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Funny story: David Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore

David Bowie Hid In Coal Shed To Avoid Roger Moore

Details are emerging about the fragile relationship between mercurial maestro and matador of avant-garde pop musicianship David Bowie, and Bond star Roger Moore. "David, or 'Alan', as he liked to be called back then, met some pretty weird characte...
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Funny story: "Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond

"Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond

"The name's Bond--Jamirah Bond." You've read that right, the next 007 to hit the big screens in Gold Pooter is a female. Adding to the shock of the new female Bond is the fact that American actor Halle Barry will play the lead role. Bond fan...
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Funny story: Royal Navy spend 3.7 billion nicker to thwart non-existent, invisible enemy!

Royal Navy spend 3.7 billion nicker to thwart non-existent, invisible enemy!

James Bond will now be sent to find out if the 3.7 billion nicker spent by the Royal Navy is a good investment of British taxpayers money! THE UK government are relying on James infiltrating enemy lines and discovering if there is an enemy or not? Ho...
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Funny story: Question of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn

Question of Independence for Scotland Takes Unexpected Turn

Edinburgh, Scotland - Today Scottish Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon told the media that she will push for a second referendum on Scotland's independence from the United Kingdom. This after, in Sturgeon's words, "...material change of circumstances br...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un, is a very disturbed character as the world knows, and now he has taken on an even more sinister role;Ernst Stavro Blofeld! Jaggedone's super North Korean CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) spy, WAN-KIN-DIK (He's...
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Funny story: Candid Photos of a Naked Daniel Craig Pumping Iron Leaked On Line

Candid Photos of a Naked Daniel Craig Pumping Iron Leaked On Line

James Bond star Daniel Craig is said to furious after naked photographs of him pumping Iron were leaked onto the internet. The photos, apparently taken with a high powered lens, show the actor sweating while totally nude at his home in Los Angeles.
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Funny story: Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...
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Funny story: Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

The cyber-attack on the Sony's computer network on 25 November 2014 originated from North Korea. The intrepid hacker, hitherto unknown, put on line the script of the latest Bond movie SPECTRE currently still in production. The Bond leak has the p...
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Funny story: Is MI6 Punishing Scotland With "Weather Bombs"?

Is MI6 Punishing Scotland With "Weather Bombs"?

U.K. James Bond centre, MI6 was alleged by conspiracy theorists this morning to be behind a jetstream propelled "Weather Bomb" hitting the West of Scotland today. An ex Q department scientist, Dennis Llewellyn-Dyson told our Unlikely Conspiracy Depa...
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Funny story: The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The film is about a young world middleweight boxing champion Lance O'Flynn who is also a black belt in Karate and who gets conscripted by MI6 to be trained as a special agent. He shows himself a willing pupil and quickly masters seven languages plus quantum physics. His handsome Irish good looks and natural intelligence, as well as his ability to read the Kama Sutra in Urdu, make him a wow wit...
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Funny story: "Bronte" Novel Written By Ghost Writer Shock

"Bronte" Novel Written By Ghost Writer Shock

The new best selling novel, Wuthering Highs II by Emilia Bronte, of Wuthering Highs fame has been found by a forensic journalist to be a clever fake and has probably been written after her death by a "Ghost Writer" lurking in a cemetery it was revea...
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Funny story: Sepp Blatter to become Villain in next James Bond movie "Own Goal"

Sepp Blatter to become Villain in next James Bond movie "Own Goal"

European crook Sepp Blatter will be the arch villain of the next James Bond movie, Pinewood Studios has announced. James Bond is an iconic fictional British spy who infiltrates evil organisations bent on world domination and kills their leader, us...
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Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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Funny story: Marathon Session Of James Bond DVD Viewing Comes To Abrupt Halt

Marathon Session Of James Bond DVD Viewing Comes To Abrupt Halt

A Florida man's highly anticipated weekend of watching every James Bond on DVD came to a sudden and abrupt halt mid way through the movie 'Die Another Day'. The man, who can not be named for legal reasons (imminent divorce proceedings), was mid wa...
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Funny story: James Bond disqualified for killing without a current licence

James Bond disqualified for killing without a current licence

James Bond was arrested in Knightsbridge yesterday for killing a North Korean spy without a licence. Under the totting up system his driving licence was also suspended for three years. Bond, from MI6 told officers, "I knew the licence to kill...
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Funny story: UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

England; Bookie giant Ladbrokes have opened a book, so to speak, on Harry Potter. "Well," explained CEO Jock Crooks, the London shrewdies made a mint out of the Potter thing, a marketing success that is right up there with Coca Cola. Bloomsbury a...
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Funny story: Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Get Maxwell Don Adams Smart, or Get Smart, as it was called for short, celebrated the U. S. Central Intelligence Agency. It starred Maxwell Don Adams Smart, an actual CIA agent who loved numbers, particularly 99. The series was designed to showcase the efficiency and sophistication of U. S. federal bureaucracies and to make Americans feel safe and happy to part with the millions of dollars in taxe...
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Funny story: The next Bond has been found

The next Bond has been found

After successfully portraying a very smart and fit James Bond character for three movies in the Bond series, Daniel Craig has been given the boot to make way for a more promising, fitter, stronger and smarter man. He is smooth, sexy, and charming...
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Congressman Conyers's Predatory Sexual Harassing Misunderstood

Former female staffer of Conyers reports being called into his DC office only to find him wearing only boxers. But she didn't know he was only practicing to be Chief Underpants Officer of the House.
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