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The Illegitimate President

Funny story: The Illegitimate President

James Clapper Jr. said it first. He didn’t just cast doubt on his legitimacy, he said it loud and clear that Trump was the illegitimate president of the United States. Take that tweeter! James Clapper earned his stripes; doing so legitimately.

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US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

Funny story: US intelligence agencies to receive prestigious Bird Blossom Award

Last evening Mr. Clapper, Mr. Comey, and Mr. Brennan accepted The ASFD's (Academy of Science and Forensic Duty) most distinguished award. The Bird Blossom Award last appeared in 2003 following Mr. Bush's work on discovering WMD (weapons of mass de...

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New Heavenly Angels Chorale performance will feature lyrics by Rogers and Clapper with additional soprano from Victoria Nuland

Funny story: New Heavenly Angels Chorale performance will feature lyrics by Rogers and Clapper with additional soprano from Victoria Nuland

Conducted by General Keith Alexander, Director of the NSA, the renowned Heavenly Angels Chorale--one hundred voices strong--is readying for a spring time fete with new operatic voices and special lyrics. There have been rumors chorale members will...

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You Have To Destroy A Nation To Save It

Funny story: You Have To Destroy A Nation To Save It

I sat down with James Clapper, former head of U.S. National Security, to get his views on the current state of America as it relates to domestic spying and intelligence gathering activity. He has recently made headlines by demanding that Edward Snow...

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NSA invasive implant teams to drop on leaders across the globe

Funny story: NSA invasive implant teams to drop on leaders across the globe

Under a siege of critical response regarding massive NSA surveillance of more than 35 world leaders, including US allies, Washington leaders are braced and defensive, none more so than GOP Representative Peter King. A spokesperson for Mr. King (wh...

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A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics

Funny story: A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics

Trenton, New Jersey -- Alex Rodriguez plans to put his experience as a professional cheater to work. He announced today the creation of Cheat America, a national network of storefront clinics, providing products and services that help cheaters prospe...

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Obama names Clapper as new Intelligence Director

Funny story: Obama names Clapper as new Intelligence Director

President Obama has named General James Clapper as the new Intelligence Chief, following the resignation of Dennis Blair in May. His appointment has had mixed reviews, as many in Congress objected to his nomination; it is felt that he will have a...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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