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Funny story: Mayor Rob Ford Exposed As Jamaican Rastafarian Drug Kingpin At City Hall Christmas Party

Mayor Rob Ford Exposed As Jamaican Rastafarian Drug Kingpin At City Hall Christmas Party

TORONTO, Canada - Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, was exposed by undercover detectives as a Jamaican drug kingpin who was thought to have died in a narc plane crash several years ago. The discovery was unhatched during a Christmas party at City Hall whic...
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Funny story: Concern Expressed Over Yardy Depression

Concern Expressed Over Yardy Depression

West Indian authorities are concerned about an apparent epidemic of depression cases amongst adult males. The Jamaican Minister of Health has issued a stark warning after a spate of West Kingston yardies presented with depressive symptoms over the...
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Funny story: Klingon to be adopted as the first language of Jamaica

Klingon to be adopted as the first language of Jamaica

In a controversial move, Jamaica is to adopt the artificial language Klingon as its official first language. The decision comes after the only speaker of the aboriginal language of Jamaica, Henry Brown, died on Monday taking with him the language of...
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Funny story: Bob Marley condemns Kingston Town raids and asks Jamaicans to protect their "Drug Lord"

Bob Marley condemns Kingston Town raids and asks Jamaicans to protect their "Drug Lord"

Bob Marley has been speaking from his lofty heights in the Rastafari heavens about the police raids on his hometown and has condemned 'dem, mon'! Sitting next to the Emperor Haeli Selassie, Bob, speaking through a Rasta medium called Jerkitup Join...
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Funny story: Jamaican Fleet Sails to UK to Rescue Stranded Air Passengers

Jamaican Fleet Sails to UK to Rescue Stranded Air Passengers

Due to one rather untimely volcanic eruption in Iceland, and with what may now also be an extended grounding for air travel into and out of the UK, those wishing to travel where neither tires nor trains go, has become just a little problematic. B...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatic gets lost!

SuBo fanatic gets lost!

An unnamed Susan Boyle fanatic on her way to Japan to see SuBo perform was last night found in Jamaica after accidentally getting on the wrong plane. "I had accidentally left my glasses at home, so I couldn't quite see what the departure screen sa...
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Funny story: Trustafarians on Spiritual Quest Disappear in Jamaican Jungle

Trustafarians on Spiritual Quest Disappear in Jamaican Jungle

The disappearance of two Trustafarians in the jungles of Jamaica has sent a mild panic through wealthy families in the U.S., who sort of wonder where their own dreadlocked dodos might be hanging out. A few days ago a group of lawyers from Manhatta...
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Funny story: Jamaica: The Number One Ally On The War On Terror

Jamaica: The Number One Ally On The War On Terror

It turns out that one of America's favorite places to drink rum, listen to Reggae, and get mugged five blocks from their hotel, has revealed itself as one of America's strongest allies in the War On Terror. For decades, Americans have enjoyed the...
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Funny story: UFO mothership suspected behind theft of Jamaica beach

UFO mothership suspected behind theft of Jamaica beach

Kingston, Jamaica - (X-Files Mess): A massive 1,000 metre mothership was reported hovering over the golden shoreline of Coral Spring beach moments before 911 tonnes of high-grade tourist-ready sand vanished. Police sources in the island's northern...
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Funny story: Jamaican Runners Caught Doping with Dope

Jamaican Runners Caught Doping with Dope

In a sad day for Jamaica, the country's entire Olympic track team was disqualified and stripped of their medals. Several runners tested positive for a banned substance - ganja. So far no one has disclosed which athletes tested positive. Usain Bolt...
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Funny story: Usain Bolt In Possible Medal-Stripping Scandal

Usain Bolt In Possible Medal-Stripping Scandal

Usain Bolt, the fastest man on Earth, could be stripped of his Olympic 100m sprint gold medal after it was discovered that his name is an anagram of the silly word 'Ablutions'. Bolt, 21, is from Jamaica, where the standard way of telling someone t...
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Funny story: Yardie Army?

Yardie Army?

As everyone knows, a significant number of British Army troops have been killed or injured in Iraq and Afghanistan which has left the army somewhat depleted. MOD sources confirmed that the British Army is considering a recruitment drive in J...
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Funny story: Who Found the Fone?!

Who Found the Fone?!

Who really found Amelia Milk Swell's phone? There is still rumors going around saying DJ liquid lost his cell phone after he had finish having oral sex with Milk, what a co-incidence just after he had finish, but it is clear that she is fired from CVM. And why don't Candies admit the fact that she no longer works there, and stop bring around the people of Jamaica and the world in circles?
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Funny story: Happy Man Mysteriously Stops Whistling

Happy Man Mysteriously Stops Whistling

Popular cheery guy, Larry Phelps is well known to the citizens of Kingston Town, Jamaica as 'happy Larry', but to everyone's astonishment last Friday he suddenly stopped whistling, wearing brightly colore...
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Funny story: Comical Ali in Jamaica

Comical Ali in Jamaica

It has been revealed that the former Iraqi (mis)information minister Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf aka Comical Ali has been working for the Jamaican Police as a public relations adivisor.
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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Police in Jamaica have finished their investigation into the strange and, thus far, unexplained death of England cricket legend, and, latterly, Pakistan team coach, Bob Woolmer.
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Funny story: Bob Woolmer 'Definitely' Not Murdered

Bob Woolmer 'Definitely' Not Murdered

Bob Woolmer, the Pakistan cricket coach murdered in Jamaica, then 'unmurdered', was 'definitely' not murdered, say police officers from Scotland Yard.
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Funny story: Bush Sends CIA Asassins to Jamaica

Bush Sends CIA Asassins to Jamaica

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jamaica - Today, when someone was reading President George W. Bush the news, he came across a headline that said, "Marley's Ghost to Welcome Fans for Cricket World Cup" He immediately ordered the CIA to "re-...
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