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Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Funny story: Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Dry bun, stale, no mayonaisse, no sauces, no sesame seeds, no bacon, no cheese, no onion, no pickle, and one thin slice of meat. This = the resounding judgment on the FISA memo released today. Senator McCain has joined in. This burger is so “no...

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Robert Mueller To Trump: Don't call me Fly Face!

Funny story: Robert Mueller To Trump: Don't call me Fly Face!

BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most disgusting villains in the chronicles of crime was Felix Weatherlimmp, aka Fly Face; a one time Washington lawyer who was constantly surrounded by a cloud of flies. Fly Face often partnered with crime boss William M...

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Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"

Funny story: Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"

DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed: "James Comey was one...

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Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Funny story: Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Following President Putin's suggestion that Mr. Comey may wish to seek asylum in Russia, former FBI Director James Comey has fled the country. On the way he was able to tweet a response to Putin: "He's right! I did the same thing as Snowden!" T...

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Comey: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Could Be Subpoenaed

Funny story: Comey: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Could Be Subpoenaed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee last week, former FBI Director James Comey swore under oath that he believes President Trump's albino raccoon hairpiece must have been wired during their private meeting last mon...

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Trump:  "He's a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"

In a tweet last night and again this morning in a written statement President Donald Trump called former FBI director James Comey... "a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"    Trump went on to say in his written statement that it was a mat...

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Trump: Evidence James Comey Was Double Agent For KGB

Funny story: Trump: Evidence James Comey Was Double Agent For KGB

BILLINGSGATE POST: Referring to recently released Cold War documents that reveal that former FBI Director James Comey is the son of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, President Trump believes Comey was covertly working for the Soviet KGB. The Rosenbergs we...

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Trump Cites Comey's "Big Hands" As Reason for Firing Former FBI DIrector

Funny story: Trump Cites Comey's "Big Hands" As Reason for Firing Former FBI DIrector

Congressional investigators announced the discovering of a highly classified memo written by President Trump that explains the 10 reasons why he decided to fire the former FBI Director, James Comey. President Trump listed the 10 reasons in the s...

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Comey on the run toward the Canadian border

Funny story: Comey on the run toward the Canadian border

Recently fired FBI Director James Comey's affairs have gone from bad to worse, and he is now on the road somewhere between Washington and the Canadian border. Mr. Trump has said he feels obligated to release the contents of private talks with Mr.

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Moving Vans Pulling Up In Back Of White House

Funny story: Moving Vans Pulling Up In Back Of White House

It wasn't the sound of mid-night footsteps coming down the hall that made Trump itchy for action, oh no, it was the three moving vans that suddenly appeared in the moonlight that caught his eye. The secret service insisted that there were no movin...

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Trump Denies Any Wrongdoing in Firing FBI Director

Funny story: Trump Denies Any Wrongdoing in Firing FBI Director

Trump Tower, NYC Trump, after firing FBI Director James Comey, denied that the firing had anything to do with the fact that the FBI Director had recently opened an investigation into the election and possible Trump Russian collusion. "No, that inv...

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FBI Director Comey Is Mildly Sicky Poo

Funny story: FBI Director Comey Is Mildly Sicky Poo

The disturbing thought, that FBI Director James Comey's decision to reopen the Hillary Clinton e-mail investigation eleven days before the election may have swayed the election to Donald Trump, makes Comey mildly nauseous or sicky poo. Oh dear, wrist...

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Russian embassy robo response brings out additional button options

Funny story: Russian embassy robo response brings out additional button options

As reported earlier today by Zero Hedge, in tribute to April 1 and the joke's on you, a new automatic answering service to Russian embassy services offers the following options: "You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important t...

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FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

Funny story: FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

The FBI Director is the most powerful man in America. This is so because Comey changed the course of the U.S. Presidential election and got Donald J. Trump Elected by his misuse of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. The evidence presented below is incont...

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Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

Funny story: Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

When Rudy Giuliani heard that Donald Trump planned to appoint head of the FBI James Comey to the US Supreme Court, Giuliani went ballistic, claiming that the job was promised. Nah, Trump was reported as saying, adding that Comey gave him the White...

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Trump's Great America To Deport Teenage Babysitter for Tax Evasion

Funny story: Trump's Great America To Deport Teenage Babysitter for Tax Evasion

Austin, TX - A local babysitter of Mexican descent was arrested yesterday for failing to pay taxes on income earned while babysitting. The babysitter, a 15-year old juvenile, will be arraigned in Federal court on Tuesday. The girl, whose name is...

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Trump Said It Would Be Rigged

Funny story: Trump Said It Would Be Rigged

He said it would be rigged. He blatantly announced that the presidential election would be rigged. The squirrels supporting his presidential election promised the election would be rigged. They would have poll monitors at various neighborhoods to...

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F8I (F..king 8 Idiots) Decide Hillary Not Guilty: The Fix Is In

Funny story: F8I (F..king 8 Idiots) Decide Hillary Not Guilty: The Fix Is In

BILLINGSGATE POST: Laurel and Hardy? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? W.C. Fields? Count em. Add them up. You get the F8I (F..cking 8 Idiots). Individually and collectively, they still weren't as inexplicably stupid as FBI Director Jam...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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