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Daily Mail Columnists To Climb World's Highest Horse

Funny story: Daily Mail Columnists To Climb World's Highest Horse

In the wake of the riots that swept through Britain's cities, Daily Mail columnists, Richard Littlejohn and Jan Moir, are to attempt to break the record for high horse ascending. "As I watched the violence unfold on my paid-for television," Moir,...

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Jan Moir Mistletoe Manifesto to Save Christmas from the Gays

Funny story: Jan Moir Mistletoe Manifesto to Save Christmas from the Gays

Still convinced she was "just sayin'" about the sordid circumstances of that business in 2009, Daily Mail columnist and large presence Jan Moir has set her sights on saving Christmas from the clutches of sex-mad gays. "I think I can fairly say...

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Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Funny story: Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Obese and cretinous Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has been exposed as having a secret affair with a cream cake. It's been revealed that Mrs Moir has been cheating on her husband with the fattening pastry for the entire duration of their marriage. It'...

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Jan Moir Has A Right To An Opinion, Pacifist Insists

Funny story: Jan Moir Has A Right To An Opinion, Pacifist Insists

Leading pacifist inactivist, Goldie Doubloon today hit out at critics of Mail journo Jan Moir, who was slated for criticising the lifestyle of Boyzone's deceased singer, Stephen Gately, and allegedly subjected to an internet hate campaign. "It's a...

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No hair for Moir

Breaking news from Denmark today impacted upon the Jan Moir/Stephen Gatley debacle in the UK today. A spokesperson for the a Denmark based plastic brick making company ARMO today confirmed that it was in fact the supplier of 'building-block hair...

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Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Funny story: Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Convicted murderer Charles Manson has spoken publicly about his shock and disgust over Daily Mail sewer rat Jan Moir and her vicious article about the death of Stephen Gately. Mr Manson said: "I've done bad things in my life but I wouldn't write s...

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Moir Calls For Man-Love Moratorium

Soon-to-be-ex Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir has outraged normal human beings by calling for a repeal of the 1967 Sexual Offences Act and the reintroduction of jail sentences for 'being a bender'. In a warmly-received (by Daily Mail readers) in tod...

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