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Janet Jackson Wants Out of Her Marriage To Her Billionaire Hubby

Funny story: Janet Jackson Wants Out of Her Marriage To Her Billionaire Hubby

BEVERLY HILLS - Michael Jackson's little sister Janet, who is now 47, has just announced to the Hollywood press that she is considering filing for divorce after only being married less than one year. Ms. Jackson's husband is the much younger Wassa...

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Janet Jackson is actually Michael Jackson In Disguise

A shocking discovery was made today. Janet Jackson is actually Michael Jackson in disguise. One fan wrote in their diary, "I always wondered why it was you never saw the two of them together. And Janet's face looked funny after Michael got his sur...

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Kate's 'secret Pottermiss Hippo thong' at Wembley FA Cup presentation

Wembley - Kate Middleton will wear the 'lucky knickers' at the FA Cup Final on 14 May, it has been revealed. A secret royal prenup clause sees the FA President's wife-to-be agreeing to present the trophy sporting the hidden Stoke City mascot. A...

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Mysterious Black Boob Appears on Video of Super Bowl Halftime Show

Funny story: Mysterious Black Boob Appears on Video of Super Bowl Halftime Show

In replaying several key plays of the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl, viewers have discovered a black boob that is apparently hanging out of nowhere, during the Black-Eyed Peas performance. "You can see the boob really...

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Janet Jackson Throws A Temper Tantrum At Being Referred To As The "Black" Wynonna Judd

Funny story: Janet Jackson Throws A Temper Tantrum At Being Referred To As The "Black" Wynonna Judd

LOS ANGELES- Janet Jackson has always been the member of the Jackson family that was noted for having quite a temper. Brother Michael never even uttered the words darn, gosh, golly, or even harrumph. Sister La Toya is so mild and soft spoken that...

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Janet Jackson To Play Michael Jackson In New Movie

Funny story: Janet Jackson To Play Michael Jackson In New Movie

Since many of his fans can't get enough of Michael Jackson and miss him so much, Advantage Pictures are talking to Janet Jackson about playing the role of her brother in a new movie about his life, "I Never Promised You A Nose Garden". "If anyone...

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Janet Jackson Fills in for Janet Napolitano at American Idol Finale

Funny story: Janet Jackson Fills in for Janet Napolitano at American Idol Finale

Lost Angeles, CA - A disappointed crowd was on hand when they learned that a last-minute change to the star-studded American Idol finale meant that U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, would not be appearing as expected. Taking...

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Gaga To Janet Jackson - Chillax? WTF?

Funny story: Gaga To Janet Jackson - Chillax? WTF?

Janet Jackson, sister of that weird one Jackson who died last year was left blinking in the headlights like a cornered potting shed technician today after telling Lady Gaga to "chillax." Jackson's kindly words of advice came after Gaga came over a...

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Janet Jackson Blames Doctor For Michael's Death, Suffers Another Wardrobe "Malfunction"!

Funny story: Janet Jackson Blames Doctor For Michael's Death, Suffers Another Wardrobe "Malfunction"!

In an ABC interview with Robin Roberts Wednesday morning, Janet Jackson stated that she blamed her brother, Michael's physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, for his death earlier this year. Then, after Robert's asked her about Michael having a drug problem...

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Did "So You Think You Can Dance" Contestant Outdo Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Performance?

Funny story: Did "So You Think You Can Dance" Contestant Outdo Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Performance?

A contestant on Tuesday's episode of 'So You Think You Can Dance' apparently revealed too much when she dropped to the floor to celebrate her advance to the next round, or was that the plan? After all, the show needs some ratings help. Some peo...

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Janet Jackson Could Be Next

Funny story: Janet Jackson Could Be Next

City analysts here in London announced that there was a remote possibility that Janet Jackson could be next to go the way of her late brother. Following the tragic demise of brother Michael, whose sales have gone stratospheric, swelling the Jackso...

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Janet Jackson to flash her Nipples at brother Michael's Funeral

It has been dubbed the biggest funeral of the 21st Century and what better occasion for Janet Jackson to promote her latest album than by flashing her nipple in front of a worldwide audience. Janet's right nipple attracted worldwide attention when...

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Body of Michael Jackson Donated to Wax Museum

Funny story: Body of Michael Jackson Donated to Wax Museum

The body of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson, will be donated to the famous Wax Museum of London after the funeral. Family spokesperson Janet Jackson revealed the reasons for this in a private interview outside of the family compound. "We t...

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US Supreme Court subpoenas Janet Jackson YouBoob! footage

Funny story: US Supreme Court subpoenas Janet Jackson YouBoob! footage

Washington AC/DC - (Booby Ass Mess): Footage of Justin Timberlake's three second Super Bowl 2004 grope of Janet Jackson's bare nipple has been subpoenaed by the US Supreme Court after judges at the Third US Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia co...

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Janet and Michael Jackson Have Never Been More than Emoticons

Funny story: Janet and Michael Jackson Have Never Been More than Emoticons

Detailed medical studies and aerial photographs have revealed that probably all of the Jackson family and definitely Michael and Janet have never been more than computer generated symbols. Once music critics and pop fanatics learned that the on...

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Janet Jackson's Ass Explodes; Scores Injured

Funny story: Janet Jackson's Ass Explodes; Scores Injured

After weeks of cancelled shows, Janet Jackson's Rock Witchu tour has been closed indefinitely by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, pending an investigation into an accident that occurred Wednesday. Authorities in Dallas report t...

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Janet Jackson to Play Super Bowl XLI

Funny story: Janet Jackson to Play Super Bowl XLI

FOX, in a bold move which will either send their ratings sky-rocketing into the stratosphere or get them slapped with a half billion dollar FCC fine hired Janet Jackson to perform live at next year's Super Bowl half-time show.

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Janet Jackson Unleashes New Album: Breasts Remain Hidden

Funny story: Janet Jackson Unleashes New Album: Breasts Remain Hidden

Janet Jackson's new album, Damita Jo was released yesterday. She appeared in various places to promote the album. Her breasts remained hidden, for the most part.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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