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Murdoch "Unfit To Run News Corp" Claim MPs

Funny story: Murdoch "Unfit To Run News Corp" Claim MPs

The parliamentary culture committee today concluded what most of us already knew, Rupert Murdoch "is not a fit and proper person to exercise the stewardship of a major international conpany." In other words, he stinks. After a lengthy inquiry into...

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Jeremy *unt and the BSkyB stunt

Funny story: Jeremy *unt and the BSkyB stunt

London - Secretary of State for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots Jeremy *unt has been outed as a NewsCorpse stooge at the Leveson Inquiry today. A smug little toerag even by Tory standards *unt tipped off the Murdochs about a Parliamentary statement...

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'This is a Fit & Proper Mess We're In' Murdoch

Funny story: 'This is a Fit & Proper Mess We're In' Murdoch

Outrage swept Parent company of James Murdoch, NEWS Corpse, at the suggestion that James was not fit. 'I have seen him running for cover for months' said a friend Hack Earwig 'he's very quick, even slippery. Of course he's fit!' But the question r...

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Rupert Murdoch and News International to launch new Sunday newspaper

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch and News International to launch new Sunday newspaper

After months of speculation it seems like the pip is finally out of the bag. Following the closure of the News of The World in July last year after the phone-hacking scandal, News International look set to press ahead with a replacement Sunday newspa...

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Mafia bosses move to distance themselves from 'tosser' Murdoch

Funny story: Mafia bosses move to distance themselves from 'tosser' Murdoch

London - A spokesperson for Mario 'Sticky Micky' Calzone said today the entire Zabaglione crime family from Sicily were disgusted and appalled to hear News International CEO James Murdoch labelled a Mafioso gangster in the House of Commons today.

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NPITFA Says Pies Don't Thump People - People Thump People

Funny story: NPITFA Says Pies Don't Thump People - People Thump People

In the aftermath of the attack on Rupert Murdoch today the National Pie in the Face Association once again strongly defended the right of all citizens to own custard pies. Morpheus Crown, nation chairman of the NPITFA, strongly condemned the unpr...

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Pie-in-the-B-Sky-B as Murdochs stage cream cake stunt

Funny story: Pie-in-the-B-Sky-B as Murdochs stage cream cake stunt

London - A cream pie-in-the-gob that smeared Rupert Murdoch on live TV may have been a NewsCorpse own-goal PR stunt. Hours of tricky questioning had seen the octogenarian media mogul struggling to convince a Parliamentary committee when the lone p...

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Rebekah Brooks is a 'can't'

Funny story: Rebekah Brooks is a 'can't'

Having declined to appear in from of the Department of Culture, Media and Sport's select committee next week, Rebekah Brooks has revealed herself to be a 'can't'. Despite the fact that both Rupert and James Murdoch have agreed to attend, Brooks ha...

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James Murdoch a dead ringer for 'Allo, 'Allo! Gestapo officer Herr Otto Flick

Funny story: James Murdoch a dead ringer for 'Allo, 'Allo! Gestapo officer Herr Otto Flick

London - A new career beckons for the troubled NewsCorpse chief as a casting company recruiting for a remake of the iconic TV comedy asked James Murdoch to audition today. A remarkable facial likeness to the original 1982 character Herr Otto Flick...

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News Of The World Psychic Arrested for Tapping Into Spirits of Dead Royals

Funny story: News Of The World Psychic Arrested for Tapping Into Spirits of Dead Royals

London Police announced today that famed psychic Barry Lastard II has turned himself in to authorities for breaking into the spirit worlds central switchboard. Lastard, one of several psychics employed at The News of the World newspaper, turned h...

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James Murdoch's Brave Decision

Funny story: James Murdoch's Brave Decision

BSkyB's Chairman, James Murdoch, son of Rupert (fondly known as The Bear), has made a brave decision which will rock the Television World. Rising to the challenge from Sir Mark Thompson, the BBC director-general to make homegrown drama programmes,...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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