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Funny story: Frickin' frackin' hell: plot to exhume Jane Fonda

Frickin' frackin' hell: plot to exhume Jane Fonda

Glendale, California - Cemetery officials have applied to move the dual Oscar winning actress' remains from Glendale's famous Forest Lawn Mammorial Park. An exhumation order sought from the Glendale C**nty Morgue Chief Coroner is backed by Big Oil...
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Funny story: Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

Biden's Smile: Proctologist Ruined Perfect Asshole When He Put Teeth In Biden's Mouth

BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Alfred Cummings, proctologist to the stars, has performed many miracles operating on Hollywood assholes. Just to name a few; he claims to have rebored the bungholes of such Hollywood notables as Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwoo...
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Funny story: Obama Announces New GM Spin Off, Rubber Band Motors (RBM) to Meet His New MPG Edict!

Obama Announces New GM Spin Off, Rubber Band Motors (RBM) to Meet His New MPG Edict!

In a two part announcement sure to impact on the American economy, President Barry Obama first shocked the US automotive world with his new edict demanding all auto manufactures produce fleet economies of 54.1 MPH by 2025, up from the current 27.5...
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Funny story: Obama Dispatches John Kerry and Jane Fonda to Lay Wreath for Osama; Patch Pakistan Relations!

Obama Dispatches John Kerry and Jane Fonda to Lay Wreath for Osama; Patch Pakistan Relations!

Following an outcry from the government of Pakistan over the stealth incursion into the country resulting in the demise of the World's Most Wanted Terrorist, President Barack Obama announced his intention to "make amends" by dispatching Viet Nam Era...
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Funny story: Cops find giant exoskeleton remains of Attack Of The 50ft Woman star

Cops find giant exoskeleton remains of Attack Of The 50ft Woman star

Beverly Hills - The discovery of 82 year-old Yvette Vickers' calcified cocoon exoskeleton comes one year after her death. Shocked Benedict Canyon neighbors say the Attack of the 50ft Woman star must have pupated alone, leaving behind just a massiv...
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Funny story: Hanoi Jane Wins Reality Show Poll As "America's Favorite Traitor"

Hanoi Jane Wins Reality Show Poll As "America's Favorite Traitor"

Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60?s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the top American Traitor in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality...
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Funny story: Obama Nominated For Best Actor Emmy For State of the Union Address

Obama Nominated For Best Actor Emmy For State of the Union Address

The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences has nominated United States President Barack Hussein Obama for a special Emmy for Outstanding Acting Performance for his 2011 State of the Union Address. The speech, filmed before a joint session of Congres...
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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor to be buried at Glendale 'next to Michael Jackson and Jane Fonda'

Elizabeth Taylor to be buried at Glendale 'next to Michael Jackson and Jane Fonda'

Los Angeles - In a plot reserved many years ago Oscar winning diva Ms Taylor will be sandwiched at Glendale Cemetery in between Jackson and the 'because I'm worth it' face cream promoting Ms Fonda. Taylor died early this morning at the Seedy-Sinai...
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Funny story: Jane Fonda Returns to Vietnam to Protest Oil Spill

Jane Fonda Returns to Vietnam to Protest Oil Spill

Hanoi, Vietnam. Jane Fonda, looking green and a foxy sixty four, has returned to the place that brought her so much attention in the sixties. Hanoi was the capital of then North Vietnam and enemy of the US. An odd place for an American to visit,...
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Funny story: Malcolm McLaren buried at Highate Cemetery next to Jane Fonda

Malcolm McLaren buried at Highate Cemetery next to Jane Fonda

London - (RIP Mess): A plot reserved for the Kray Twins' PR guru was hastily sequestered by the McLaren family following a tense stand-off between HM tax inspectors and the Public Records Orifice in Kew. McLaren, 69, was buried next to 70s movie d...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and 'Bikini Girl' To Star In "The Lolitas"

Lindsay Lohan and 'Bikini Girl' To Star In "The Lolitas"

HOLLYWOOD - Clint Eastwood has just announced that he will be directing Lindsay Lohan and Katrina Darrell aka "Bikini Girl" in the Amaretto Monteverdi production of The Lolitas The film is based on the story by Danielle Sweetwater. The original mo...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan to Play Hanoi Jane Fonda in Movie

Lindsay Lohan to Play Hanoi Jane Fonda in Movie

seLindsay Lohan, tired of the verbal abuse she received from co-star Jane Fonda during the filming of Georgia Rule, has agreed to play the actress in an unauthorized film biography. The movie, "Hanoi Jane in Vietnam", will follow the daugh...
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Funny story: "Hanoi Jane" Chides Lindsay Lohan for Bad Behavior

"Hanoi Jane" Chides Lindsay Lohan for Bad Behavior

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Jane Fonda, or Hanoi Jane as many call her, chided Lindsay Lohan in a note today for her bad behavior on the set of their upcoming movie, Georgia Rule.
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Funny story: Baez Rebuffs Fonda's Apology

Baez Rebuffs Fonda's Apology

In a rare emergence from her self-imposed isolation of pissing and moaning about her unrequieted love for Dylan, Joan Baez has refused to accept the apology of spandex model Jane Fonda. "I was sitting in frikkin jail getting girl raped by Big Be...
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