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Funny story: Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...
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Funny story: James Bond 007ish in: The Sphinctre - Chapter 1

James Bond 007ish in: The Sphinctre - Chapter 1

It was a long, long time undercover to get to this point, thought Bond to himself as he took down the tall brunette clone in his arms and laid her on his bed for the 334th time, but who was counting. Perhaps it had been worth it after all. All the waiting, all the frustrations, all the malarkey writing things he did not think were funny, for an internet spoof rag that turned his stomach. Still...
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Funny story: New Bond Film: "The Sphinctre" Due Out in 2015

New Bond Film: "The Sphinctre" Due Out in 2015

London - Announcement of the new James Bond film called "The Sphinctre", was made today. The latest in the 007 Saga pits Bond against a new arch villain, the Editor of a lowly spoof news rag called The Sphinctre. The editor, known only as "Mark"...
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Funny story: Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

The cyber-attack on the Sony's computer network on 25 November 2014 originated from North Korea. The intrepid hacker, hitherto unknown, put on line the script of the latest Bond movie SPECTRE currently still in production. The Bond leak has the p...
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Funny story: Is MI6 Punishing Scotland With "Weather Bombs"?

Is MI6 Punishing Scotland With "Weather Bombs"?

U.K. James Bond centre, MI6 was alleged by conspiracy theorists this morning to be behind a jetstream propelled "Weather Bomb" hitting the West of Scotland today. An ex Q department scientist, Dennis Llewellyn-Dyson told our Unlikely Conspiracy Depa...
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Funny story: The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The film is about a young world middleweight boxing champion Lance O'Flynn who is also a black belt in Karate and who gets conscripted by MI6 to be trained as a special agent. He shows himself a willing pupil and quickly masters seven languages plus quantum physics. His handsome Irish good looks and natural intelligence, as well as his ability to read the Kama Sutra in Urdu, make him a wow wit...
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Funny story: "Bronte" Novel Written By Ghost Writer Shock

"Bronte" Novel Written By Ghost Writer Shock

The new best selling novel, Wuthering Highs II by Emilia Bronte, of Wuthering Highs fame has been found by a forensic journalist to be a clever fake and has probably been written after her death by a "Ghost Writer" lurking in a cemetery it was revea...
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Funny story: Sepp Blatter to become Villain in next James Bond movie "Own Goal"

Sepp Blatter to become Villain in next James Bond movie "Own Goal"

European crook Sepp Blatter will be the arch villain of the next James Bond movie, Pinewood Studios has announced. James Bond is an iconic fictional British spy who infiltrates evil organisations bent on world domination and kills their leader, us...
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Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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Funny story: Marathon Session Of James Bond DVD Viewing Comes To Abrupt Halt

Marathon Session Of James Bond DVD Viewing Comes To Abrupt Halt

A Florida man's highly anticipated weekend of watching every James Bond on DVD came to a sudden and abrupt halt mid way through the movie 'Die Another Day'. The man, who can not be named for legal reasons (imminent divorce proceedings), was mid wa...
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Funny story: James Bond disqualified for killing without a current licence

James Bond disqualified for killing without a current licence

James Bond was arrested in Knightsbridge yesterday for killing a North Korean spy without a licence. Under the totting up system his driving licence was also suspended for three years. Bond, from MI6 told officers, "I knew the licence to kill...
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Funny story: UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

England; Bookie giant Ladbrokes have opened a book, so to speak, on Harry Potter. "Well," explained CEO Jock Crooks, the London shrewdies made a mint out of the Potter thing, a marketing success that is right up there with Coca Cola. Bloomsbury a...
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Funny story: Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Nostalgic Television: "Get Smart"

Get Maxwell Don Adams Smart, or Get Smart, as it was called for short, celebrated the U. S. Central Intelligence Agency. It starred Maxwell Don Adams Smart, an actual CIA agent who loved numbers, particularly 99. The series was designed to showcase the efficiency and sophistication of U. S. federal bureaucracies and to make Americans feel safe and happy to part with the millions of dollars in taxe...
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Funny story: The next Bond has been found

The next Bond has been found

After successfully portraying a very smart and fit James Bond character for three movies in the Bond series, Daniel Craig has been given the boot to make way for a more promising, fitter, stronger and smarter man. He is smooth, sexy, and charming...
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Funny story: Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man's fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the world from an unnamed US defense contrac...
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Funny story: Queen's outrageous behaviour threatens monarchy

Queen's outrageous behaviour threatens monarchy

Highly sensitive information has emerged this week about an alleged 'altercation' between Dame Judi Dench and the Queen.'Serious concerns' about the Monarch's behaviour have been expressed by Prime Minister Dave (JammieDodger) Cameroon. Circumstances...
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Funny story: Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"

Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"

In the competitive world of advertising, changing the slogan of a product that consumers have come to know and love can either result in you bathing in money, or bathing once a month. Executives at Taco Bell have decided take a huge risk by going wit...
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Funny story: James Bond's Skyfall Has More Holes In It Than Oddjob After Bond Shot Him.

James Bond's Skyfall Has More Holes In It Than Oddjob After Bond Shot Him.

WARNING! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS! YES, ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU IF YOU READ THEM. AND YES, I AM A BASTARD FOR WRITING THEM. Skyfall, the newest of the James Bond series that is now in its fiftieth year of creation, is an expensively made, well wrought thriller with gorgeous scenery, gorgeous music (by Adele) gorgeous women, gorgeous violence and, unfortunately a story line with s...
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