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Goldfish lovers picket outside New Sushi Restaurant in downtown Toronto

Funny story: Goldfish lovers picket outside New Sushi Restaurant in downtown Toronto

Dozens of 'goldfish lovers' picketed outside a new downtown Toronto Sushi Restaurant today carrying placards and yelling, "We want goldfish", "When do we want them?" "NOW!" Apparently the owner of the new Sushi Restaurant is sticking by...

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Glaswegian Comes Out On Top In Study

Funny story: Glaswegian Comes Out On Top In Study

Unexpected results regarding accents have been issued recently by Northumbria University. The University's Social Linguistic department asked a selection of Japanese people to listen to various accents and grade them according to a number of perso...

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Japanese Cars Beat Germany for Best Overall Acceleration

Funny story: Japanese Cars Beat Germany for Best Overall Acceleration

Clearly winning an independent performance comparison sponsored by Automotive Quarterly Magazine, Japanese engineered cars outperformed their German counterparts in all but the super-premium automotive classes. The study by AQM, took cars from the...

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Japanese Pay Hundreds of Thousands for Yubari Melons

Every year Japanese melon lovers bid hundreds of thousands of yen for the famous Yubari melons. Men and women from throughout Japan and much of Asia gather for the first look at the delicious melons. Tokyo business man and amatuer comedian Henni Yung...

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Tokyo Saint Patrick's Day Parade A Success

Funny story: Tokyo Saint Patrick's Day Parade A Success

The annual Saint Patricks day parade took place here in Tokyo at the weekend and was regarded by experienced observers as an unqualified success. Hundreds of Japanese-Irish dressed themselves in outlandish green outfits and paraded through the street...

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