Hollywood scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis has announced that she isn't going out this Halloween. Ms Curtis revealed that a sequence of unfortunate events appear to have dogged her throughout her life, with most occurring on the night of October 31st.
The hot news from Hollywoodland, according to unmanned sources (?) appears to be that Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts are more or less as firm and malleable as they were when she first exposed them, in the Eddie Murphy comedy vehicle, Trading Places with...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jamie Lee Curtis recently took her pet Alaskan Malamute, Daisy Doo to get it vajazzled at the famed animal clinic in West Hollywood Bow Wows 'R' Us.
As Curtis was sitting in the waiting room for Daisy Doo's procedure to be complet...
DETROIT - Lady Gaga was in Detroit seeing about ordering a custom made 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago with all the trimmings.
She told a representative for Lucky Louie's Lamborghini Dealership that she is willing to spend up to $1 million on the vehi...
NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan.
Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...
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