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Nobel Physics Prize Accidentally Awarded To Micro Chips Inventor Dyson McDonald

Funny story: Nobel Physics Prize Accidentally Awarded To Micro Chips Inventor Dyson McDonald

The Nobel Prize for innovative development in physics has been accidentally awarded to Dyson MacDonald, the inventor of "microwave chips" and not the microchip inventor Werner Jacobi. The invention of the integrated circuit, or microchip goes bac...

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Boxless Boxed Sets Inventor Dyson In Dispute With Sir Clive Sinclare

Funny story: Boxless Boxed Sets Inventor Dyson In Dispute With Sir Clive Sinclare

Dangerous car and cycle inventor, Sir Clive Sinclare walked off last night's BBC Panoramic current affairs programme after Top Ghia presenter Jeremy Paxo persistently asked him questions about his alleged womanising. Fellow guest, Sir Rupert "B...

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New Dyson Seatless Sofa Patent Targets Japanese Market

Funny story: New Dyson Seatless Sofa Patent Targets Japanese Market

Hatari Dyson, the inventor of the bagless tea bag has come up trumps with another potential winner. With factories tooled up to produce billions of the innovative seatless "standing only" sofas, colossal post Christmas sofa orders have broken all re...

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MacDison Swiss Army Bagpipes sold to U.S. Navy in $100m deal

Funny story: MacDison Swiss Army Bagpipes sold to U.S. Navy in $100m deal

MacDison PLC has clinched a $100m contract to supply Swiss Army Bagpipes to the U.S. Navy. The innovative bagpipes include an Egg Boiler, Tyre Inflator, Knife Blade, Letter Opener, Light, Magnifying Glass, Money Clip, Nail File, Pen, Pin, Protractor,...

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Bagpipes With Tyre Inflator Attachment Tested By Ice Road Truck Companies

Funny story: Bagpipes With Tyre Inflator Attachment Tested By Ice Road Truck Companies

The best thing since sliced bread was unveiled today at a Franchise Exhibition in Chicago. An attachment the size of a USB pen drive which slots into the mouthpiece of a set of bagpipes has put an end to potential roadside flat tyre misery. The...

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Dyson Invents Rolf Harrisless Stylophone

Funny story: Dyson Invents Rolf Harrisless Stylophone

Jamie Dyson, cousin of genius, James "Bagless" Dyson has reverse engineered everyone's least favourite Xmas present, the Stylophone in time for Christmas 2014. All traces of Rolf Harris and his black bearded Beatnik image have been removed from the c...

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Dyson Invents Clockwork Can Opener

Funny story: Dyson Invents Clockwork Can Opener

Chinese businessmen packed out the latest Dyson product preview seminar yesterday queueing up to invest trillions in the Dyson patented clockwork can opener manufacturing franchises that were being sold at Earls Court. The ground breaking can open...

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Dyson Flown Out To Advise on Cyclone Threats to Phillipines

Funny story: Dyson Flown Out To Advise on Cyclone Threats to Phillipines

Sir Brian "Bagless" Dyson was watching cyclones outside his window whlle vacuuming his house when he realised a high grade cyclone was losing suction. A weather forecaster by training, Dyson went to work re - inventing meteorological technology to f...

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Source of the Obesity Epidemic found

Funny story: Source of the Obesity Epidemic found

After years of investigation, Scientists at Dyson's Research and Development labs in Sussex have isolated the single greatest cause of obesity in the western world. "It's the toaster," said Geoff Fry, head of the Single Slice Toaster Development T...

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Dyson invents bagless bags

Funny story: Dyson invents bagless bags

Plastic grocery bags will soon be a thing of the past as the innovative British inventor, James Dyson has patented a bagless grocery bag. The bagless is a centrifugal force based superconducting gravity magnet which works by controlling gravity t...

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Dyson money sanitisers now on sale

Funny story: Dyson money sanitisers now on sale

James Dyson, Britain's answer to Sir Clive Sinclair, has topped his trumps with his latest invention in the personal hygiene market: The Personalised Home Money Sanitiser. "This is a major step forward in cleanliness," said James Dyson. "We all kn...

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Dyson launches the Dyson Hair Straighteners

Funny story: Dyson launches the Dyson Hair Straighteners

People with frizzy hair, curly hair or hair with a slight kink three quarters of the way down, can now finally rejoice in the fashion of perfectly straight hair. Safely. "One of the major drawbacks with traditional hair straighteners," said James...

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Dyson creates the world's quietest hoover

Funny story: Dyson creates the world's quietest hoover

"First off," said James Dyson, inventor and genial genius, "can we sort out that they are called vacuum cleaners? Hoover is a rival brand. It's not a verb, any more than Microsoft, T-Mobile or Sony are verbs. I'm glad that's cleared up, now carry on.

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Dyson introduce Safe Water

Funny story: Dyson introduce Safe Water

For several million years water has been the most dangerous thing on the planet to humans. Its danger to humans has been in existence far longer than fire, building collapse or turning up to a party in the same dress as that woman from thirty-five wh...

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James Dyson to take over Apple Corp

Funny story: James Dyson to take over Apple Corp

British Inventor James Dyson has been approached to take over Apple Corp following the tragic and untimely passing of the talismanic and charismatic Steve Jobs. "It's what Steve would have wanted," said Naomi Munny, head of marketing at the multin...

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Dyson Cheese Grater the Next Revolution

Funny story: Dyson Cheese Grater the Next Revolution

After improving the vacuum cleaner, the hand drier and the fan, James Dyson will be turning his attention to improving kitchen appliances, starting with the Cheese Grater. The Dyson Vacuum cleaner revolutionised vacuuming, and forced people to sto...

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Dyson's New Bagless Wonder

Funny story: Dyson's New Bagless Wonder

LONDON UK: Dyson has done it again, a first in it's field. The top boffin has invented the first bagless colostomy. Surgeons are celebrating the new invention as a wonder, however other Leading surgeons from around the world have their doubts abou...

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Dyson Sues Burma After Burmese Dual Cyclone

Funny story: Dyson Sues Burma After Burmese Dual Cyclone

World famous vacuum inventor James Dyson has announced today that he intends to sue the Burmese government over copyright violation for his dual-cyclone vacuum cleaner.

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